The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

Too lazy, what are grits ?

Ground up brits....

[SAT 9,609]

No the crazy squirrel jumped between the tires. He said the thing was pretty far up the path, not in his line of path. Instead of running off it zig zagged all over the path. It gets off the path then runs out between the tires.

That's like telling you "I accidentally drank 24 beers at work"....

[Ontarkie 14,487]

lmao, no he would say it to get himself out of trouble.

[SAT 9,609]

Thems hillbillies sure like to shoot and eat squirrels, and drink beers at work.....

[SAT 9,609]

SAT and stretch- the unrequited romance,. Great reading-lol.

Me, cougar? No way, I like eye candy, but for relationships I prefer older than moi

Have to pack my suitcase , but can't be bothered, . Will buy stuff at destination. For trips fast fashion rules IMO

1- whadaya mean? Stretch loves me long time man......she my bff, forever.....

2- suitcase pic now.....(correct orientation).

3- buy me something.....

[Darnell 8,479]

No the crazy squirrel jumped between the tires. He said the thing was pretty far up the path, not in his line of path. Instead of running off it zig zagged all over the path. It gets off the path then runs out between the tires.

i don't think it's squirrel mating season, but if it was,

then that squirrel wanted to hump the tires on the bike.

regardless, sounds like a squirrel that needs to be in a stew pot.

[Darnell 8,479]

I will never make grits!!

I suggest this - next time yer out shopping, get a box of instant grits. each morning when he heads out to work, put one in his lunchbox. say nothing about it to him, but maybe a sweet post-it-note telling him to enjoy his lunch....

[Jacque67 7,328]

1- whadaya mean? Stretch loves me long time man......she my bff, forever.....

2- suitcase pic now.....(correct orientation).

3- buy me something.....

What do you want?

ground up corn, they seem to think is good.

Looks like baby food. Edited August 6, 2015 by Jacque67

[Darnell 8,479]

Yay Corn !

me likes grits fritters.. omg..

[SAT 9,609]

What do you want?

Where ya going ?

Yay Corn !

me likes grits fritters.. omg..

You marklan ham hock hick.....

Hey I just invented a new game!

"Ham hock hick"

It's just like tic tac toe, except you draw ham hocks and watermelons.....

[Asia 2,499]

You go get a license and a car right now young lady!

And an air conditioned one. With power windows! And, leather heated seats!

You expect us to take a bus if we ever go to Poland?

Yes

It's not that bad

[SAT 9,609]

Yes

It's not that bad

Grrrr......

Hey I don't expect you to take public transportation in NYC.....

But if you go visit Tark, you'll have to ride in a Pontiac. Which is the equivalent of a 1977 lada.....

[SAT 9,609]

And, if you visit Darklar, you'll ride in the back of a dodge sprinter, with no back seat. Just a milk crate. But you can't sit on it, because there's 2 old Chinese ladies on it already. And 3 chicken....

[Darnell 8,479]

i miss that 'redneck rampage' video game - my son and I played it often, learned many cultural things usually not exposed in Texas.

[SAT 9,609]

If you visit stretch, you'll be in the bed of a pick up truck. On a cooler, or a beach chair.....