The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Asia ! were you driving car this weekend with god-son? how was it ? any interesting sites during the driving ? or were you the official diaper changer for the trip ?

Nope.

Don't have a DL.

Don't have a car.

I used an airplane to transport him back to his parents'.

And we both were passengers

[Asia 2,498]

Rant, grrr man: Where is Asia? Where is, WHERE IS Asia!

Asia was absent

Started going to the gym/fitness and was tired after that

[SAT 9,609]

haha - she'll charge em 20 bucks a letter.

Hmmm....

Nope the Hillbilly left it on the bike trail

Whadaya mean "bike trail" he ride his bicycle to go hunting? Is it camo?

37degrees. Summer! Tanabata!

I'm not looking at any more of your Nipponese sideways pics.

And, you cougar.....

You married it, sigh man.

<sigh> and I didn't get a money back guarantee....

[SAT 9,609]

Nope.

Don't have a DL.

Don't have a car.

I used an airplane to transport him back to his parents'.

And we both were passengers

You go get a license and a car right now young lady!

And an air conditioned one. With power windows! And, leather heated seats!

You expect us to take a bus if we ever go to Poland?

[SAT 9,609]

Man I conked out early last night. Woke up super early.....

[SAT 9,609]

Where's that useless stretch. Poor hillbilly didn't get no chicken fried squirrel for dinner last night.....

And I'm beieng she didn't make him grits (greets) this morning.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Where's that useless stretch. Poor hillbilly didn't get no chicken fried squirrel for dinner last night.....

And I'm beieng she didn't make him grits (greets) this morning.....

SAT and stretch- the unrequited romance,. Great reading-lol.

Me, cougar? No way, I like eye candy, but for relationships I prefer older than moi

Have to pack my suitcase , but can't be bothered, . Will buy stuff at destination. For trips fast fashion rules IMO

[Ontarkie 14,223]

He's been riding his bike to work.

I will never make grits!!

[Jacque67 7,328]

He's been riding his bike to work.

I will never make grits!!

Too lazy, what are grits ?

[Ontarkie 14,223]

ground up corn, they seem to think is good.

[Darnell 8,478]

He's been riding his bike to work.

does he have a bike trailer, to pull behind the bike?

I will never make grits!!

Making the grits is easy - the fun come later, choosing what to mix in it after cooking, making it savory or sweet. There's a coupla hundred different combos that are listable, but the true fun comes in adding in stuff heretofore not tried in yer household.

Oh well - Amerikana !

[Ontarkie 14,223]

does he have a bike trailer, to pull behind the bike?

Making the grits is easy - the fun come later, choosing what to mix in it after cooking, making it savory or sweet. There's a coupla hundred different combos that are listable, but the true fun comes in adding in stuff heretofore not tried in yer household.

Oh well - Amerikana !

No bike trailer and he is not allowed to bring road kill home!!

I never said grits weren't easy! I will never make them!!!

[SAT 9,609]

He's been riding his bike to work.

I will never make grits!!

So he shot a poor little squirrel on his way to work? And left it there so another hillbilly could pick it up?

[Ontarkie 14,223]

No the crazy squirrel jumped between the tires. He said the thing was pretty far up the path, not in his line of path. Instead of running off it zig zagged all over the path. It gets off the path then runs out between the tires.

Edited August 6, 2015 by Ontarkie