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Darnell Grand Master

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So you want me to get you a fanny pack, way to live up to your Asian stereotype there. Will you wear it with a tracksuit?

its a side pack... bowhunting and rock climbing..... duck hunting too....

i have one, but use it for my garden hand tools. Its sweet, extra interior pocket, padded, slam my huge handphone into it and it does not knock about. Plus my vid cam fits in the front pocket... i do a lot of video in the gardens [plural]....

The bottom is waterproof, the zippers never rust. It also turns sideways to mount on a rollie-handle luggage... its so cool..

the only way this would be better is if'n it was a thigh pouch... but then i'd look like a paintballer and i don't like paintballing

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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Darnell Grand Master

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Ok, there's about 2000 people in this apt now. This woman is just like tiff, always wanna host, but invites everyone and their mothers....but she has a small apt.

He can call it....um....

ToiletZon.com....

ToiletMax...

ShitterDepot...it something...

Yo he removed my post about stretch spitting out her juice because she was laughing so hard (at him)....

did you report his post about him mentioning that yer mum swam behind a troop carrier? That was low and personal.

also, did you notice his menus recently? Casseroles based on rice and mystery meat and canned veggies... something must be wrong at his homestead if'n she's making this cruddy, poor-bachelor-type food.

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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wtboozies?

is that a dirt devil, a leaf blower, or a weed whacker?

its a crappy weed whacker.

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A goat would work better. We have been thinking of getting chickens :P

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Wow why did they leave that one. Figure they went that far they should be fair and ban them all :P

Ok we are taking the kids to the Memphis Zoo tomorrow. So I'm heading to bed since I have to wake up in the morning. I won't be on till late tomorrow night.

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i can load up some from a few years ago :P


ok really now I'm off.

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Hurricane Joaquin

that's the stupidest name for a hurricane in the history of meteorology...

As stated, and as was obviously missed, it's not a hurricane, but rather a himmicane, see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

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01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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GS report, see man:

Awakened at Many (2+2+1) a.m., truncated zzz man.

Made mass GS technically Many (2x2x2+2) minutes before official opening, timely man.

Place already mobbed with shoppers, whodathunk'd man.

The take, there and at Many other GSs/ESs, see man:

-- large Army airplane for Mini-B. = $2, steal man

-- bath towel & warshcloth = half of half a buck, steal man

-- pants for Mini-B. = $1, OK man

-- silk tie = half a buck, deal man

-- china dinner-bowl = half a buck, deal man

-- 1 pants & Many (2x2x2) underwear for Mini-B. = $2, steal man

-- box cotton-blend envelopes, pack of receipt envelopes, 2 warshcloths = $2, steal man

-- can of soup, can of peaches, steak-knife, Many (2+2+2) peanut butter + cheese crackers,

box of granola bars, half-bottle Pantene shampoo = $Many ($2+2+1), OK man

Total = $Many, deal man

All GSs were held as advertised, no phantoms man.

Both ESs were partial, meaning not entire-casa, ought to be State Jail felony man.

We spent nearly Many (2+2+1) hours at or driving past the Many (2x2x2x2-1) GSs, busy man.

Have no desire to hit any on Sunday, no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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SAT Grand Master

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Several things about the nanny annoys the outta me.

1- she talks too much, talks too loud.

2- she won't get out of the picture. I don't want her in the baby's picture!

3- she talks too loud in the street! Screaming into the car. Dammit what's wrong with her....

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SAT Grand Master

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Speaking of annoying, where's Tarklar.....

So, Gump is like off for 2 weeks, Jewish holiday. He and his family was at the party last night, and man is he fat....who works in the kitchen and is fat?!

Now the nanny is screaming at the to of her lungs from downstairs about dinner being ready....

Nice woman, but too loud! I like a quiet house. I swear I'm surrounded by a world of azzholes that are all too loud. That's my curse....

When are they going to learn that the louder they are, the less they're heard....

Speaking of not being heard, where's Tarklar.....

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