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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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Half-Thursday report, read half man:

Acupunking didn't last even one day, ouch man.

Mini-B. a little genius, make up games with robots & Army trucks man.

Got very late start, shaving accident man.

Sped like an illegitimate male child and caught up, no tickets man.

Arrived to overwhelming clamor for pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Rant, see man: Every local subdivision is having its community GS this weekend, grrr man. This intolerable collective action should be a State Jail felony, grrr man.

Customers desperate for pre-owned toilet seats now, urgency man.

Must focus on same, sales & quality-testing man.

Afternoon/evenin', Red Chinese and Viking and other babes with +1 inventories!


Your wife squats fence posts...

[excellent retort self-censored, TOS and sigh man]

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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That'll teach you to retort me sucker....

Now go report yourself to stretch....

Look it's Darklar.....

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Home-Accents-Holiday-36-in-Large-Gargoyle-Statue-with-LED-Lights-LH1015/205823461?cm_mmc=hd_email-_-WCR_LAPSED__A_L05-_-20151001-localad-2867271-_-sl_offer3&et_rid=11510159

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That reminds me....while out convalescence....I invented something that'll make me 1 million dollaz...

It's a thing, you screw it onto a 2 litre bottle full of water in place of a cap. It has wicks in there, and it sucks up the water thru capillary action, and there's a ginseng seed in the thing, and over the next 5 years, the ginseng root grows deep into the water, making the capillary action no longer necessary. It keeps growing like a chiapet...

And, after 5 years, you take out the cap, the remaining water is.....

Ginseng tea baby!

Voila, I make 1 gazillion dollaz....

I'll call it...."chinapet"....

The jingle for the commercial goes like this.....

"Chi chi chi China....Chi chi chi China....."...

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:thumbs:

so get to it and patent it!

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good idea

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Active shooter in Oregon.

We should change the format of this thread to live news.

No, comedy....yeah, that's it, comedy....

No, insults, yes insults....

No, informational....no forget that....

Ah it, just keep it the way it is.

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1. That'll teach you to retort me sucker....

2. Now go report yourself to stretch....

1. You are the tortfeasor, see man, and I am no retortfeasor, no man.

2. Do not irk, irritate, enrage, or cause work for the all-powerful Ontarklar, no man.

That reminds me....while out convalescence....I invented something that'll make me 1 Many dollaz...

The anesthesia dimmed your brain, sigh man. May you recapture at least one non-misfiring cell at some point during this century, fingers crossed but little hope man.

We should

No

No

No

Ah #### it

You're set on being decisive but can't quite manage it, headsmack man.

Now quit interrupting sales & quality-testing of POTS and simply buy another, see here man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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lmao off.

Go find CaryH he always had some interesting to say too. Not meaning the others didn't but more the better EH!


Then find the rest of them. Then maybe the thread will entice some new blood :P


Taking the kids outside. Need to grab the Nook then I'll be on again :P

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Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
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Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
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Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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Sorry no camera on the Nook.

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Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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Ontarkie   14,223

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Merrytooth needs to stop lurking :P Tark can' t be that boring!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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