The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Tell him he has a huge azz, need all Many rolls....

Number of necessary rolls corrected, P-math failure AGAIN man.

Massive hindquarters aren't necessary, no man. Mrs. T-B.'s hindquarters are shapely and proportionate (well, mostly); however, when doing her business (or even when not), she wraps several cubits around her forearm in preparation for use, or in practice for preparation for use, sigh she man. We think that she does it for sport, induction man.

pffftttt In-n-out burgers than you very much.

We prefer Burger King with lavish use of coupons, si ma'am.

Ah what a coincidence, or friend Trophie's husband, Dutch, is also a Viking. He has no sense of humor either. He got all pissed off at Trophie because she ordered Many rolls of toilet paper.

He will soon be thrilled with her financial acumen, ask where she got the recommendation, and order Many pre-owned toilet seats out of gratitude, whee man.

1. Man I can't believe I ate like Many squares....

2. Squares, in case you uncultured folks don't know

Many. Each Sicilian is cut into Many-Many squares.

1. That's either too few or too many, precision-in-reporting man.

2. Nueva York Arrogant, rest of country normal, sigh and si man.

Many. Pizza belongs in slices, as all cultured folks know, obviously man.

Many minutes later

I've got Many half-of-half-dollars

Timing and coinage denominations corrected, headsmack man.

Well, the rant thread kind of got speared when we couldn't "import drama from other threads".

Refer to threads in general for acceptable non-spearing, si man.

Edited October 1, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Speaking of importing drama, where's Frenchy....she might wanna fly into NYC, there's a hurricane coming.....

Begin now to clear the store shelves of bread and cheese and SPAM, good advice man.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

End-Whatever-Day report, need zzz man:

Efficiently achieved POTS quota, $i man.

Gridlocked casa-ward commute, grrr man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked tilapia with green beans & avocado, ingest man.

Got roaring, dead-to-world, highly effective hour-&-half nap with cat, we & miu zzz man.

Dished and shall soonishly de-dish the warsher, job of husband man.

Made remaining lunches for week, job of husband man.

Mornin', Commie- and Viking and other babes with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Last post on page and unread, no see man. Where is Niki-B., anyway, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

Begin now to clear the store shelves of bread and cheese and SPAM, good advice man.

We know that you were never in "The Corps", because if you were, then you'd always be ready.

Speaking of the Corps.......where's that old geezer Darklar.....

And, you see? people actually read what you write when you don't write 2 pages long posts.....

[SAT 9,609]

Trophie, get me 1 a these......

http://sport.woot.com/offers/yukon-tactical-explorer-side-pack-4-colors?utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_campaign=d953fee869-Daily+Digest+-+20151001+-+Sport.Woot&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c5ca76da11-d953fee869-291377201#tracked

[Ontarkie 14,223]

My baby is 19 months why do they grow up so fast !

[SAT 9,609]

My baby is 19 months why do they grow up so fast !

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[SAT 9,609]

Alright.....today, I deal with the archenemy of the ccp.

The falun gong....

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falun_Gong

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Trophie, get me 1 a these......

http://sport.woot.com/offers/yukon-tactical-explorer-side-pack-4-colors?utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_campaign=d953fee869-Daily+Digest+-+20151001+-+Sport.Woot&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c5ca76da11-d953fee869-291377201#tracked

So you want me to get you a fanny pack, way to live up to your Asian stereotype there. Will you wear it with a tracksuit?

[SAT 9,609]

It's not a fanny pack you freakazoid.....it's "Indy Jonesy".....

It's a side pack, perfect for bow hunting. I currently use a back pack.

That strap goes over the shoulder, not the waist. Can carry many rolls of HQTP (high quality toilet paper). Go get Dutch one. He love you long time. ...

[Ontarkie 14,223]

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If I was 10 yrs younger that might of been tempting, at this point no stinking way!

So you want me to get you a fanny pack, way to live up to your Asian stereotype there. Will you wear it with a tracksuit?

I thought the same thing

[SAT 9,609]

If I was 10 yrs younger that might of been tempting, at this point no stinking way!

I thought the same thing

You numb nut, once more, it's a shoulder bag...

Now go take a pic of hillbilly's smoker, I wanna see what he uses. I wanna get one.

Now that the more serious discussions are over, what's left for the other week of UNGA?

Partying and getting in trouble. And begging for world aid.

[Ontarkie 14,223]

THe Hillbilly made his smoker

[SAT 9,609]

I swear if I was there I'd be rolling on the ground. Not because that this smoker is funny. But rather it proves that all those pics I posted of hillbilly stuff about him are all true lmfao.....