The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

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Ok ok.....that's cool....I was just testing your sense of humor....

That guy Darklar has none.

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I am a viking we don´t have a sense of humor

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I am a viking we don´t have a sense of humor

Ah what a coincidence, or friend Trophie's husband, Dutch, is also a Viking. He has no sense of humor either. He got all pissed off at Trophie because she ordered 96 rolls of toilet paper.

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Man I can't believe I ate like 3 squares....

Squares, in case you uncultured folks don't know, is a square deep dish pizza made in Brooklyn, known as a "Sicilian", or simply "a square". Each Sicilian is cut into 12- 24 squares.

[Izor 79]

Well ...toilet paper is needed, we tend to use leaves and what nature can provide, but it is a new age now. And i rather not have sticks up my ...

so her husband should embrace the new era of vikings.

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Ah speaking of uncultured, where's Stretch....

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Well ...toilet paper is needed, we tend to use leaves and what nature can provide, but it is a new age now. And i rather not have sticks up my ...

so her husband should embrace the new era of vikings.

1- tree hugger....

2- that reminds me of my joke about the 2 Polish guys that went camping and forgot the toilet paper.....

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So one guy was taking a in the woods and yelled out to the other guy "hey give me the toilet paper"

The other guy said; "oh , we forgot to pack any! Use anything for now, use a dollar!"

3 minutes later, the guy comes out all covered in ...

And the other guy said; "what happened to you?"

He said....."You dum pollock! Not only am I all covered in , but I've got 4 quarters stuck up my azz!"

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Ah speaking of uncultured, where's Stretch....

I was busy!

It was the second day of grocery shopping

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Ham hock and ribs pic now....

Speaking of ham hocks, we haven't seen Darklar.....

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Thought for the Day, see man: We could recapture traffic in this thread if it were to again become a Rant thread, reinvent no wheels man.

Well, the rant thread kind of got speared when we couldn't "import drama from other threads".

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Ah what a coincidence, or friend Trophie's husband, Dutch, is also a Viking. He has no sense of humor either. He got all pissed off at Trophie because she ordered 96 rolls of toilet paper.

He does have a terrible sense of humor, but he's all Americanized now. He's got guns, a truck, and we are applying for citizenship in a few months.

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Well, the rant thread kind of got speared when we couldn't "import drama from other threads".

I motion to import drama....

He does have a terrible sense of humor, but he's all Americanized now. He's got guns, a truck, and we are applying for citizenship in a few months.

Does he eat ham hocks, watch WWE, and chew t'bacca?

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Speaking of importing drama, where's Frenchy....she might wanna fly into NYC, there's a hurricane coming.....

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There is a giant box of toilet paper outside my door right now.

:dance: , si ma'am.

The only better news would be "There is a box of highest-quality pre-owned toilet seats outside my door right now."

My shoes are too warm! i am gonna work barefoot to avoid a smelling accident.

Also we payed the deposit for our wedding today, yay! risky? yes since we don´t have the visa....we like to live on the wild side, rawr rawr.

One of our favorite quotes is, see ma'am: "I've got no self-control, and I don't want any!"

1. He thought I was stupid for buying Many rolls at once

2. and was crazy for thinking that there was a lint cloud with the other types.

1. It's far from stupid, si ma'am; it's the only efficient way. Why lug it home a few rolls at a time when Many rolls can be delivered to your doorstep, often for free and at near-wholesale pricing, huh man?

2. Prove him wrong by scooping the cloud and putting it in his pants pockets, si ma'am.

I can recapture my now legendary thread by making stretch, tooth Many, Niki, Asia (what was the nickname we gave her?) and Darklar yap.

And limiting your boring azz housewife posts...

Last post on page and unread, no see man. Where is Niki-B., anyway, huh man?