The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Ontarkie 14,223]

Half-Tuesday half-report, read whichever half thrills you more man:

Decided to take Round 2 of Heap, HEAP strong medicine at bedtime, ingest man.

However, effects not as thorough* as after first ingestation, sigh man.

*except for the grogginess, need zzz man

Irritating inbound commute, rife with turtles and bored LEOs, grrr man.

Healthy, even robust, POTS business, $i man.

We are having a dickens of a time finding a household item, grrr man.

We need a grille for our air-conditioning filter, in-wall man.

Ours is Many" tall x Many" wide, precisely man.

This = 2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]+1 in. tall x 2x2x2x2+2+2 in. wide, P-math man.

Home Despot has 2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+1] in. wide x 2x2x2x2+2+2 in. tall, backwards man.

Lowe's & Sears Hardware have nothing close, no man.

Who are alternate suppliers, huh man?

And, sadly, it must be new (i.e., have clips vs. screws), expense man.

Nola-Bone, she of the happy hindquarters, is on line, whee ma'am!

Back to POTS sales & quality-testing, dedication man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

Check Amazon they have everything.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Check Amazon they have everything.

We found a local outfit that carries them, which adds tax but avoids shipping, gracias anyway D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

End-Tuesday end-report, see man:

Heap Strong medicine didn't last all day, no man.

Get acupunked in morn, can't wait man.

Casa-ward commute turtlish at first, better later, grrr then whee man.

De-curbsided the garbage cans, job of husband man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked beef tips with sliced carrots, ingest man.

Got effective, massively needed nap with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, job of husband man.

Mornin', Red Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

And who gets to name the next thread, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

Man Tiff thinks I've got nuttin' to do all day.....

[Ontarkie 14,223]

She just knows you will do it all anyway

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Man Tiff thinks I've got nuttin' to do all day.....

Of course, see man! She spends all her time cooking delicious meals for you, thus freeing you for your life of idle luxury, si man!

She just knows you will do it all anyway

W ife

I mparting

M onumental

P sychology, si and sigh man.

Edited September 30, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Half-Hump-Day half-humped report, see pruriently man:

Forgot to mention that we achieved POTS quota yesterday, routine man.

Took no Heap Strong medicine & slept on no heat last night, oj nie and nie.

Awoke in usual mid-level pain, Many on Universal Pain Assessment Tool score man.

Got acupunked, back better man.

Don't know whether elbow will react, responsive or refractory man.

Rant, see man: Why must so many neighborhoods schedule their community GSs on the same weekend, huh and grrr man? This is unfair, unright, and outright wrong, we have spoken man.

Thought for the Day, see man: We could recapture traffic in this thread if it were to again become a Rant thread, reinvent no wheels man.

Robust POTS business, whee man.

Must attend to it, $upport the family man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie-* and other babes with +1 inventories!

*Lurking Asia! Lurking, LURKING Asia!**

**Proven to be Chinese and with red hair = Red Chinese, oj tak

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

There is a giant box of toilet paper outside my door right now.

I'm planning on leaving it there until my husband comes home and see what he says having had no prewarning of shipped toilet paper.

[Izor 79]

My shoes are too warm! i am gonna work barefoot to avoid a smelling accident.

Also we payed the deposit for our wedding today, yay! risky? yes since we don´t have the visa....we like to live on the wild side, rawr rawr.

[SAT 9,609]

There is a giant box of toilet paper outside my door right now.

I'm planning on leaving it there until my husband comes home and see what he says having had no prewarning of shipped toilet paper.

He's gonna say "holy , that's a lotta azz wiping"...

[SAT 9,609]

My shoes are too warm! i am gonna work barefoot to avoid a smelling accident.

Also we payed the deposit for our wedding today, yay! risky? yes since we don´t have the visa....we like to live on the wild side, rawr rawr.

So, is the deposit to Sonic burgers refundable?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

He's gonna say "holy ######, that's a lotta azz wiping"...

He thought I was stupid for buying 96 rolls at once and was crazy for thinking that there was a lint cloud with the other types.

[SAT 9,609]

Thought for the Day, see man: We could recapture traffic in this thread if it were to again become a Rant thread, reinvent no wheels man.

I can recapture my now legendary thread by making stretch, tooth 8, Niki, Asia (what was the nickname we gave her?) and Darklar yap.

And limiting your boring azz housewife posts...

[SAT 9,609]

He thought I was stupid for buying 96 rolls at once and was crazy for thinking that there was a lint cloud with the other types.

I wonder if you'd be the first couple in the history of mankind to fight over 96 rolls of toilet paper....

You want me to call in my buddy who is an expert on toilet paper to tell Dutch about toilet paper lint?

Tell him he has a huge azz, need all 96 rolls....

[Izor 79]

So, is the deposit to Sonic burgers refundable?

pffftttt In-n-out burgers than you very much.