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freaking out because there is a loud sound coming from her pipes.

She had left the hose on.

:whistle:

The cougar just wanted an excuse to talk to Dutch....

Norwegian test is tomorrow and I haven't felt well enough to study.

I think he is rubbing off on me.

Good luck with the Dutch test.

Narklar.......

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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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I can only wish I was lazy! I went out bargain hunting :P

Not yard sale prices but good enough for me and they are new :P

Oh and the Hillbilly took me out for BBQ :D

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I didn't take one :P

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I ate it already I can't take a picture now.

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Last load of laundry is in the dryer now I can go to bed.

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:ranting::ranting::ranting::ranting: Of course what is on my test but everything I didn't feel confident in and totally forgot....

I passed for sure, but I won't get an A and that really really pisses me off. :dead:

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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1. I went out bargain hunting

2. Not yard sale prices

Many. but good enough for me and they are new

Many. Oh and the Hillbilly took me out for BBQ

1. Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

2. You're off my list, grrr D ma'am!

Many. You have low standards, sigh D ma'am.

Many. At least you got free BBQ, D ma'am.

Can't decide on what to have for dinner...

"How many people are we having for dinner tonight, Dear?" asked the cannibal.

Ask Tiff what she plans to cook, and report back, hee hee hee man.

I ate it already I can't take a picture now.

Barf it up and foto it or it wasn't eaten, no ma'am.

Last load of laundry is in the dryer now I can go to bed.

We are the Thread Laundress in this and all threads, grrr D ma'am!

Must be a full moon or something; everyone's weirding out on us, gee man.

:ranting::ranting::ranting::ranting: Of course what is on my test but everything I didn't feel confident in and totally forgot....

I passed for sure, but I won't get an A and that really really pisses me off. :dead:

Do not irk, irritate, or undergrade the fearsome Nola-Bone, no man!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Saturday & GS/ES reports, see both man:

Was able to hit 2 GSs & still make the dry-cleaners before Many a.m., propitious man.

All GSs & ESs were present as advertised, second week in row, realistic man.

Even those where we bought nothing were worth visiting, gratifying man.

The take, see man:

-- huge (Many' x Many') floor mat of the United States = $2, steal man

-- fluffy bath-towel = $1, steal man

-- Many (2x2x2+2+1) warshcloths, 2 bath-towels, new leather belt, 2 nearly full cans

black ground pepper = $Many ($2x2), steal man

-- Army truck & Lightning McQueen puzzle book for Mini-B. = buck-&-a-half, fair man

-- full can white lithium grease, full can silicone spray, Many (2+1) Rubbermaid

hotmats = $Many.Many ($2+1+half of half a buck), steal man

Total = $Many.Many ($2x2x2+2+2-half of half a buck), whee man

Returned to casa in time to relieve Mrs. T-B. of wee-man duty, she and he man.

Mrs. T-B. went to rental casa to supervise minor handyman work, fix-up man.

Handyman then came to real casa for plumbing jobs, necessary man.

Got new kitchen faucet installed for only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]), steal man.

Handyman had new faucet left over from previous job for $Many ($2x2x2+2), whee man.

Mrs. T-B.'s hairballs removed from her bathroom sink, Many tons man.

Entire bill just over Many (2+1) figures, steal man.

Got massively needed nap, with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Reluctantly awoke in time to retrieve dry-cleaning, efficient man.

Reluctantly mowed lawn, enough daylight man.

Mower nearly but never died, propitious timing man.

A Many-sweatband job, hot stuff man.

No hormigas del fuego*, no bite us man.

Still nearly destroyed our body, much pain & stiffness man.

*fire ants, man

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to park, she and wee man.

We recovered in time to give in to beg-job to be taken to CiCi's Pizza, softie man.

We ate like a pig, our policy at buffets man.

Played with & read Lightning McQueen book to Mini-B., we with/to wee man.

Somehow warshered/baked kitchen rags/mowing attire/GS purchases, ouch man.

Somehow dished the warsher, ouch man.

Cat has deposited wrapper at our feet, expectant miu man.

Cannot possibly fold baked laundry, not tonight man.

Must somehow de-dish the warsher, job of husband man.

Must somehow play Wrappers with cat, good cat-daddy man.

Cat has just cut a world's-champion fart, egad man.

Cat prep** zzz man.

**including Heap Strong back-medicine, ouch man

Mornin', Commie-, Norwegian-studying, and other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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