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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Saturday GS report, grrr man:

Fully Many -- as in 2+2 -- phantom GSs, grrr man.

A Many'th (#2+2+1) had a "no GS" sign posted, unprecedented man.

We actually did better at signage GSs than at itinerary GSs, good grief man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 shirts + 1 book for Mini-B. = $1, deal man

-- book for Mini-B. = $1, OK man

-- large glass dinner-plate = half a buck, deal man

-- perfect-fitting gray dress-slacks = $2, OK man

Total = $Many.Many, low expense man

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Saturday non-GS report, see man:

Awoke with use of heating-pad, little pain man.

Dropped dry-cleaning in time for same-day pickup, efficient man.

Went to supermarket with use of coupons, savings man.

Hit GSs, grrr man.

Dropped GS "haul" at casa, paltry man.

Mini-B.'s little amigo was in casa all day, furiously playing wee men.

Mrs. T-B. purging clothes closet, she man.

Left immediately, errands man.

Opened new bank account, POTS income man.

Retrieved lunch at Burger King with use of coupons, savings man.

Had lunch and took nap with cat, ingest and we and miu zzz man.

Gassed T-B.-mobile, weekly man.

Went to Aldi Foods and used $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupon, savings man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, efficient man.

Returned to casa, Mini-B. & amigo still furiously playing, wee men.

Went to CVS with use of Many coupons, 2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2+2+2+2]% savings man.

Returned to casa, Mini-B. & amigo still furiously playing, wee men.

Little amigo's mom retrieved little amigo, bye wee man.

Took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to dinner at barbecue place, we and she and wee man.

Got several extra bottomless plates of vegetables, ingest man.

Mini-B. out like light soon after return, exhausted wee man.

Took second nap of day with cat, unprecedented since marriage we and miu zzz man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Warshed kitchen rags/lawn-mowing attire, full load man.

Must de-dish the warsher, mandatory man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and present other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Wouldn't be the first greencard marriage of its kind.

Um, I know that Forrest......but Asia is a woman, and gay guys only like guys....

You ever walk into a gay bar? There's like 5 guys for every guy.....

Serious warning, D ma'am: If you eat too much polar-bear liver, you can experience an overdose of Vitamin A, look out D ma'am.

You vera dum , where the is stretch gonna get a polar bear liver from?

Her husband is a hillbilly, not an Inuit....

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True sign that I am too old - I understand each word, but collectively, not understand the context. Sorry..

Hubs is changing the deck in the car. Im tired and want to go home.

Rant: When husbands change decks in a car on a Saturday evening, it's best the wife is safely at home prior to disconnecting any electrical connections.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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True sign that I am too old - I understand each word, but collectively, not understand the context. Sorry..

Rant: When husbands change decks in a car on a Saturday evening, it's best the wife is safely at home prior to disconnecting any electrical connections.

We went to friend's house in town 1.5 hours away. Friend used to do this for a living; putting new car stereos in. We didn't do the whole stereo, just the deck. Still have stock speakers etc...

They fixed the bike, drove around a bunch, and did the car.

hubs is irritated or depressed or angry atm... not sure why... I just know he is because he's not talking to me.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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hubs is irritated or depressed or angry atm... not sure why... I just know he is because he's not talking to me.

does his attitude seem changed when you approach him wearing just a fully open button'd shirt, a dab of oil from your palm rubbing the back of his neck? yes? no? if no, why no? :o

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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does his attitude seem changed when you approach him wearing just a fully open button'd shirt, a dab of oil from your palm rubbing the back of his neck? yes? no? if no, why no? :o

You dum , everybody knows that he must be going through a midlife crisis....

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He's bipolar.... you tell me.


No it wouldn't.

does his attitude seem changed when you approach him wearing just a fully open button'd shirt, a dab of oil from your palm rubbing the back of his neck? yes? no? if no, why no? :o

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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You dum ####, everybody knows that he must be going through a midlife crisis....

ya, right, what do I know?

perhaps my techniques for mood changing are really for the younger mens? :D

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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