The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Asia 2,498]

Pathology all negative. I'm so happy lol..

That's GREAT!

[Asia 2,498]

I'm barefoot but no way pregnant

I have retired that from my list of things to do

My sister's friend has 6 kids (4 boys and 2 girls). And... she's pregnant with the 7th one

The oldest one is 9 years old. The youngest one is 1.5 year old.

And she's positively glowing!

Motherhood suits her like nothing else

[SAT 9,609]

Can they forbid him from doing that? Is there a law or something?

If not, it definitely should be!

He should not reproduce.

What an ###!

If he says he can't care for the kids.

who'd care for the kids then?

Sorry unca steve,

V's party sounds like a tardo-fest.

Shoulda gone to ktv...

Shoulda stayed home...

[SAT 9,609]

My sister's friend has 6 kids (4 boys and 2 girls). And... she's pregnant with the 7th one

The oldest one is 9 years old. The youngest one is 1.5 year old.

And she's positively glowing!

Motherhood suits her like nothing else

Tiff bought an Ikea horsemeat drawer, and it was made in.....Poland!

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Saturday and GS/ES Reports, see man:

Overslept by an hour, zzz but sigh man.

Still got stuff to dry-cleaners on time, pull self up by bootstraps man.

Attended Many GSs & Many (2+1) ESs, all held as advertised, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- large lidded saucepan; Many (2+1) fluffy bath-towels; 2 new Jennifer Lopez hand-towels;

footies for Mrs. T-B. = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+2), borderline-fair for an ES man

-- Many (2+2)-pc. queen sheet set & Many (2+2)-pc. full sheet set (both deep-pocket);

beach towel; kitchen towel; Many (2+1) warshcloths = $Many ($2x2x2+2)-&-a-half,

deal man

-- toucans of unexpired Del Monte leaf spinach (unexpired) = $1, deal man

-- shaving-cream; children's allergy medicine (unexpired) = $2, OK man

-- Many (2+2) books* for Mini-B. = $1-&-a-half, wee man

*The Cat in the Hat Comes Back, miu man

*Dogs Don't Wear Sneakers, no man

*Just the Thing!, monkey book man

*How Spiders Got 2x2x2 Legs, P-math book man

Total = $Many, see man.

Warshed T-B.-mobile & Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, highly necessary man.

Ran several errands with use of coupons, $aving$ man.

Got dead-to-world nap, inadequate zzz man.

In eve, attended a quinceanera, first time man.

Latin (this, Mexican) custom celebrates daughters' Many'th birthdays, 2x2x2x2-1 man.

Celebrant was daughter of Mrs. T-B.'s amiga, junior she and she and she man.

We had 2-&-a-half hours to attend, based on Mini-B.'s pickup schedule man.

Daughter older than her years, poised/mature/lovely junior she man.

Dinner table composed of Colombianos/Mexicanos/Dominicanos/Mrs. T-B./us, int'l. man.

Mariachi band highly active on premises, delighted Mrs. T-B. she man.

Mrs. T-B. had grand time socializing and taking fotos, ecstatic she man.

Parties drain us and we tend to want to leave early, introversion man.

Ate two plates of delicious buffet food, ingest and ingest man.

'Twas beef & chicken fajita meat, refried beans, rice, flour tortillas, cheaps/dip, Mexican man.

After first hour, we kept informing Mrs. T-B., "Only Many minutes left, see she man!"

Finally, Many minutes changed to no minutes, not a minute too soon for us no man.

Drove Many miles to retrieve exhausted Mini-B., at playmate's casa wee men.

Warshered/baked/folded new bed linens, put on beds tomorrow man.

Warshered/baked/must fold ES purchases/kitchen rags, job of husband man.

Dished & must de-dish the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Fold/de-dish/cat prep zzz man.

We have livened up this thread, man.

Mornin', absent babes-of-all-stripes with thread-livening +1 inventories!

I've seen a few girls here all dressed up and going to their party. A few times they had a horse and carriage it was so pretty

Morning!

I'm here for a sec. Been sooo busy at work and after work, visiting a gym and (surprisingly) enjoying it!

Welcome back even for a second!

My sister's friend has 6 kids (4 boys and 2 girls). And... she's pregnant with the 7th one

The oldest one is 9 years old. The youngest one is 1.5 year old.

And she's positively glowing!

Motherhood suits her like nothing else

That is what we have 4 boys 2 girls

If I was younger I probably would have more. Alas we can't go backwards in years Plus I would have to make it 2 more because I like even numbers

[SAT 9,609]

My backyard shed is now 80% organized.....

[Ontarkie 14,227]

good for you!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Morning!

I'm here for a sec. Been sooo busy at work and after work, visiting a gym and (surprisingly) enjoying it!

Temporarily present Asia! Temporarily, TEMPORARILY present PRESENT Asia!

If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough NOT to, oj tak.

My sister's friend has Many kids (Many boys and 2 girls). And... she's pregnant with the Many'th one

The oldest one is Many years old. The youngest one is 1.Many year old.

And she's positively glowing!

Motherhood suits her like nothing else

[headsmack] P-math failure, oj tak!!!!!

You are describing Ontarklar, oj tak.

1. That is what we have Many boys 2 girls

2. If I was younger I probably would have more. Alas we can't go backwards in years Plus I would have to make it 2 more because I like even numbers

1. Number of progeny precised, sigh D ma'am. Bad, BAD P-math D ma'am!

2. This is why you're pregnant with the twins, whee D ma'am! :dance:

My backyard shed is now Many% organized.....

This is either laughable or commendable, precisely man.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Sunday report, thrilling read man:

Awoke feeling hung-over, although totaltee man.

Back nearly useless, elbow completely useless, need body-transplant man.

Limped through first 2 laundry loads + outside errands, limp man.

Took dead-to-world nap, with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Awoke and finally took a Heap Strong aspirin, nuclear man.

This enabled completion of the remaining Many laundry loads, whee man.

We dished/de-dished the warsher, necessary man.

We made our first Many lunches for the week, job of husband man.

We are obviously a genuine party-animal, whoop whoop whoop man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', temporarily present Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Chicken in the crockpot! I'm booking a table hopefully at an event. It's for the first weekend in Oct.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

1. Chicken in the crockpot!

2. I'm booking a table hopefully at an event. It's for the first weekend in Oct.

1. Bats in the belfry. Elephant in the room. Fly in the ointment. Pig in the poke. Turkey in the straw. And many more, man.

2. Book it, Dan-O... er, D-ma'am-O! For what is the table being booked, huh D ma'am? What did it do to get arrested in the first place?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Part-Monday part-report, partially complete Monday report man:

Heap Strong bedtime medicine wonderfully effective, we can walk man.

Tolerable number of turtles on inbound commute, little grrr man.

Took hours to read all the new material in this here thread, eyestrain man.

Heart-warming demand for pre-owned toilet seats, warm our cockles man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff fiendish ploy....

We go to BJ's, she buys sit for her friend, I pay. Her thuggy friends pay her, she pockets cash.....

[SAT 9,609]

Now she's asking for a new phone....Man tiff in her life, never had to buy a cell phone, I got her her first cell phone, and been paying for the service and phones all this time......

[Ontarkie 14,227]

1. Bats in the belfry. Elephant in the room. Fly in the ointment. Pig in the poke. Turkey in the straw. And many more, man.

2. Book it, Dan-O... er, D-ma'am-O! For what is the table being booked, huh D ma'am? What did it do to get arrested in the first place?

1.

2. pre own toilet seats of course

Tiff fiendish ploy....

We go to BJ's, she buys sit for her friend, I pay. Her thuggy friends pay her, she pockets cash.....

smart girl

Now she's asking for a new phone....Man tiff in her life, never had to buy a cell phone, I got her her first cell phone, and been paying for the service and phones all this time......

It's in your job description:P

I think I will be getting a cell phone soon. I need to work away from home a bit at times. So probably before the new year