The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

ah better.....

Water, I was dying of thirst....why, might you ask.....

Well, Tiff's friend V, who's husband's brother dropped dead in the casino? remember? Then the family took the loot and spent the summer in Malaysia? remember?

well, they finally got around to inviting me for dinner. It was a choice of that, a CCP party, or the local chinese radio (AM 1480) karaoke contest/ party.

All 3 of which I'm not crazy about. So I went to V's house. It's 72 degrees outside, but about 95 in that small 700 ft apt. No AC. Problem is, they invited 20 other people!

<sigh> FFS, you think they had a single bottle of water? no, and I usually keep a case in the back of each of my cars. But the Accord was out....The food was great, but every drink in that apt was luke warm! I had a bottle of room-temperature snapple.

You think they woulda invested some of that money into an AC?? Yes, the windows were open, but there was no wind to circulate the air, the whole apt had 1 working fan.

This woman, V, sometimes I think good of her, and other times I don't. That's a story for another time.

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Nope no bucket list I might put myself to sleep tryin gto right it out

Oh yes I remember that one.

Well time to stock the Accord again.

I'm drained I think I' going to bed.

[SAT 9,609]

go make a bucket list in your sleep.....

[Ontarkie 14,227]

ok I can do that. I do sleep walk and talk maybe I can take up sleep writing! Heck I might be a genius and can spell in my sleep

You don't want to know how many typos I had up there!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

I'm barefoot but no way pregnant

I have retired that from my list of things to do

Lying!!! REPORTED!!!!!

Have time to read, but not always comment. I'm a busy busy bee.

Plus, I don't like to venture off of this thread much on VJ - too many people that need their hand held, too many know it alls, etc. My patience level is close to zero for adults lately.

Last post on page and therefore unread, sigh ma'am.

Busy though you are, you are missed, Nola-B. ma'am.

You don't want to know how many typos I had up there!

It's pregancy brain again! :dance:

Edited September 19, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

End-Friday end-report, read to end even Steveklar man:

Casa-ward commute featured weave-dodging of turtles, achievable man.

Hedge-trimmer ran out of battery just as we finished first part of job, recharge man.

Mrs. T-B. has hidden or lost the charger, ADD man.

Mow-lawned to beautiful effect and not much suffering, most areas in shade man.

Finished just as Mrs. T-B. left for amiga's birthday party, bye she man.

Watched most of "Cars" with Mini-B., great movie even after Many viewings man.

Played with imaginative Mini-B., brilliant wee man.

Got Mini-B.'s teeth brushed with use of a teethbrush, not Arkansas here man.

Got Mini-B. to bed & sleep with surprisingly little objection, zzz wee man.

Mrs. T-B. returned after Many-&-a-half hours of partying, expert at it she man.

Approximately Many GSs/ESs on itinerary tomorrow, bonanza man.

Mrs. T-B. is permitting us to stay out past noon, permissive she man.

This is our party-time, GSs/ESs man.

In eve is Many'th (2x2x2x2-1th) birthday bash for amiga's daughter, spare no expense man.

We are to attend from Many through Many:Many p.m., Mini-B. being dropped elsewhere man.

Mrs. T-B. excited, party she man.

We are neutral at best, rather be napping man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', lurking/absent/other babes with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

This thread is quieter than Tarklar at an auction.....

[Ontarkie 14,227]

It sure has been.

We went to the Museum of natural discovery or something like that. Not worth the money. I will stick to the ZOO.

The we stopped at walmart and I found a $50 3 in one crock pot for $15

[SAT 9,609]

It sure has been.

We went to the Museum of natural discovery or something like that. Not worth the money. I will stick to the ZOO.

The we stopped at walmart and I found a $50 3 in one crock pot for $15

1- Museums are usually free.....

2- You once again, have singlehandedly triggered Tark's "where were you when we were single" one liner.....when will you ever learn lol

[Ontarkie 14,227]

1- Museums are usually free.....

2- You once again, have singlehandedly triggered Tark's "where were you when we were single" one liner.....when will you ever learn lol

I guess not around here. We even had to pay for the little one

Oops all I was thinking how badly I was failing p-math At least I'm consistent

Oh well we need some entertaining!

[Darnell 8,478]

Sorry unca steve,

V's party sounds like a tardo-fest.

Shoulda gone to ktv...

[TBoneTX 45,309]

I found a $Many Many-in-one crock pot for $Many

P-math fail, sigh D ma'am.

all I was thinking how badly I was failing p-math

Recognition and admission are the gateways to overcoming deficiencies, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Saturday and GS/ES Reports, see man:

Overslept by an hour, zzz but sigh man.

Still got stuff to dry-cleaners on time, pull self up by bootstraps man.

Attended Many GSs & Many (2+1) ESs, all held as advertised, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- large lidded saucepan; Many (2+1) fluffy bath-towels; 2 new Jennifer Lopez hand-towels;

footies for Mrs. T-B. = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+2), borderline-fair for an ES man

-- Many (2+2)-pc. queen sheet set & Many (2+2)-pc. full sheet set (both deep-pocket);

beach towel; kitchen towel; Many (2+1) warshcloths = $Many ($2x2x2+2)-&-a-half,

deal man

-- toucans of unexpired Del Monte leaf spinach (unexpired) = $1, deal man

-- shaving-cream; children's allergy medicine (unexpired) = $2, OK man

-- Many (2+2) books* for Mini-B. = $1-&-a-half, wee man

*The Cat in the Hat Comes Back, miu man

*Dogs Don't Wear Sneakers, no man

*Just the Thing!, monkey book man

*How Spiders Got 2x2x2 Legs, P-math book man

Total = $Many, see man.

Warshed T-B.-mobile & Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, highly necessary man.

Ran several errands with use of coupons, $aving$ man.

Got dead-to-world nap, inadequate zzz man.

In eve, attended a quinceanera, first time man.

Latin (this, Mexican) custom celebrates daughters' Many'th birthdays, 2x2x2x2-1 man.

Celebrant was daughter of Mrs. T-B.'s amiga, junior she and she and she man.

We had 2-&-a-half hours to attend, based on Mini-B.'s pickup schedule man.

Daughter older than her years, poised/mature/lovely junior she man.

Dinner table composed of Colombianos/Mexicanos/Dominicanos/Mrs. T-B./us, int'l. man.

Mariachi band highly active on premises, delighted Mrs. T-B. she man.

Mrs. T-B. had grand time socializing and taking fotos, ecstatic she man.

Parties drain us and we tend to want to leave early, introversion man.

Ate two plates of delicious buffet food, ingest and ingest man.

'Twas beef & chicken fajita meat, refried beans, rice, flour tortillas, cheaps/dip, Mexican man.

After first hour, we kept informing Mrs. T-B., "Only Many minutes left, see she man!"

Finally, Many minutes changed to no minutes, not a minute too soon for us no man.

Drove Many miles to retrieve exhausted Mini-B., at playmate's casa wee men.

Warshered/baked/folded new bed linens, put on beds tomorrow man.

Warshered/baked/must fold ES purchases/kitchen rags, job of husband man.

Dished & must de-dish the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Fold/de-dish/cat prep zzz man.

We have livened up this thread, man.

Mornin', absent babes-of-all-stripes with thread-livening +1 inventories!

Edited September 20, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!
I'm here for a sec. Been sooo busy at work and after work, visiting a gym and (surprisingly) enjoying it!

[Asia 2,498]

He calls the cops and says that he doesn't want them, citing that he can't take care of them and he wants to start a new family.

Can they forbid him from doing that? Is there a law or something?

If not, it definitely should be!

He should not reproduce.

What an ###!