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I'm ok, not bad. Thanks...

Gonna take a convalescence shower now...

that sounds a bit kinky and/or painful - do you wrap the damaged body part in saran wrap prior to getting wet ?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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Lol you name more showers then I think anyone else I know.......wait you are the only person who names them :P

eh - i too have named showers:

1. Priscilla

2. Gertrude

3. Josephene

then there's the types o showers - ie:

4. wash quickly cause you touched poison oak - I usually do these at the garden space. it's fun.

5. mud-removing shower

6. curry-relieving shower (but I don't need these so often now that I've shaved my backside)

7. shaving shower - 3 times/year

8. vacation shower [stark has these often]

9. previously immersed in fish-guts shower

10. previously immersed in horse-manure shower

and the list goes on and on and on.

If I had to pick my fav, it'd be Josephene - as she really, really knows what she's doing !

:D

Question, see man:

Costco, Sam's Club, or both, huh man? Why, huh man?

Costco. Why? More americans in the chain that makes the products arrive inside of the warehouse. <EOM>

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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This is exactly our Many,000th post on this site, whee man.

Here ! have a kitty !

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Man I'm like an "A lister" among the ccp.....

Is that good or bad?

all depends on your spot in the food chain, Uncle BoatMan !

Also, if you are picked as one of the judges for the Miss ChinaTown NYC event, well, you know you've truly made it.

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Ok, so Darklar is following you on instagram, so what?

Ha. I've 19 instagram accounts at the moment, all active and for different things.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Gotta go to HD....

eh - bring me back 2 deep dish pies and two deep dish aunties, to go, aye ! :D

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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And speaking of fatty build ups, where's Darklar...

Super Busy ! Saturday was a garden day also. almost wore myself out, my muscles are verra sore.

Same ol sheet, different days - school, study, write, read, garden, phone. I am thinking of sleeping at my dorm room tuesday and wednesday just to prolong the quiet.

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Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Oh no the Gumps are here...

did you wash them down outside before entering, using yer high-pressure sprayer ?

BedBugs Suck !

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well it's been a bit, did you eat them all already ? :D

of course I did you numb nut.....Would you wait for days before eating it?

what now ?

the kid leaving bruises?

or he's all bit from the bed bugs ?

or both ???

Gump was a mess, not the kid. All disheveled and ...

that sounds a bit kinky and/or painful - do you wrap the damaged body part in saran wrap prior to getting wet ?

Get with the times man, it's the 90s......Tegaderm!

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did you wash them down outside before entering, using yer high-pressure sprayer ?

BedBugs Suck !

Na, but Gump was telling me that our FIL said that economic times in Malaysia was bad.

I said to Gump; "I thought you were going back, and you're gonna be rich, because your sister's gonna give you a cushy job"......

:)

By which chance, a couple of Tiff's friends and one of her cousins wish they never left.

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Well his nap is over. I had him sleeping on me just in case. He had a drink then just puked on me :(

ah, the life of a nursing mommy - ya gotta produce it before you can wear it ! EEK !

Did you take a special 'remove the puke' shower, moments ago ? yes? no ? if no, why no ?

:D

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Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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eh - i too have named showers:

1. Priscilla

2. Gertrude

3. Josephene

4- "Golden"

10. previously immersed in horse-manure shower

and the list goes on and on and on.

If I had to pick my fav, it'd be Josephene - as she really, really knows what she's doing !

:D

Costco. Why? More americans in the chain that makes the products arrive inside of the warehouse. <EOM>

11- Tark shower- Using no soap and less than 2 gallons of water.....

I'm liking BJ's wholesale. But I dunno if you knuckleheads have them at your locality.

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Here ! have a kitty !

2134pyt.gif

all depends on your spot in the food chain, Uncle BoatMan !

Also, if you are picked as one of the judges for the Miss ChinaTown NYC event, well, you know you've truly made it.

1- I wanna pet her "cat"......

And this......

2- The fook that I told you about? Whose fook wife left his stupid fook azz? Who called to have his own kids removed? And the poor kid was crying? Wondering what's going on?

Well, the stupid dum azz fook is in family court, trying to get his kids back now.....And the judge, being savvy, told him no, for now.....

Did you take a special 'remove the puke' shower, moments ago ? yes? no ? if no, why no ?

:D

Stretch needs "Birth Control" showers.....that's when she douses herself in um......something that the hillbilly don't like...

(like soap and water).

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ah, the life of a nursing mommy - ya gotta produce it before you can wear it ! EEK !

Did you take a special 'remove the puke' shower, moments ago ? yes? no ? if no, why no ?

:D

Yes this made me lol out loud :P But so true.

Just got back form ER had to take the boy in was not himself. More puking and acting weird. He is Ok but they wanted to do a CT to make sure with all that puking. All is good there till the Hillbilly gets the bill :(

Anyway I need to go to walmart and buy more pool noodles to baby proof my table.

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