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Ontarkie Grand Master

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Well it could be who knows :)

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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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Oh man someone is donating 2m to me I just need to send an email to this other email and get more details :P

I think he should keep his 2m and make an order :D


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This is my favorite nut. Filbert :)

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2 million....reply and ask them if that's in "tarkdollars"...

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This is my favorite nut. Filbert :)

Looks kinda like a hickory nut to me... Edited by SAT
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Saturday GS/ES & Weekend Reports, see man:

Saturday, see man:

Awoke far too early after Heap Strong bedtime medicine, groggy man.

Made dry-cleaners in time for same-day service, efficient man.

Made Napa Auto Parts in time for Many% discount with only seconds to spare, wow man.

Then embarked on GS/ES trail*, many man.

*expanded, because Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. went to beach with colleagues, she & wee man

First Many GSs an absolute joke, card tables with minor junk man.

Many'th GS** started the bonanza, whee man.

All Many ESs quite fruitful, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- **Many-pack (2x2x2-1) of Jet-Dry dishwarsher aid & huge HumVee for MIni-B. =

$Many ($2x2+1 and $2x2), steal man

-- Many (2x2x2+2) warshcloths = $2-&-a-half, OK man

-- immaculate glass pot-lid for Mrs. T-B. = half a buck, steal man

-- semi-truck for Mini-B. = $1, happy wee man

-- cube notepad, magnetic notepad, long notepad, can of Progresso soup (not expired),

full jar ground black pepper = $2, steal man

-- Many (2x2+2) cans Progresso soup, can Cream of Mushroom soup, jar Jif peanut butter

(none expired); Many (2x2x2) sharp steak knives, fluffy bath towel, 2 pillowcases,

Many (2x2+2) warshcloths, 2 screwdrivers, twin sheet set = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2+1]), bonanza man

After this, hit Many (2x2+2) independent tyre-shops (British spelling) + Sears Auto, tyring man.

Needed two front tyres for the T-B.-mobile, worn out man.

No independent had more than one, if any, in our size, sigh man.

Sears Auto's offerings too expensive/fancy, sigh man.

After picking up dry-cleaning, wearily went to Firestone, very tyred by now man.

Got realistic bid on the Primewell Valera Touring tyres, not-bad economy tyres man.

Dragged casa-ward and showered, much-needed man.

Called Mrs. T-B. to learn her timetable, about to leave beach man.

Decided no time for badly needed nap; opted to mow lawn, return to weekly schedule man.

Mowing nearly killed us, exhausted already man.

First Many-shower day in as long as we could remember, rival Steveklar man.

Had just recovered when Mrs. T-B. & MIni-B. returned, she & wee man.

Mini-B. tired but jovial, glee wee man.

Mrs. T-B. more tired and less jovial, she less-glee man.

Brushed Mini-B.'s teeth, clean for Gene man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Warshered/baked the kitchen rags/mowing attire/some GS finds, full load man.

Got less than an hour's nap, with cat, we and miu zzz man.

De-dished the warsher, finish the job man.

Dryered laundry load & warshered newly purchased bed linens, get it done man.

Researched more tyres and settled on the Primewells, get it over with man.

Folded last laundry load and fell into bed, very tyred & body hurting man.

Sunday, see man:

Awoke unwillingly to alarm, Devil's creation man.

Arrived at Firestone promptly at Many a.m., opening man.

Had we arrived 2 minutes later, we'd have been #Many in line, wow man.

Got new front tyres in less than an hour, new footprints man.

Got Many% (2x2x2+2%) discount for opening Firestone charge account, boon man.

Returned to casa & warshered/baked/folded Many (2x2) laundry loads, Sunday man.

Took nearly 2-hour nap with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Ran couple of necessary errands, unwillingly man.

Played with Mini-B., we and wee man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked chicken, rice, corn/broccoli for dinner, ingest man.

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Took second nap of day, necessary yet still not enough man.

Cat prep zzz man.

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08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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2 million....reply and ask them if that's in "tarkdollars"...

Looks kinda like a hickory nut to me...

Bah you don't know your nuts :P A hickory nut looks nothing like that :no:

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Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

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Are you sure about that because filberts are way different :P

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Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

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Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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LOL but filberts look nothing like either of those. In or out of their shells. Good thing you're not a squirrel :)

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Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

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Interview 05/29/14

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I haven't been following . What's wrong? You have renal failure?

I took HD as Home Depot, I hope that is what he was talking about.

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Cards Received01-22-09
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Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
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Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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I haven't been following . What's wrong? You have renal failure?

You have a renal fetish.....

I has 3 masses removed. Apparently, they're lipomas...

And speaking of fatty build ups, where's Darklar...

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