The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

Illegal fook.

http://nypost.com/2015/09/03/lottery-win-fulfills-immigrants-dream-of-making-money/

[Darnell 8,478]

I'm gonna cook that steak that I've been dry aging.

any left? i bet that fat would have made a great broth stock !

[Darnell 8,478]

I know that gualamelons are super expensive in Edo, but it's dirt cheap here.

Darklar sells them on the side of the road, out of the back of his dodge, for 2 pesos each....

nope - all my watermelons went straight to high end kitchens this year, they touting 'organically grown'. yay horse manure ! 11 bucks a melon, my wholesale price to these kitchens, and they were stark raving happy to get my stuff.

[SAT 9,609]

any left? i bet that fat would have made a great broth stock !

There's like 6 steaks left, I'd send you one, but it too hot, it'll melt....

[Darnell 8,478]

No we can't atm. We at least got to refinance and got a better rate.

His friend was doing realty and he was useless for him didn't back him sorta pushed him.

invite friend over, after baking a batch of Brownelles, and give it to him.

When he shows up the week after to complain, put some power tools in his hand and tell him to revent the kitchen .

grrr.

[SAT 9,609]

nope - all my watermelons went straight to high end kitchens this year, they touting 'organically grown'. yay horse manure ! 11 bucks a melon, my wholesale price to these kitchens, and they were stark raving happy to get my stuff.

I'll give you a dollar each, shipped.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Thought for the Day, see man: Ontarklar's favo(u)rite holiday is Labo(u)r Day (given her fecundivity), but spell it in English, plea man.

gooftard - she's still not pregnant - and no amount of, no size of the pile of, word porn,

will change that condition.

rest, and soon, aye?

She is now 20,

my older boys are 18, 22 next week and 24 in Nov.

It's ok a lot forget I have big kids

that's a construction krewe. hand-made, but still...

come on, get some free lumber, pay money for new fasteners/screws/nails and get busy ! you boss em, you feed em.

That's it! That's all !

[Darnell 8,478]

Could be but they are all single well minus the girl but her so called bf is in Canada. Another reason to the long list that why I'm not having more kids

why the girl not like the local talent?

oh - she hasn't seen the local talent !

Rant: Young Womens that stay on the internets all day should be, instead, trained up to build houses at the local community college (where she can meet the local talent plus learn a much needed skill for yer domicile) ..

Still alive, after surgery.....

cool ! hopefully the doc found some stuff this time, and got it _all_ out of ya.

Query - were you able to walk soon after recovery ?

That's that fat lady that Darklar likes?

omgz yes ! she's HAWT !!! i'd drop all of my standards just to spend 11 hours naked in her kitchen !! [and yes, thanks for reminding me about her]

[SAT 9,609]

why the girl not like the local talent?

oh - she hasn't seen the local talent !

Rant: Young Womens that stay on the internets all day should be, instead, trained up to build houses at the local community college (where she can meet the local talent plus learn a much needed skill for yer domicile) ..

cool ! hopefully the doc found some stuff this time, and got it _all_ out of ya.

Query - were you able to walk soon after recovery ?

omgz yes ! she's HAWT !!! i'd drop all of my standards just to spend 11 hours naked in her kitchen !! [and yes, thanks for reminding me about her]

1- maybe stretches daughter likes guys with teeth

2- the anesthesia messed me up good, where it never did before.

3- Ew...

[Darnell 8,478]

Anyone who read our comprehensive report would recognize that Mrs. T-B. started phoning down there to find out where we were, sadly not with any rubias no man...

minus 1103 points for actually giving her any telephone numbers of the places you were to visit. grrr

Got a ride in a really creepy taxi this morning. Yet another typhoon overhead, so strong winds and heavy rain at 10am. So hailed the first taxi I saw. It was a black Crown. The door didn't open automatically (unlike normal cabs here) and the driver was wearing a business suit rather than a normal taxi driver's uniform. He was playing "how deep is your love"... After talking to me and noticing that I could speak Japanese (he tried to take me the long route, but submitted when I told him the short route to my destination), he then said we weren't on a meter, and because the car was large I would get charged extra... What the???? Told him I would get out without paying right there and then if he was going to be a shmuck.

It was early, so I didn't bother taking his number plate and reporting him to the police. But honestly, I think if I had not have been able to speak Japanese, the idiot would have tried to have kidnapped me (temporarily ). A lucky escape. And , I must add, so rare in Japan.

Uber in Japan now - give it a try, and yes, report back, when able !

Be careful Frenchy.....Them Nipponese guys have freaky fantasies.....

Kinda like Darklar......

hey now - goose grease has its merits !

[Darnell 8,478]

I had a fat China broad azz pic....

ooooooooooooh ! stellar ! any goose grease ? yum !

oh wait, sorry, that was at my house... nevermind

I asked her where was the coan bread....

and she complained the ribs were a surprise? boo ! it's what - 18 minutes to bake a pan o coan bred? i think she's slacking, really !

[Darnell 8,478]

I'll give you a dollar each, shipped.....

nope. sorry. these were pre-sold, too !

[SAT 9,609]

How does she expect the dagone hillbilly to eat reebs with no coan bred.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Illegal fook.

http://nypost.com/2015/09/03/lottery-win-fulfills-immigrants-dream-of-making-money/

that's just sad. plus his pic not include his betrothed... just sad, Stark !

[SAT 9,609]

Some states would have refused to pay.

It happened in Oklahoma.