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1- I had Many masses removed, ya freakazoid. By a qualified surgeon, and not by a discount dentist is Mexico.....

2- Now convalescing.....not going to work.....

Many- Your wife was phoning down there to coordinate your kidnapping, duh!

Many- Yes you can be "over-insured" you numb nut.....google it, educate your uneducated self......

1. What kind of Many masses, huh man? Your brain? Did they (or do you) have mass appeal, huh man?

2. It's better than antivalescing, si man...

Many. She was checking to see whether I was with the rubias, duh man.

Many. We are not overinsured, duh man, but rather not underinsured, duh man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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I am 176 cm tall...

How many Manys in Many, English-only ma'am?

1- how many whats are in Many CM?

Not "whats" -- MANYS, duh man. And we already asked this, see above man.

conducting business from home..... Lotsa calls.....&%$@#&*.......

Nothing like antivalescing in peace, :bonk: man.

I'm making mine lunch this year because school lunches here are nothing short of appalling and without telling me they had been letting her just eat muffins for lunch rather than ham and cheese or another alternative.

Schools = God, sigh ma'am.

Man this is the longest break I've had in....since....when we went to Malaysia. Before that, was 200Many, I took 2 months off....

Slacker, man.

Are you a pta member? Sound like you have many ideas and useful suggestions.

He's a PITA member and pains everyone's hindquarters with his ideas and useful suggestions, sigh ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. I'm a PITA member

2. for the SLT.

1. We already noted this, see above man.

2. Sacrolaeva transversa, Fallopian chat man?

i guess I should get things ready soon for the little ones appointment. I hate wasting time at these appointments. I think I might switch to the GP soon rather then the Ped's

Get your ultrasound on your Manyruplets while you wait, si D ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Hump Day half-report, half-Humped man:

Took no Heap Strong back-medicine last night, no man.

Relied on heating-pad alone, fingers & vertebrae crossed man.

Awoke in not much badder shape than usual, badder man.

Mrs. T-B. no longer has a gall badder, no she man.*

*On the way to the Mexican restaurant the other eve, Mrs. T-B. noted, "This will be the first keeck to my leever," she man.

Many Subway coupons in newspaper today, whee man.

Inbound commute like heaven to yesterday's hell, relief man.

Chance of rain today, make lawn grow grrrrrrrr man.

We need a nap, need zzz man.

However, brisk demand for pre-owned toilet seats precludes a nap, no zzz man.

Should get outside to quality-test, serve the customer man.

Afternoon/evenin', phantom Commie-* and other babes with +1 inventories!

*Asia has hit-&-run this thread without posting, to issue us +1s. Good drive-bying Asia! Good, GOOD drive, DRIVE-bying Asia!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I have no clue

clues can be rented, how much monies you gots today ? :D

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Brown noser....

ah geez. not just a brown-noser, but there be layers and layers there,

each layer dried after that daily session.

can you imagine the view/smell lately? omgz.

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Uh huh...

It's only going to get worse.

Speaking of getting worse, where's Darklar....

buried in lessons, studying, my workshop, the garden, and yes, horse manure. have a good labor'd day ? any news of hotties on the boat ?

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Hope Mini-B feels better soon.

Just got off the phone with dentist office girl. A new one who, well lets say is not up to the job. I wasn't done with her yet and she hung up :oops:

Oh well not a big deal as I need to wait for the dentist to call back. I need to make an appointment to get big sisters wisdom teeth out. I will not get a filling in a wisdom tooth, that is just a waste of money.

Need to get them pulled.

i always get more 'action' via faxing. Try it sometime, and soon !

Other then Office Depot where can you get a sign printed? Something like a yard sale sign or lawn sign. Something that will last through rain and sun.

Fedex Office, Formally Kinko's.

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Cookware chat.....

so, a huge indoor garage sale last month, 2 weekends, held by some jewish mens group. i went, made some new friends, took the house krewe, taught them a bit more about labels, brands, country of origin stuff.

last weekend, early saturday, i get a phone call from one of the organizers, telling me if'n i wanted to participate in 'free and carry' to help them empty the space, well, come on.

me and the house krewe did 11 loads in the sprinter, apparently they have a resale shop on the weekends (I've only visited it once) .... and yes, filled up 2 of my empty cargo containers. sheesh....

but i digress, aye?

out of that haul, I gots some very interesting flatware and other kitchen stuff, stuff i needed for western cooking, and yes, it made it into the house.

/cookware chat over

Kroger was selling smoked ribs for 10 a slab.

The Hillbilly bought 2 and WOW the guy did and awesome job!!!

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ok - how to mess up a rack o ribs?

add beans to the plate ! eeew ! eeek !

Man this has been a longer vacation.....

I almost wanna say that I'm kinda getting "antsy"......

It's almost a taste of what it's like to be retired.....or like Darklar.....

sheesh - i run from 5 am till midnight, 6 days/week. and i'm only semi-retired.

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Speaking of hating life, we haven't seen Darklar......

blah blah blah - busy ! what, you think VJ is of any interest to me these days, now that it's not a DIY site anymore ? come on..

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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Lmao My fan barely works and I will not subject you to the looks of it.

it's ok - we've seen it before. Hint: Clean the grease off, prevent a house fire !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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