The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Ok so no chocolate cake on the inside with caramel

I love chocolate cake with chocolate icing and of course chocolate ice cream

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Well I'm going to bed the little Jedi is teething so that means I'm going to be up all night!

[TBoneTX 45,292]

No retiring for you

We were tired yesterday and were tired again today, therefore making us re-tired, D ma'am.

Here I have a state of the art kitchen that no one uses.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked us a scrumptious dinner again tonight, see man...

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Lmao My fan barely works and I will not subject you to the looks of it.

We will start you a fan club, D ma'am.

1. It's spotless, like a mirror.

2. it's the Manys.....

Many. Frenchy= Many eyes

1. Unused by Tiff, as stated and universally agreed si and sigh man.

2. Decade corrected, sigh man.

Many. Eyeball-count of Frenchy precised, see and see and see and see ma'am.

I think to get grease spots on it they would have to actually use it.

, hee hee man.

1. Where's that useless Tarklar, I'll bet you he didn't get invited to any labor day bbqs.

2. he's afraid he might have to bring something. Like a watermelon.....

Many. My daughter calls a watermelon a "gualamelon".....

1. We wouldn't belong to any BBQ that would have us as a member, no man.

2. We bring mostly-eaten bags of cheaps, precisely man.

Many. In Spanish, watermelon = sandia -- one of the very few Spanish words with fewer syllables (Many) than its English translation (Many), si man. Of note, the few other similar words that we have identified tend to be fruits or vegetables, interesting man.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Hey. If anyone brings a watermelon get the kids to play a game that we do here on the beach. Get them, one by one to try and smash it with a baseball bat whilst blindfolded (spin the kid around a couple of times once they are blindfolded then let them at it). Once the watermelon is smashed, sprinkle the pieces with salt, and eat.

That's called a land-based piñata, oui ma'am.

My vent doesn't get used.

the turkeys that moved the kitchen during their so called reno's didn't vent it right. It vents into my attic.

Good that you can vent in this thread, si D ma'am.

here, we use what they call a piñata....

Plagiarism! Reported!!!

Oh maybe that was the point because their roofing job sucks!

I really wish I was here when the Hillbilly bought this house. He would not have bought it.

Do not irk, displease, or inadequately house the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,292]

I told him I pick the next house and do the talking.

Do not deny the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

We can pick our house, and we can pick our nose, but we can't wipe our house on the furniture, oj nie.

He is also in the middle of finishing off my huge cutting/quilting table. Got to love that man.

Love him only after he finishes, practical advice ma'am.

I'm trying to keep from buying marketing items for those pre own toilet seats. Now If I could just get a promotion I might do it

Improve your sales and your reporting, then have your people call our people and we'll do lunch, si D ma'am.

Ok I ate steak, stuffed now...

"More hay, Trigger?"

"No thanks, Roy -- I'm stuffed!"

I could if I had to...

You DO have to, si man, because Tiff never will, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Flavo(u)r

English-only outside the regional forums, D ma'am! Reported!!!

I love chocolate cake with chocolate icing and of course chocolate ice cream

Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

1. little Jedi is teething

2. I'm going to be up all night!

1. It's in his job description, D ma'am.

2. It's in your job description, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Thought for the Day, see man: Ontarklar's favo(u)rite holiday is Labo(u)r Day (given her fecundivity), but spell it in English, plea man.

[TBoneTX 45,292]

Labo(u)r Day report, see man:

Slept till Many a.m. but again awoke with back in torment, never ends no man.

Re-mowed front lawn (!), given growth since Fri., torrential cloudbursts forecast man.

Changed Mama T-B.'s garage-door-opener lights, burnt out man.

Did take-home POTS paperwork, necessary man.

Napped for hour-&-a-half with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Finally unbagged Mexican-shined shoes, impressive man.

Dished the warsher, needed man.

Laundering Mrs. T-B.'s bathrobes, please don't ruin them man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Up way to early. Tried to keep the little one in bed as long as possible.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Up way to early. Tried to keep the little one in bed as long as possible.

Enjoy It while you can. Once the "little one" hits the teens you find it difficult to get him out of bed;)

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Enjoy It while you can. Once the "little one" hits the teens you find it difficult to get him out of bed;)

Lol you forget I have been through that part already

The only one hard to get out of bed is my older girl but she's been like that since she was a baby.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Lol you forget I have been through that part already

The only one hard to get out of bed is my older girl but she's been like that since she was a baby.

How old is your older girl? Sorry, I haven't been keeping tabs ...

[Ontarkie 14,225]

She is now 20,

my older boys are 18, 22 next week and 24 in Nov.

It's ok a lot forget I have big kids

[Jacque67 7,328]

She is now 20,

my older boys are 18, 22 next week and 24 in Nov.

It's ok a lot forget I have big kids

That is impressive . So I guess you are only pretending to complain about the youngest;)