The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Jacque67 7,328]

Hey. If anyone brings a watermelon get the kids to play a game that we do here on the beach. Get them, one by one to try and smash it with a baseball bat whilst blindfolded (spin the kid around a couple of times once they are blindfolded then let them at it). Once the watermelon is smashed, sprinkle the pieces with salt, and eat.

[Ontarkie 14,225]

haha

My vent doesn't get used. There is no point the turkeys that moved the kitchen during their so called reno's didn't vent it right. It vents into my attic

[SAT 9,609]

Oh Fat boy found himself a new GF. An "ABC", I think he wants to marry her already lol.

ABC, for those of you uncultured ones....stand for "American Born Chinese".

The little egg roll is an ABC, as is her sis.

Trophie, is a "JAP"....

All fooks = FJ

[SAT 9,609]

It vents into my attic

the oil and grease saturated rafters will repel water, brilliant!

[SAT 9,609]

Hey. If anyone brings a watermelon get the kids to play a game that we do here on the beach. Get them, one by one to try and smash it with a baseball bat whilst blindfolded (spin the kid around a couple of times once they are blindfolded then let them at it). Once the watermelon is smashed, sprinkle the pieces with salt, and eat.

Um...Frenchy dear, here, we use what they call a piñata....

And, how are you gonna eat the watermelon after the pieces fall on the beach, it's full of sand.

Warm gualamelon with sand, and salt....yum yum!

[SAT 9,609]

I know that gualamelons are super expensive in Edo, but it's dirt cheap here.

Darklar sells them on the side of the road, out of the back of his dodge, for 2 pesos each....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Um...Frenchy dear, here, we use what they call a piñata....

And, how are you gonna eat the watermelon after the pieces fall on the beach, it's full of sand.

Warm gualamelon with sand, and salt....yum yum!

Piñatas are hung aren't they.

Ya throw water on the watermelon to get rid of the sand. Salt on watermelon is excellent btw.

Anyways the eating isn't the main point. It is just fun to watch blindfolded kids (or adults) trying to smash up a watermelon! Boy, you sure don't know how to party....

I know that gualamelons are super expensive in Edo, but it's dirt cheap here.

Darklar sells them on the side of the road, out of the back of his dodge, for 2 pesos each....

Not so expensive here for the round ones. The cubic ones, used for summer gifts are though.

Edited September 7, 2015 by Jacque67

[Jacque67 7,328]

These are expensive .

[SAT 9,609]

Of course I know you sprinkle salt on a gualamelon. What I look like? Tark? I'm worldly.....

Of course I know how to make fun of kids!

Nipponese people like to eat their watermelons raw, like their fish.....

These are expensive .

Like 18,000 ryo each...

[Jacque67 7,328]

Of course I know you sprinkle salt on a gualamelon. What I look like? Tark? I'm worldly.....

Of course I know how to make fun of kids!

Nipponese people like to eat their watermelons raw, like their fish.....

Like 18,000 ryo each...

ryo?

Japanese hands are sexy...

Edited September 7, 2015 by Jacque67

[SAT 9,609]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ry%C5%8D_(Japanese_coin)

I thought you were.....cultured.....

My hands are sexy baby.....

[SAT 9,609]

Frenchy, why are you still up? Isn't it like 0200 GNT? (Greenwich Nippon Time)

Seiko should built a watch called the "GNT master II"

[Ontarkie 14,225]

the oil and grease saturated rafters will repel water, brilliant!

Oh maybe that was the point because their roofing job sucks!

I really wish I was here when the Hillbilly bought this house. He would not have bought it.

[SAT 9,609]

Dam that useless hillbilly.....

Can you guys change? Sell and buy new?

[Ontarkie 14,225]

No we can't atm. We at least got to refinance and got a better rate.

His friend was doing realty and he was useless for him didn't back him sorta pushed him.

Edited September 7, 2015 by Ontarkie