The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[TBoneTX 46,110]

HF? you want more chinese crup in your driveway?

But he can use a Many%-off coupon, D man, in which case there is hope for him, remote man.

this is NYC man, the only grass is [...]

Texas Much grass, Nueva York zero grass, ha man.

[TBoneTX 46,110]

Ok, mini vacation dinner #1 is finished.....

Uncooked by Tiff, most winnable bet ever man...

In the last two days these pots have been selling like crazy!!! I've been super busy and barely have time to sleep

Now I'm just waiting to call someone for another big deal and then hope the other person follows through. Yay Me!!

Tbone I want a raise and a promotion

Submit receipts and cash, D ma'am. Have your people call our people*, and we'll do lunch, ingest D ma'am.

*undercover fraud-division cops, shhh man

schadenfreud shepherds......

schafenhoonde.....

hunde....however you spell it.....

Gesundheit, English-only, and the correct spelling is "Llama Alpo," duh man.

I'm working on becoming a ruthless business women but it takes time to umm change my personality

Oj nie nie nie, D ma'am: You must first be named Ruth, then change it to something else, thereby becoming Ruthless, see D ma'am.

Must be playing wrappers with the cat

Cat was jockeying for it, miu man, then detoured to drop a highly pungent load into her nearby box, piu man.

He's washing the dishes like the sissy that he is....wuss....

We have indeed dished (and must de-dish) the warsher, si man, with dishes and implements used by Tiff Mrs. T-B. to cook us regular, largely delicious meals that you can only dream of, take that man.

I spent an hour on the phone with someone, getting their order all set up

This is why you shall never be successful and shall instead warsh out of the POTS business, D ma'am. True proficiency (and sales acumen) are exhibited by those who can take, process, and fulfill an order in the rapid span of merely Many minutes, we man.

[TBoneTX 46,110]

End-Thursday end-report, see man:

Readily made POTS quota, $i man, including many disgruntled Ontarklar ex-customers, flop D ma'am.

Casa-ward commute largely enviable, necessary with fatigue man.

Mrs. T-B. vegging alone, exhausted she man.

MIni-B. at little amigo's casa, play wee man.

Mrs. T-B.: "I'm exhausted... he wears me out, but I miss him," she man.

We dinnered on delicious pork/rice combo cooked by Tiff Mrs. T-B., ingest man.

We then collected Mrs. T-B. + coupons and retrieved Mini-B., play wee man.

Gave the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile a drink, such a gas man.

Went to CVS with Many%-off coupon and others, spend man.

Most of desired stuff on sale already, ineligible for Many%-off coupon grrr man.

Spent $Many, egad man.

Returned to casa, return man.

Attempted completely unsuccessful nap, frustrating man.

Watched late TV news, groggy man.

Dished the warsher, aforementioned man.

De-dish cat prep (Heap Strong back-medicine) zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with +1 inventories!

You're soon under arrest, Canadia-babe with embezzled POTS income!

[SAT 9,609]

We have indeed dished (and must de-dish) the warsher, si man, with dishes and implements used by Tiff Mrs. T-B. to cook us regular, largely delicious meals that you can only dream of, take that man.

Many many broads cook for Steve anytime Steve wants, all 5 boros, all 4 meals, all cuisines......

[Ontarkie 14,449]

This is why you shall never be successful and shall instead warsh out of the POTS business, D ma'am. True proficiency (and sales acumen) are exhibited by those who can take, process, and fulfill an order in the rapid span of merely Many minutes, we man.

Nah uh Building relationships with customers = more sales.

[SAT 9,609]

oh no....Stretch is gonna be a "Tark-talker" soon.......

[Jacque67 7,328]

Stuffed from eating too much okonomiyaki and drinking lots of booze! What a week. Reorganising the company in the absence of the boss, having to fight off dumb lawyer, and organising trip for 4 to London next week... Have a meeting at 2pm tomorrow-Saturday. Exhausted.

Oh and burnt my elbow on the panel of the okonomiyaki cooker on the right. The owner, instead of offering an apology, said he would accompany me back home and make sure an ice pack would be applied to my elbow all night long!!!

Edited July 31, 2015 by Jacque67

[SAT 9,609]

What's this okeefenokee thing.....

Use that Chinese burn cream I tell ya. Wong hun lo...

[Jacque67 7,328]

What's this okeefenokee thing.....

Use that Chinese burn cream I tell ya. Wong hun lo...

A Japanese savoury pancake. You can mix whatever you like in the batter. The restaurant gives you a bowl containing the batter with for example shrimps or bacon mixed in . The customers cook it themselves over a hot plate. You then cut it up into smaller pieces and put mayonnaise or another kind of sauce on top. Okonomiyaki restaurants are very hot and smokey so everyone drinks lots of beer.

Photo is of the red pen girl;)

Edited July 31, 2015 by Jacque67

[Jacque67 7,328]

Odd concept;)

Edited July 31, 2015 by Jacque67

[SAT 9,609]

1- why are you hanging with that ...

2- forward her panties to Darklar for inspection....

I'm going upstate now. My friend is driving, he drives like an old fook lady....

Speaking of old ladies, where's Darklar....

[SAT 9,609]

I'm in Joisey now, gas is 2.31

[SAT 9,609]

Pics in the bucket with description

[TBoneTX 46,110]

Many many broads cook for Steve anytime Steve wants, all Many boros, all Many meals, all cuisines......

Except the one that counts, ring-in-nose sigh man...

Nah uh Building relationships with customers = more sales.

[pats naive Ontarklar patronizingly on head and cleans off wetness behind ears] Oj nie nie nie, D ma'am -- this is NOT the secret to more sales. If your anemic start-up business survives beyond a few weeks, we might share some of our august knowledge with you, si D ma'am.

The owner, instead of offering an apology, said he would accompany me back home and make sure an ice pack would be applied to my elbow all night long!!!

Is he rich or cute, huh ma'am?

Pics in the bucket with description

Fotos here or they don't exist, see here or no man.

Edited July 31, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,110]

Half-Friday half-report, hot outside and half-baked man:

Took Heap Strong back-medicine at bedtime, necessary man.

Slept like rock and able to leap from bed in morn, Rocky the Flying Squirrel man.

Exceptionally acceptable inbound commute, few turtles no tickets man.

Updated itinerary GS list with two more, against policy man*.

*If GSs aren't advertised by Thursday noon, they're fly-by-night, suspicious man

Overwhelming demand for pre-owned toilet seats, whee man.

Most of customers fleeing in horror from Ontarklar, amateur D ma'am.

We shall happily support them, Integrity in Business man.

All have expressed sincere relief for our reassurance and capabilities, pro man.

Must refocus on same, si man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie-* and other babes with +1 inventories!

*Absent Asia! Absent, ABSENT Asia!