The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

Back from ccp party....bunch of savages....

###### guy screaming into my ear, I'm deaf now.....

[SAT 9,609]

Man....this is bullll....krap!

An I not on vacation?

Grrrr......

It's getting close to UNGA time, that's why....

###### Chinamen, 200 dollars a head and they're a bunch of crass, uncouth, screaming bats outta hell. Reading the fruits of slave labor.

Somehow, this ties into my work.....

[Ontarkie 14,229]

I think you deserve a raise. I have no clue what you make but all the stuff you talk about I think you need one anyway!!

I got a pair of shoes for the SeaMonkey for free with Khol's cash

Oh I found a nice frying pan the Hillbilly almost bought it for me. It would give poor Tbone a heart attack if he knew the price

It was only 70 bucks

[SAT 9,609]

Tark uses 35 cent frying pans....

And, I did get a raise for agreeing to stay on. He sorta bribed me. And all the free food I can eat, but I always used the company card for food anyway lol....

[Ontarkie 14,229]

[SAT 9,609]

I get a lot of free

[Ontarkie 14,229]

Get me a maid

I just put the next to last load of laundry in the dryer. I say next to last because one of the boys was gone all day and didn't give me his clothes. They will get washed tomorrow, but he will do it himself.

I can't wash clothes at night then toss them in the dryer in the morning because thy get all musty here. I miss being able to do that back home.

[SAT 9,609]

They get musty here, too....

Canada's water is pretty pristine tho. Just filter out the moose pee and you're fine.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

My husband is such a mega douche when his family is around.

Seriously, him right now.

[Ontarkie 14,229]

oh no Nola I'm sorry.

They get musty here, too....

Canada's water is pretty pristine tho. Just filter out the moose pee and you're fine.

That must be it because it was never a problem for me there.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

So what kind of pillow does everyone use??

The extra-firmest that ever go on sale, D ma'am.

So much to do but I don't want to do it

They told us it couldn't be done;

but we grinned, and went right to it.

We tackled that job that couldn't be done,

and by God, we couldn't do it!

No not getting any hairs cut!

Which hairs are you not getting cut, huh D ma'am? Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,324]

1. Actually, their prices are about half that of Saks for the same ######, I dunno how they do it.

2. I picked up a ck suit just now for Many bucks....

1. [shakes head disbelievingly at such profligacy, $igh man]

2. We picked one up for 1/Many'th of that, good grief man!

I hate spending money on myself.

[perks up ears, and wonders where we were when we were both single, we and D ma'am]

[TBoneTX 45,324]

I guess this is as good a place as any for a math question. I have 2 US coins in my pocket, adding up to Many cents

Your questions must conform to Polish Math, si man, wherein the cardinal numbers are 0,1,2,Many, Many, Many...

The Hillbilly's truck has Many full size doors

Number of doors corrected, D ma'am.

1. my HS algebra teacher told back in 'Many...

2. A farmer plants Many rows of Many apple trees, but only plants Many trees. How did he do it?

Many. And as the students kept working out how that happened, the algebra teacher gave Many hints:

1)If you're a patriotic American, you can figure it out easily.

2)If you're a patriotic Israeli, you can almost figure it out.

Many)If you're patriotic in the USSR (it doesn't exist now, but did then), you'll never be able to figure it out.

1. Year of instruction corrected, sigh man. In addition, Algebra is the national language of Algeria, see man.

2. Question corrected, see man.

Many. Numbering of hints corrected, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Saturday & GS report, see man:

Awoke groggily after only Many hours of sleep, to be repeated tomorrow sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. feeling better, recovering she man.

Dropped Mini-B. at all-day play-date, overjoyed wee man.

Embarked on GS schedule in work-back-to-casa order, reverse man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 trucks, 2 dinosaurs for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2), OK man

-- serving-fork & spoon = half a buck, deal man

-- tablespoon, teaspoon, 2 plastic tongs = dime, steal man

-- large bath-towel = half of half a buck, steal man

Total = $Many, whee man.

Lunched at Burger King with use of coupon, ingest BOGO Whoppers man.

Headed to rental casa to change batteries in smoke alarms, diligent man.

Met r.e. agent & pending renters there, surprise walk-through man.

Edj'macayted renters on idiosyncracies of r-casa, big words man.

Renters left happy, whee man.

Discovered that previous rentress had thrown out smoke alarms, man.

Learned that remaining contractors will show up only on Sunday/Monday, egad man.

Returned to regular casa in despair, sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. recommended circumspection, she man.

Took 2-hour nap, last half with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. able to venture downstairs without damage, recovering she man.

We and she manicured cat, long-overdue for miu man.

We and she emptied kitchen junk-drawer, Many% of contents thrown out man.

We dished the warsher, very full man.

We warshed/baked/folded kitchen rags/mow-lawning attire/GS take, very loaded man.

Went to Harbor Freight to buy cheap Chinese battery-tester, grrr man.

Retrieved completely exhausted Mini-B. from play-date, insanely tired wee man.

Mollified insanely tired Mini-B. with new toys, mollified wee man.

Handed off Mini-B. to Mrs. T-B. for feeding, starving wee man.

Read Mini-B. all Many new books from yesterday's GSs, read man.

Bathed Mini-B., getting proficient at this man.

Re-handed off Mini-B. to Mrs. T-B. for brush-teething/bedding, wee to she man.

Tested various loose batteries with HF apparatus, kept Many (2+2+1) man.

Watched late TV news, see man.

Cat prep truncated zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

My husband is such a mega douche when his family is around.

Seriously, #### him right now.

I got dibs on Trophie.....