The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Pythos1 24]

That ain't no real man's pick-up. The cab is too small. And no, my fiancee didn't know about this site until a couple days ago, and while she can use her facebook messenger app on her phone, she can't do internet (most of the time) so she hasn't visited here yet. But, yeah, she'll be living in my truck, and hopefully driving it once she gets work approval and a CDL.

[SAT 9,609]

oh man.....good luck.....

[Ontarkie 14,234]

The Hillbilly's truck has 4 full size doors

Going to Khol's bbl

[Pythos1 24]

Ok, fine. I'll tell ya a different one, that my HS algebra teacher told back in '80...

A farmer plants 5 rows of 4 apple trees, but only plants 10 trees. How did he do it?

And as the students kept working out how that happened, the algebra teacher gave 3 hints:

1)If you're a patriotic American, you can figure it out easily.

2)If you're a patriotic Israeli, you can almost figure it out.

3)If you're patriotic in the USSR (it doesn't exist now, but did then), you'll never be able to figure it out.

[SAT 9,609]

Planted in the shape of a star....

that's another one of Tarklar's Polish riddles.....

Tarklar is the inventor of "Tarkculus", the study of change, small change......

The Hillbilly's truck has 4 full size doors

Going to Khol's bbl

Looks like you're going to 7/11 to me......

[Pythos1 24]

If you cross a poodle with a Shih Tzu, what do you get?

[SAT 9,609]

If you cross a poodle with a Shih Tzu, what do you get?

um....a....dog that likes TBone's toilet seats?

[Pythos1 24]

I guess maybe I'm a redneck, because I want this.

[SAT 9,609]

Uh huh....

That's about right lol

[Pythos1 24]

um....a....dog that likes TBone's toilet seats?

A poo-shih t?

[SAT 9,609]

A poo? <shrugs>

Um...we're kinda rough here python...

Edited August 29, 2015 by SAT

[Pythos1 24]

Python? I did own a snake once, but it was a Colombian red-tail Boa Constrictor, not a python. My brother owned a couple Burmese Pythons, though.

... Unless you were suggesting my first name was Monty?

[SAT 9,609]

then that'll make you a Brit, not a redneck dude.....

We do have a Brit here, her name is Frenchy......

Speaking of Frenchy......where's the Japanese......

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Planted in the shape of a star....

that's another one of Tarklar's Polish riddles.....

Tarklar is the inventor of "Tarkculus", the study of change, small change......

Looks like you're going to 7/11 to me......

OMG too funny! Just got back need to get kids to bed. Be back in a few hopefully!

[Ontarkie 14,234]

ok kids are a sleep!