The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Ontarkie 14,231]

Looks fancy!

[SAT 9,609]

Actually, their prices are about half that of Saks for the same , I dunno how they do it.

I picked up a ck suit just now for 200 bucks....

[SAT 9,609]

And I got another purple shirt.....

[Pythos1 24]

Why would someone smoke a turkey when there's perfectly good tobacky nearby?

And on the subject of pillers, I change mine every 5 or 6 years or so. I like mine all deflated so they don't lift my head so much. I sleep on my side and my back and my front, depending on which way I flop. And with new pillers, my neck gets a crook in it and I can't get it arrested, so I go to the old piller and the crook leaves.

[Ontarkie 14,231]

Actually, their prices are about half that of Saks for the same ######, I dunno how they do it.

I picked up a ck suit just now for 200 bucks....

I don't know Saks either

Khol's is new to me and seems to have clothes I like.

Why would someone smoke a turkey when there's perfectly good tobacky nearby?

And on the subject of pillers, I change mine every 5 or 6 years or so. I like mine all deflated so they don't lift my head so much. I sleep on my side and my back and my front, depending on which way I flop. And with new pillers, my neck gets a crook in it and I can't get it arrested, so I go to the old piller and the crook leaves.

Daughter had a pillow since she was a baby but it fell apart.

[SAT 9,609]

Why would someone smoke a turkey when there's perfectly good tobacky nearby?

Because, everybody knows that hillbillies don't smoke bacca, they chew it! But yer on the right track, her husband, is a hillbilly.....

[SAT 9,609]

I don't know Saks either

Khol's is new to me and seems to have clothes I like.

Daughter had a pillow since she was a baby but it fell apart.

We have a kohl's nearby....I go there once in a while.

And, speaking of falling apart, where's Tark and Dark.....

Maybe Darklar found a fat Chinawoman and is out on a date. And he's dismembering her as we speak.....

[Ontarkie 14,231]

We have a kohl's nearby....I go there once in a while.

And, speaking of falling apart, where's Tark and Dark.....

Maybe Darklar found a fat Chinawoman and is out on a date. And he's dismembering her as we speak.....

I don't go a lot it's just when I have to go as I hate spending money on myself.

Both have been mia!

Well that would not be good!!

[SAT 9,609]

Well that would not be good!!

Ah it's ok, he's just taking out his frustrations.....

And, I think you should spend ALL of the hillbilly's money on yourself .....

[Pythos1 24]

I know bout that chewin tobacky, chewed me some loose-leaf and some plug in my younger days. And as far as hillbillies go, I lived almost all my life in Ohio, surrounded by farms, and almost within spittin distance of Kentucky and West Virginny (2 hour drive). You should see all the brown splotches from where I tried ta spit on Meatchicken (we here in uh-HI-uh don't say the name of that state up north), too!

[SAT 9,609]

I.....dunno.....you're a little far up north to be a hillbilly....

You definitely ain't a ham hock eating hillbilly.....

You can only be that if you're from Arkansas.....

Do you even drive a pick up truck?

Ontarklars husband does....

[Pythos1 24]

My daughter owned a 1-ton 4x4 Texas edition. And it ain't a real pick-up if it don't have 4 full-sized doors. Me, I drive a Freightshaker, 40 ton. 0-70 in 10 minutes flat, baby! As far as what I eat, I'm weird, and hard to please sometimes. Can't go to no picnics or cookouts or barbecues because most of the food is inedible. If it has a word in front of salad, and that word is absolutely necessary to be there, it ain't food. Examples: potato salad, ham salad, egg salad. Lots of other nasty stuff I won't eat, that are plentiful in those events. But my favorite snack food is left-overs from supper. And supper is meat and starch centric. Don't give me that half-inch bendy yellow thing and tell me it's corn. I know what corn is, and that ain't it. And if you try to give me tofu, I'll tell you ta wash yer feet better and you won't get the tofu.

[SAT 9,609]

My daughter owned a 1-ton 4x4 Texas edition. And it ain't a real pick-up if it don't have 4 full-sized doors. Me, I drive a Freightshaker, 40 ton. 0-70 in 10 minutes flat, baby! As far as what I eat, I'm weird, and hard to please sometimes. Can't go to no picnics or cookouts or barbecues because most of the food is inedible. If it has a word in front of salad, and that word is absolutely necessary to be there, it ain't food. Examples: potato salad, ham salad, egg salad. Lots of other nasty stuff I won't eat, that are plentiful in those events. But my favorite snack food is left-overs from supper. And supper is meat and starch centric. Don't give me that half-inch bendy yellow thing and tell me it's corn. I know what corn is, and that ain't it. And if you try to give me tofu, I'll tell you ta wash yer feet better and you won't get the tofu.

ok, the above, and this here below, makes you a redneck....

Now this here below, this makes you a hillbilly......

(Actual footage from Stretches house)

And, are you the guy that that Filipina was complaining about a while ago? having to live in a truck for like 2 years?

[Pythos1 24]

I guess this is as good a place as any for a math question.

I have 2 US coins in my pocket, adding up to 55 cents, and one of them isn't a nickel. What 2 coins do I have?

[SAT 9,609]

a fiddy cent piece, and a nickel. (1 of them, is not a nickel, but the other one is).

Come on man....that's an old "Tarklar riddle"