The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

Continued....

8- unbeknownst to stupid filthy crass manure hauling Fook, that the fookployment agency, the buffet he is sent to work in, and the snake travel agency, are all owned by the same snakehead!

9- Fook slaves away for 3 months for 2500 bucks a month, and on the 95th day of employment, stupid dum greasy sidewalk squatting Fook is fired!

10- Fook boards Fook bus (also owned by snakehead)....and goes back to NYC, rents a bed space (also owned by snakehead), and his back to the fookployment agency.

100 days after arriving in nyc, stupid dum azz Fook still owes snakehead 29,990 dollars plus Trophie rate interest. Sent home 1000 reminbi, and has about 500 bucks and a made in China 10 dollar suitcase to his name....

yo yo Unca Steve -

Wot's a 'Fook Employment Agency' ?

maybe the headache was tied into the big BM you've not had yet, today ?

and I gotta ask - are these Fooks asking you? Or actual people that have been on yer boat ?

Man st-f-up and read, I'm telling you what it is....

No, the people asking for job is my cousins, 3 of them....

[Darnell 8,478]

so chinaman rooks chinaman into paid slavery - sweet !

At least it wasn't a 'House' import.

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Continued.....

Now, if China is so ###### great, why are there about 7,000,000 of these fooks over here.

And, in the hallway house in Haiti, the Fook women are dragged out and raped daily....

Imagine, paying someone 60k to rape their daughter....

[Darnell 8,478]

No, the people asking for job is my cousins, 3 of them....

so, introduce your cousins to the fook employment agency - you not see them for 3 months, minimum. Problem solved !

[SAT 9,609]

Now, back to NYC.....

Fook now works in big rock Arkansas, where he befriends other fooks....

They join ponzi scheme. Some fooks win, some fooks lose....

so, introduce your cousins to the fook employment agency - you not see them for 3 months, minimum. Problem solved !

You buffoon....my cousins spreak engrish!

Send them to patient relations at hospital, and nyc DCAS...

[Darnell 8,478]

i'm certain the #2 problem with what-s-her-face,

was that she wanted to be a fook.

Well, now she is one, and gives out advices to fook-wanna-be's.

[SAT 9,609]

Here, read this....go save the fooks.....

http://www.chinahush.com/2010/01/24/illegal-immigrants-the-most-helpless-chinese-people-in-haiti-earthquake/

i'm certain the #2 problem with what-s-her-face,

was that she wanted to be a fook.

Well, now she is one, and gives out advices to fook-wanna-be's.

Don't you know, that the most degrading thing in China, is to not have a foreign passport?

Ok, you are interrupting my tales from the fookside....

I'll continue another time....

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So, the next time you go to new panda buffet.....

Think of the fook journey to American riches....

And ask yourself, if China is so ###### great, what the are these people doing here?

But, every Fook will tell you how great China is...

[SAT 9,609]

Man I need more coffee....and were out of coffee...

Maybe I'll go to the Ebola Taliban gas station across the street....

Maybe I'll go home....but I got something going on here.....

[SAT 9,609]

Anyway, of all the articles that I've ever read on illegal fookmigration, I've never read one that covered it in the depth of what I know.....

Hmm....

Ok, I'm a gonna go get Taliban coffee....

You guys want anything?

Edited August 25, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Man it's hot out there....

[Darnell 8,478]

Unca Steve - write yer fook book, this new semester, aye ?

[SAT 9,609]

I've never written a book. But I'm pretty sure I have enough to write 2....

[SAT 9,609]

Where's unfrugal stretch with her pot....

[Darnell 8,478]

I note Stretch's cooking pot is the same size as a decent chamber pot - so YAY ! Double Duty in HillBilly Land !

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Seriously, Steve, sit down and write it - it can be #2 on Amazon's book list on top sales within 4 days !