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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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It's annoying.

My super did the same ######, he's had one of my coolers for like 3 years now.......

That's one thing about Chinese people, when they sense you have more than them, they feel it's ok to "borrow" something and never return it.

I have experienced a lot of the borrow and not give back too :(

Speaking of obtuse, where's Darklar.......

I actually knew what that was......Zinfandel, a wine made from a specific kind of white grapes :)

I was full of schinfandel when Tark's AC broke in his Pontiac :)

I was elated with shcanfindel when Darklar broke his leg......

Hillbilly is a schinfidel, and should be stoned in public.....

Scadfindelity is often the course of divorce among couples......

Hey you can't stone the hillbilly he's my sugar daddy........Oh wait you're not supposed to marry the sugar daddy :P

I just found out my kids music teacher back in Canada died in March. He had cancer another thing I didn't know. And his wife left him, not sure when if before the cancer or not. Poor guy was a great man, he was 55. :cry::cry:

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I have experienced a lot of the borrow and not give back too :(

Hey you can't stone the hillbilly he's my sugar daddy........Oh wait you're not supposed to marry the sugar daddy :P

I just found out my kids music teacher back in Canada died in March. He had cancer another thing I didn't know. And his wife left him, not sure when if before the cancer or not. Poor guy was a great man, he was 55. :cry::cry:

That's sad . I hope your kids still play music,

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I have experienced a lot of the borrow and not give back too :(

Hey you can't stone the hillbilly he's my sugar daddy........Oh wait you're not supposed to marry the sugar daddy :P

I just found out my kids music teacher back in Canada died in March. He had cancer another thing I didn't know. And his wife left him, not sure when if before the cancer or not. Poor guy was a great man, he was 55. :cry::cry:

1- that means you're rich.

2- you shoulda married the music teacher, collect insurance :)

3- too bad, who told hillbilly to be a shcafinfidel....

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Disgusted. Stupid lawyer I used 2years ago is trying to claim extra costs as of yesterday!!! #######?? Lawyer told me her company has just moved so I can contact her if I want it explained! No way! Why did her firm wait 2years to claim money? I'm not paying the moving fees for her company!

Just sent a reply that she can take me to civil court is she wishes because I am not paying any extra!

I tell you, over here in Japan, they get away with so much, because they rely on people trying to save face and having a high level of pride!

They are playing with the wrong person here, man! I am not going to be forced to pay something I don't owe in order to save myself potential embarrassment! Dumb asses!

Now tell us how you REALLY feel, Frenchy-bonette ma'am.

and, when's Tiff's aunt gonna return my cooler........in the fall?

You married (into) it, sigh man...

I have a lot of nice knives, one of them was a nice French knife. Tiff gave it to her aunt......

I have many knives because I NEED them! <FML>

Then I had one of these, it's gone too.......

You married (into) it, sigh man...

I wanna take a ride upstate, but it's raining here to there...... ^#$%@*&

No rain here for most of the month, how dry we are man. Texas Many, Nueva York zero, again man.

he's obtuse......

We are a dude of Many angles, accurate man.

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noblesse oblige!

You blow your nose right now, young lady, and English-only etc.! Reported!!!

1. Oh wait you're not supposed to marry the sugar daddy

2. I just found out my kids music teacher back in Canada died in March.

1. Tell that to Tiff, too late man.

2. Sorry, sigh ma'am.

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Rant, grrr man:

Turtles should avoid the road altogether or at least stay out of the left lane, grrrr man!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Part-Thursday part-report, part the Read See man:

Awoke in massive, whining, jangling back-pain, ouch man.

Took nearly Many minutes to arise from bed, exercises man.

This almost precluded our attending an ES, nearby man.

ES = run by our favorite (= cheapest) ES hosts, bonanza man.

Got 2 towels for $1, steal/deal man.

Rant, grrr man: Old people should stay AWAY from ESs till people like us, who have places to go and people to see and pre-owned toilet seats to sell, get through the checkout line, si man.

Inbound commute one of the most frustrating all year, grrr man.

Turtle overpopulation, grrr man (speed limit is not Many mph in a Many-mph zone, grrr man!).

Motorcycle cop escorting too-wide vehicle, stack-up behind man.

Red lights red lights red lights because of turtles, grrr grrr grrr man.

Rant #2, grrr man: A) Pull up behind the driver ahead of you, please man. B) Green means Go, so when the light turns green, GO -- don't lolligag until the light turns yellow and then zoom through, leaving victims behind you to curse your name, grrr man.

POTS customers restless at delay in order-handling, displeased meal tickets man.

Dispensation of mollification necessitated, what did Tark just say huh man.

Atop this, desperately need nap, need zzz man.

Fairly decent number (precisely, Many) of GSs itineraried for Saturday, compilation man.

Nothing matters now but sleep, need zzz man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with sleepy +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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What did T-bag say.....

It's like a hot stew out there. Muggy and hot, moist, sweaty......

Went to sears. The kids kiddy pool arrived. But I think I'll hold off assembling it. I have a new insurance company coming to inspect the house Monday.....

Ordered a new cooler from Amazon.....

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yay pool

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I need a new one a these, mine is falling apart.....

http://www.harborfreight.com/10-cubic-ft-heavy-duty-trailer-cart-38897.html

real men buy dual axle boat trailers and do some welding . Just saying. HF? you want more chinese crup in your driveway?

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No lawn to put the pool on? Or are you keeping it off the lawn so you don't kill it?

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real men buy dual axle boat trailers and do some welding . Just saying. HF? you want more chinese crup in your driveway?

You schfook, it's for hauling deer carcass upstate on the property....

No lawn to put the pool on? Or are you keeping it off the lawn so you don't kill it?

You double schfook, this is NYC man, the only grass is the joint you get a whiff of when you walk by someone smoking a joint....

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You schfook, it's for hauling deer carcass upstate on the property....

You double schfook, this is NYC man, the only grass is the joint you get a whiff of when you walk by someone smoking a joint....

Pfff If I said you didn't have grass you would of had a smarty pants reply for that too :P

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Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

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Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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