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Teddy B Grand Master

Teddy B   17,252

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We don't need women. They should be in the kitchen propagating the species and making sandwiches.

They like it better if you call them "sammiches".

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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The kitchen is like an alien world for me.

It's like that for some wives, too. Fortunately, not for Mrs. T-B.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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elmcitymaven Grand Master

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They like it better if you call them "sammiches".

They like it better when YOU'RE making the sammiches. Better be some Cheetos on the side.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Cheetos on the side.

Posted elsewhere here, 4 March 2012:

Today, Mrs. T-B. looked at me with those big brown puppy-dog eyes and said, "I want Cheetos." I later went out and got her some (the store brand) in a 9-oz. bag or whatever. She immediately brightened, said "I was hoping that you would get me some!", ate about a third of the bag, set it down for a while, then said (not accusingly, but sadly): "I'm on a diet. How will I ever lose weight if you keep buying me Cheetos?"

I said, "I also bought some ice cream, because you said that you wanted some." I sat and watched the late news while eating the ice cream. She said (with the puppy-dog eyes) "Can I have some ice cream?" I said, "I thought you said that you were on a diet." She said, "I am, so give me just a little, in a small cup -- half, half!"

I brought Mrs. T-B. a full small cup of ice cream, because I know her, si man. Had I not, she would have asked for seconds after she finished the lesser portion that she had asked for.

She ate 99.44% of it and handed the cup back to me, saying, "I don't want the rest -- I'm on a diet. You eat it, please." I did so, because I was about to begin washing dishes and I wanted to get her cup & spoon into the process, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Teddy B Grand Master

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They like it better when YOU'RE making the sammiches. Better be some Cheetos on the side.

I'd offer you the Baked Cheetos as a healthy option, but that would be playing with fire. If those Juicy's aren't stretched to the breaking point, you just ain't doin it right!

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