The @nytimes declared war on Texas when they suggested adding green peas to guacamole

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

The war on Texas. It's on.

https://twitter.com/TexasGOP/status/616314120648830976

[decocker 7,198]

i've got to go team texas on this one. no peas in my guac thanks.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

i've got to go team texas on this one. no peas in my guac thanks.

Then the NYT has also declared war on you. According to the GOP.

[decocker 7,198]

Then the NYT has also declared war on you. According to the GOP.

gop don't know guac.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

gop don't know guac.

They don't know Jack either but they do know Texas.

Edited July 2, 2015 by Mr. Big Dog

[decocker 7,198]

But they do know Texas.

texas is of little consequence.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

texas is of little consequence.

[decocker 7,198]

[Darnell 8,478]

wait... i'll admit i'm not as culturally aware as some of you,

but

who the sam hill puts peas into guacamole?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

wait... i'll admit i'm not as culturally aware as some of you,

but

who the sam hill puts peas into guacamole?

The evildoers over at the NYT.

[Not a Tailor 1,370]

wait... i'll admit i'm not as culturally aware as some of you,

but

who the sam hill puts peas into guacamole?

It makes the guacamole 'higher protein' and 'lower fat' and it sounds absolutely appalling.

[Darnell 8,478]

so if'n they were to be sneaky, they should have put about 3 pounds o cooked peas into a blender, made puree,

then blended it in with the guac stuff.

losers.

[Rob L 3,811]

^{Texas GOP = defenders of the cultural purity of Guacamole.}

^{Guacamole = ancient dish of the Aztecs = Part of Mexico's ancient heritage}

^{Therefore: Texas Republicans are the keepers of Mexican culture}

Edited July 2, 2015 by Rob L

[Darnell 8,478]

yawn.

yay Nafta !!! here in Houston, the avacados come from Mexico. (and there's a marketing campaign about it too, paid for by the US FDA as well)