The C.S.A (The Confederate States of America)

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

http://csathemovie.com/

CSA: The Confederate States of America, through the eyes of a faux documentary, takes a look at an America where the South won the Civil War. Supposedly produced by a British broadcasting company, the feature film is presented as a production being shown, controversially, for the first time on television in the States.

Beginning with the British and French forces joining the battle with the Confederacy, thus assuring the defeat of the North at Gettysburg and ensuing battles, the South takes the battle northward and form one country out of the two.

Lincoln attempts escape to Canada but is captured in blackface. This moment is captured in the clip of a silent film that might have been.

Through the use of other fabricated movie segments, old government information films, television commercials, news breaks, along with actual stock footage from our own history, a provocative and humorous story is told of a country which, in many ways, frighteningly follows a parallel with our own.

After victory, President Davis brings slavery back to the northern states by offering a tax rebate to businesses and households who will buy and own them.Liberals move to Canada. The nation chooses an expansionist policy and conquers Cuba, Mexico and South America.

As world war looms, the CSA takes a nonagressive stance toward the Third Reich and their move toward racial purity (although not condoning their wasting of possible slave stock by the Final Solution) and makes a preemptive strike on Japan on December 7, 1941.

Kennedy is assassinated soon after being elected as it appears he will not only emancipate but also give women the vote. A growing black terrorist base stems from Canada and a Cold War breaks out...complete with the Cotton Curtain being built between the two countries.

Through it all, including a contemporary run for the presidency, we follow a political dynasty, the Fauntroy family, who lead the country through its triumphs and tragedies.

We arrive to a today that, in many ways, we recognize. Although a nation that is content and prosperous, there is a tremendous divide within and suspicious eye without. Current politicians refer to us as two countries and perhaps, other than geographically, there is no difference between Red and Blue or North and South states. We have always struggled as to whether we are the United or Confederate States of America.

[Fuzzness 2]

And in the end Canada invades and takes over the CSA.

[KarenCee 3]

Well....I would have moved to Canada

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

[Fuzzness 2]

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

Nope... they "thank"

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

It's a Spike Lee "presents" movie.

[KarenCee 3]

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

Ah aint no redneck....I just live in the South

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

Ah aint no redneck....I just live in the South

Oh, I wasn't trying to say anything to that effect. I am well aware that Rednecks are literally everywhere and that there's much more to the South than Rednecks.

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

Nope... they "thank"

[KarenCee 3]

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

Ah aint no redneck....I just live in the South

Oh, I wasn't trying to say anything to that effect. I am well aware that Rednecks are literally everywhere and that there's much more to the South than Rednecks.

What is this? Wishful redneck thinkin'? Ooops, almost forgot: Rednecks don't think.

Nope... they "thank"

LOL I know...believe me I know they're everywhere....I'm of the opinion that if dictionaries had photos to illustrate some words, my ex's picture would be right above the entry for "Redneck"

[Fuzzness 2]

dag gummit mah truck busted down an' mah houn'dog bit me in th' ###. now whar did i put mah likker?

[mercuryroad 0]

dag gummit mah truck busted down an' mah houn'dog bit me in th' ###. now whar did i put mah likker?

Hmmmm.....sounds catchy. Maybe that would have been our national anthem.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

now whar did i put mah likker?

Right there by the pool somewhere...

[Fuzzness 2]

now whar did i put mah likker?

Right there by the pool somewhere...

That's great!

[KarenCee 3]

Reinhard, that is just TOO funny!!!!!!!!!!

[meddykomp 0]

Honestly I dont think any of the rednecks I have met are clever enough to come up with the idea of that "swimming pool" though they could probably implement it once someone else gave them the idea.