Translate this Visayan (Bysaia) & Social Media conversation to English

[Pag-ibig Ko 1]

Could someone please translate this Visayan (Bysaia) & Social Media conversation to English. Online translator doesn't pick up on the social media abbreviations.

Z R Kuyaw gyd ni sya o cge raman ug honeymoon..

E S Cge lng ky pg abot atng imo kamo napd mg honeymoonZ R..kysa knang I R dha wa gyuy pgka honeymoon..cge lng g momom..hahaha

I R Hahahahaha borsheeeex ka omar!! Cge ka lang palami dha ha!

Z R Ingani na lugar E S si I R?hahahah

I R Nwahahaha mga hangal!!!!!!!! Dumoooot na gyud ni E S??????

M F HAHAH! ayaw mog ingana kay Ivy oi.... way nakadaut sa magnegosyo ug arawan!

I R Bwahah chumooooo!!!! Leged2 sad ta kinatawa ani dah!

M F bitaw Ivy, ayaw na sila panumbalinga kay mga burikat man na sila! sayup ba diay kung e save nimo ang best for last diba?? HAHAHA!

Z R Si E S ra uy. Demure kow! Hahaha dko kabalo unsaon na

M F tinuod na! kung na babae lang nas patay... gamay ra isa ka dosena anang anak!

M F ako kay di jud ko anang sex! yuckkk!

I R Bwahaha wooooiiii kilatan bya ka M F!!!

I R Sure ka demure ka Z R???? Haahaha cge raman lgi na paburot bazooka imung boy takla alyas K C! bwahahaha ako bya original demure kiligon ra kng mangihi!hahaha

M F demure inig human brutsahi siguro na iya Ivy hahahahahaha! kaila nako anang K C .... basta nay bangag sudlan! US Army bya na! hahahaha

Z R Demure ko krn panahona ug nakalimot nako unsaon ug halok. Hawani sanang cobwebs nmu dha I R k maka hilo na.hahaha

Z R Hoy saba kau mo! Hilom nas E S kau! Disturbo kau daw mo! Bira kumbati dyorj!

M F aymo ug ingana kay ga syagit nanas patay ug "hinay hinay lang gaaaaa! mabaliiiii!"

I R Bwahahhaahaa yati ngano ako naman gbirahan dri ug ayo asa nato akng sapar M F hahaha sulirap na c E Smameh Zdalg

M F huna huna sa chicks..." mularga nako.... bali-un ko ni!" hahahahahaha! kaluoy ni patay!

Y E Bwhahahahahhaa wla ta kabalo mas grbe pa diay na c I R..pasekreto lng. Dba mameh Z R? Bwhahaha

Z R Bwhahahahaha murag Y E k perti man pa gwapa ug bloomingdale.

M F vajay jay ana kay di na murag langub.... coloseum na jud!

Y E Z R bwhahaha!!! Mao na mnganchaw nlng dayon..hahaha

E S Waahahaha yaw kabalaka I R ky pasalubongan tka g pusporo sudlanan sa arawan mamaligya dayn ta gawas sa montessori de oro..hahahaha

M F pero, dali ra lagi mo nahuman patay? unsa toh quickie or nahutdan ka na ug duga?!

Z R Hahahaha delikado daw na M F k maka bungaw! Pasikati ra gud na I R si E S abi palang weak!

M F sample lugar? hahaha! salbahis!

I R Bwahaha hulat lang mu dooots bungkag lapinig gyud ni bah!hahahah

M F HAHAHHAA!

E S Bungkaga nana I R ky basn fna mka sulod ang hapon ana!! Hahaha

M F HAHAHHA! sulod siguro apil baka ana patay

M F diha ga itigway ni Ivy ang baboy na iyang gi taguan

Y E Feelingero ug bayotero jud niz E S oh..matud pa ni zarich. Hahaha

I R Titatits OMAR!!!!!

M F Zarich ayaw awat sa imong uncle ha? pwerting pagaka burikat

Y E Bwahhaahha!!!!!

E S Hooyy mga animas g birahan na gyd ko nnyo g au ha..mabasahan bya ni grace..hahaha

M F samut jud ka lubutun ni Grace pagma basahan ni niya. maluoy mo kay patay!

[Sabrina&Chuck 32]

the hell do u have that conversation from? =D ..it's about honeymoon in uganda & smth with the us army ..

but when I do know the language it'll be easier for me^^

Edited June 9, 2015 by Sabrina&Chuck

[trublubu2 62]

this is a good site for translation: https://translate.google.com/

[tonigrey 0]

Sounds like somebody is being a #######. Im from cebu, not all words i understand. But it seems that "patay" which means dead is a codename for some guy

[tonigrey 0]

The KC is another code name, they said that KC, a guy, just basically has sex with anybody with a vag... coz he is us army...

[Brassballs 47]

_{Maybe OP is 'KC'!!!!!}

[Darnell 8,478]

bump !

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