The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[TBoneTX 45,595]

Babies need to be held all the time, agree D ma'am.

Saturday & GS report, see man:

Mini-B. had a very bad night, no zzz wee and therefore she man.

We awoke to alarm at usual o'dark-Many, masochism man.

Got on GS trail at approximately usual time, somehow man.

Out of approximately Many GSs -- itinerary, signage, & drive-by -- this was the take, see man:

-- 2 fancy warshcloths = half a buck, deal man

In seemingly every area but not around the casa, it had monsooned, early rain man.

GS-holders were largely glum because of this, resultant glumness man.

We were glum, given the complete garbage most of them had, good grief man.

Two advertised GSs were nowhere to be found, at least put out a sign man.

One (advertised in newspaper!) was for a nonexistent address, why man.

We finished itinerary early and in disgust, what a waste man.

We took the T-B.-mobile for a badly needed oil-change, better late than never man.

We returned to casa to await return of Mrs. T-B., she man.

We then took the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for oil-change & tyre-rotation, si man.

Shop pointed out that front tyres were too shot to rotate, premature demise man.

Previous tyre-supplier could no longer get Maxxis tyres, the best man.

We briefly shopped around and lost patience with messing with it, got tyred man.

Settled on Kelly Charger GT tyres from independent shop, still expensive man.

Offered to take Mini-B. along, to enable Mrs. T-B. to zzz, exhausted she man.

Took Mini-B. along, interested-but-exhausted wee man.

Mini-B. nearly had exhaustion meltdown on way back to casa, poor wee man.

Handed off exhausted Mini-B. to Mrs. T-B., wee to she man.

Took hourlong nap, much-needed but not enough, zzz but no man.

Arose to retrieve dry-cleaning, same day man.

Went to supermarket, Saturday run man.

Heavy rain around area but not near casa, bright sunshine man.

Finally began to rain at casa at Many p.m. (2+2+2+1 p.m.), broke the tension man.

Rained again at Many p.m., and now again at Many p.m., hard each time man.

Possible pre-hurricane headed for area by Mon. or Tues., not wanted man.

No rain needed for another 2 weeks at least, no man.

However, we will get what is to be got, sigh man.

Warshed & are baking the kitchen rags et al., do before Sunday man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Played Wrappers with cat, first time in long time man.

Cat delighted, miu man.

Cat currently purring corpulently on our lap, heaven man.

Mrs. T-B. downstairs playing on computer, she man.

Thrilling saga to be continued, edge-of-seats man...

Edited June 14, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,595]

OMG I'd like to slap who ever is giving my niece parenting advice!!!!!!!!!

The solution, D ma'am, is for you to have another (one, two, or Many), so that you can demonstrate proper mothering in person, si D ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,305]

The solution, D ma'am, is for you to have another (one, two, or Many), so that you can demonstrate proper mothering in person, si D ma'am.

no no and no!

[TBoneTX 45,595]

Gee, man... someone's a little cranky here. Reported!!!*

*on what basis is unclear, except for the gut feeling that such things should be reported

[TBoneTX 45,595]

Laundry load folded, si man.

Warsher de-dished, si man.

Mrs. T-B.'s chattiness politely listened to, yak yak yak YAK YAK man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,305]

Gee, man... someone's a little cranky here. Reported!!!*

*on what basis is unclear, except for the gut feeling that such things should be reported

[Darnell 8,478]

mmmm. Sunday !

Query - Will the Sea-Going-Sailor actually be a-going to the Sea today?

[SAT 9,609]

You very fooklish man....

Every salty dog around here knows that the NY bight is full of drunk eastern blockers and dumb ####s on jet skis on Sundays.....

I'm all worn down from um....a lot of stuff. Today is day of rest.

You guys wanna see my fish fry pic?

[Darnell 8,478]

did the Gumps, et.al., show up for the Fish Fry? Yes? No?

If no, then certainly, by all means possible, please to post a fish fry foto or 11.

Danke !

[SAT 9,609]

No sign of Gumps.

[SAT 9,609]

And, here's that rib eye. I got it wrapped in a cheesecloth now in the basement fridge. Just in time for July 4th

[SAT 9,609]

Fat boy's Chinaman GF left him again for someone with a green card....

She'll probably be back when that guy is finished with her....

[Darnell 8,478]

no fish fry fotos?

ok.

as to the GirlFriend a-leaving - why she not first attack a USCitizen? man, that's just weird.

[SAT 9,609]

Fish pics in da bucket, ya old goat.....

2- every mainland parent's mentality is....."go find a nice looking young man, must have money, must be citizen, must have house, must have car, must have skill, must have education, etc etc....you ever see the demands on the mainland dating sites? (Yes, you have lol).

3- so, if such a guy exists, what in dahell does she have to offer him?

Now me, with Tiff, that was different. That developed from a friendship. More so, she was not a Chinawoman.....full of good morals, innocent, patiently waited for me. Although now she's a menace..... hmmm...

Edited June 14, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Guys here, with good qualifications, stay away from China broads like that. Plenty of ABCs here to play with....