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Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,305

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I needed that sleep!

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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

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The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

Ontarkie
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Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

Darnell Grand Master

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Now waiting for pita tiff to go to BJ's. I can't believe she's up before noon...

omgz. really? she is taking away your brief solitude and quiet time, that jaunt into BJs...

Doesn't she know you need this trip to be solo, as it helps to rebalance yer chi?

aiyo...

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Darnell Grand Master

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did Tiff get her own collection of bagels at the BJs Emporium? Yes? No? If no, why no? grrrrr

bagel-stealing housemates need to be keel-hauled under a very old boat. Yay Barnacles !

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It's not that I intentionally stuff 10 bagels in the 9 bagel bag.

See they have 2 sizes. 6, and 9. So I grab the 9, and I just start stuffing different bagels in there. Then I lose count because I'm stuffing 3 bags....

1 for me, 1 for thuggy friends, 1 for neighbor.....

Tarklar woulda brought his own satchel and try to pass it off as the 9 bagel special.....

And, there's no barnacles on the boat ya freak. Poison paint.

Darnell Grand Master

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And, there's no barnacles on the boat ya freak. Poison paint.

Note I not say or mention 'your boat'. slacker !

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Many. Texas- Many (in the shade)

Many. Nueva York- Many

For the last time.....

1- I don't hire boat mechanics. I have a boat mechanic friend, free, gratis, on the arm......

2- If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

Many. Oj nie, man: Precisely, it's Texas Many, Nueva York Many, corrective P-math man.

1. Then hire him for free, for heaven's sake man.

2. The perfect principle of delegation, sigh Mr. President of Vice man.

And 1 & 2 come before Many, P-math-fail man.

Man I had a full Many hours sleep......That's how tired I was.

You should still be very tired or have had more than enough, depending man.

Now waiting for pita tiff to go to BJ's. I can't believe she's up before noon...

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. the P.I.T.A., s.i. m.a.n.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,305

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I have a lotta steaks at home. But I had to buy this rib eye slab it look so good. Look at it.....

I'm gonna dry age it for like 2 weeks and eat it. You guys wanna come?

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The Hillbilly said possums don't have rib eye that big!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,598

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Need an AARP card to get the Denny's discount, sigh man.

I needed that sleep!

Do not irk, cross, or otherwise enrage the fearsome, sleepless Ontarklar, no man!

I once again, put Many....bagels into BJ's Many bagel bag

[yawn, man] And this is an accomplishment exactly HOW, huh man?

I got bag a bagels for neighbor too. Only Many in that bad that can hold Many or Many....

Why do you say "only" when you overstuffed the Many-capacity bag with Many bagels, huh man?

1. It's not that I intentionally stuff Many bagels in the Many bagel bag. See they have 2 sizes. Many, and Many. So I grab the Many, and I just start stuffing different bagels in there. Then I lose count because I'm stuffing Many bags....

2. Tarklar woulda brought his own satchel and try to pass it off as the Many bagel special.....

1. [headshake, sigh man] The above is proof positive that, when someone is kicked out of Bellevue, he needs to be re-taken to Poland and re-edjumacayted -- oj nie, immersed -- in remedial P-math, sigh man.

2. The worried-looking elderly lady hesitantly entered the psychiatrist's office. "I'm here at the insistence of my family, Doctor," she said. "They're concerned because I like waffles."

"That's not so disturbing," said the psychiatrist. "I happen to like waffles, myself."

"You do, Doctor?" said the old lady, visibly brightening. "Then you MUST come over sometime. I have 2 dozen suitcases FILLED with them!"

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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