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SAT Grand Master

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The Rocky mountain oysters....

The Munich Nazis....

The Tokyo Pervs....

The Mumbai Talibans....

See here she is putting up with getting her eye popped out (no he wasn't but this pick makes it look like that)

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And here she is using her secret weapon to get him to stop :P

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:rofl::rofl:

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oh fudge I posted the same picture one sec!


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Feet belong to big sister!

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Visa received 04-21-08
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TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. I didn't "enlist", I was "commissioned"....

2. You guys are cutting into my fishing time here!

1. Well, we are commissioned handsomely in the POTS business, $i man.

2. Fish or cut time, wise advice man.

Many. LPoP and unread, no see man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,598

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It's only about Many feet deep. And almost Many% of the liquid running through it, is water....

Thanks for this scintillating geographer's report, headsmack man...

I can't believe how time flies!

Time flies like an arrow, see D ma'am. Fruit flies like a banana, see D ma'am.

we all know that everyone down south has a Dr pepper shirt.....

Nueva York ignorance, sigh man. Every drink, regardless of brand, is a "Co-Coler," educate thyself man.

The Texas cheapos....

LPoP and unread, no see man.

Shes licking him. No its her mouth.. lol

Un-family-friendly fotos, alarm bells man. Reported!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,598

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End-Wednesday report, end-the-humping-on-this-day man:

Mrs. T-B. got the job offer, she man.

She will be paid $Many to work Many hours/week, precisely man.

We told her to hold out, we man.

She is to accept, contingent upon our getting the company's exclusive POTS contract, $i man.

Irritating casa-ward commute, grrr man.

Stopped at chief resale shop to make donation, generous we man.

Also donated extra grocery-bags for their use, thoughtful we man.

Thoroughly inspected store innards but found nothing to buy, no man.

Much stuff was half-price, too, sigh man.

We saw one of our ties that we had donated (probably donated back), recycle man.

Our brown dress-loafers got sold, probably to some loafer, loaf man.

Got nap with cat, much-needed zzz we and miu man.

Dished the warsher, by request she man.

Mrs. T-B. loquacious after 1 a.m., shut UP she man.

We told her to get the POTS contract, or else she man.

Mini-B. doing better so far at sleeping in own room & bed, wee man.

Leaving a flashlight on has helped, shed the light wee man.

De-dish cat prep minimal zzz man.

Wanted to pop Heap Strong Medicine before bed, sigh man.

And Mrs. T-B. will probably deny us our nap tomorrow, no zzz we man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,305

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Thanks for this scintillating geographer's report, headsmack man...

Time flies like an arrow, see D ma'am. Fruit flies like a banana, see D ma'am.

Nueva York ignorance, sigh man. Every drink, regardless of brand, is a "Co-Coler," educate thyself man.

LPoP and unread, no see man.

Un-family-friendly fotos, alarm bells man. Reported!!!

What are you talking about that is the Friendliest family friendly dog around :P

End-Wednesday report, end-the-humping-on-this-day man:

Mrs. T-B. got the job offer, she man.

She will be paid $Many to work Many hours/week, precisely man.

We told her to hold out, we man.

She is to accept, contingent upon our getting the company's exclusive POTS contract, $i man.

Irritating casa-ward commute, grrr man.

Stopped at chief resale shop to make donation, generous we man.

Also donated extra grocery-bags for their use, thoughtful we man.

Thoroughly inspected store innards but found nothing to buy, no man.

Much stuff was half-price, too, sigh man.

We saw one of our ties that we had donated (probably donated back), recycle man.

Our brown dress-loafers got sold, probably to some loafer, loaf man.

Got nap with cat, much-needed zzz we and miu man.

Dished the warsher, by request she man.

Mrs. T-B. loquacious after 1 a.m., shut UP she man.

We told her to get the POTS contract, or else she man.

Mini-B. doing better so far at sleeping in own room & bed, wee man.

Leaving a flashlight on has helped, shed the light wee man.

De-dish cat prep minimal zzz man.

Wanted to pop Heap Strong Medicine before bed, sigh man.

And Mrs. T-B. will probably deny us our nap tomorrow, no zzz we man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

Yay!

They had a half price sale because all the good stuff was gone and nobody wanted the rest.

Good idea on the flash light.

Looks like she had fun! :)

Good! :D

And the cake looked delicious! :)

She did

Thanks, it was good.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,305

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Good!

I need a nap!

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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