The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[Ontarkie 14,307]

I read that the jockey didn't even whip it.

Now there's a horse that loves to run...

Great trip. There's a couple of pics in the bucket.

But now the older one must have caught a chill. Has a fever. Just took Tylenol....

Hope it's nothing, maybe too much sun and not getting sick.

Poor little Mini-B., sigh wee man.

He's had his own bed in his own room (contiguous to ours) for several months and was very proud about it at first, wee man. However, he awakens during the night and calls for Mrs. T-B., who has joined him (and, often, also the cat, miu man) in Mini-B.'s twin bed, wee and she and miu man. To preclude having to vacillate between beds multiple times per night, Mrs. T-B. typically just sleeps there, she zzz man.

This does little of benefit for Mrs. T-B.'s level of rest or her orthopedic well-being, no man.

Mrs. T-B. laid down the law tonight, telling Mini-B. that he must learn to sleep alone (or, with cat but minus Mrs. T-B., wee and miu but no she man). She told him that if he achieves this for Many (2x2x2-1) consecutive nights, he'll get a surprise, surprise man.

Mini-B. has been getting out of his bed in tears all night, wanting first Mrs. T-B. and then we to sleep with him, sigh wee man. His big sister the cat has jumped onto the bed several times but hasn't stayed, no consistent miu man. We have gotten into bed with Mini-B. a couple of times and have promptly lost most or all feeling in our upper & lower extremities, orthopedic/neurologic situation man.

Mini-B. is crying very bitterly, saying that he can't sleep by himself, tearful wee man. This even though we have put his pillow at the other end of his bed so that he can see us (we & Mrs. T-B.) in our bedroom, wee see man.

Mrs. T-B. has just read him a stern-sounding riot act in Spanish, fed-up she man. He has gotten quiet, shhh wee man, but we are unsure how long this might last, uncertain man.

What advice does the experienced parental crowd have, huh man?

Oh man I know that feeling.

The Tornado is similar, except I told her I wasn't getting up anymore to sleep in her bed and if she wanted me she could come quietly to our bed. She did that for about 6 months. Now all on her own she has been staying in her own bed. She asked for a Pinky Pie music box (my little pony) a few months ago I told her she had to earn it. So after a week we went and picked it up.

[SAT 9,609]

I think the kid caught a chill is all...

[Darnell 8,478]

Speaking of ugly, where's the 2 broke ####s from Texas.....

ya ya, whaddya want? tis time for a carputer for the yukon, so you can play the digital rip of Frozen all the time?

[SAT 9,609]

I have a tv in the Yukon....

Do you have any American Pharoah manure for sale?

I need it to fertilize my plants....

[Darnell 8,478]

Oh ######.......

http://nypost.com/2015/06/06/history-american-pharoah-wins-1st-triple-crown-in-37-years/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=breakingnews_exclusives&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Breaking%2520News

That's a Texas Horse.

How do you feel?

[SAT 9,609]

See post 994

[Darnell 8,478]

I have a tv in the Yukon....

so? I said 'carputer'..

[SAT 9,609]

And, he was bred in Kentucky, you dum ......

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pharoah

[Darnell 8,478]

my daughter has now learned to call me from her mother's phone......

I get calls from her from the second floor, when I'm on the third floor.....

it's really more fun when you use walkie talkies instead of handphones. get a pair, go have some real fun !

[SAT 9,609]

She has walkie talkies...

so? I said 'carputer'..

Again, you vera dum .....

I put about 1000 miles on the Yukon a year. What do I need a computer in there for.....

[Darnell 8,478]

What advice does the experienced parental crowd have, huh man?

attach a double loop of 4 ft bungee cord between his ankle and the bed post.

or get a white noise generator that displays colorful things on the ceiling.

[SAT 9,609]

Tarklars wife just uses little T as an excuse so she doesn't have to be in the same bed as Tark

attach a double loop of 4 ft bungee cord between his ankle and the bed post.

or get a white noise generator that displays colorful things on the ceiling.

For NYC, replace the word "bungee" with "chain"

And "bed post" with "radiator".

Edited June 7, 2015 by SAT

[Darnell 8,478]

She has walkie talkies...

so - replace the batteries, teach her the 'spy on Mommy' game.

[Darnell 8,478]

Tarklars wife just uses little T as an excuse so she doesn't have to be in the same bed as Tark

Hey - whatever works. For years, I thought it was her refusal to use the dishwasher, with Tark coming to bed after loading it or unloading it to find a sleeping wife, but it's much easier to manipulate the child to maintain abstinence, ya?

[Darnell 8,478]

I put about 1000 miles on the Yukon a year. What do I need a computer in there for.....

downloading internet porn whilst hunting?

fbi sting ops support?

the possibilities are endless. I use mines for the geo-caching game in the urban zones.