The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

No it wouldn't, he'd try to haggle you down....

Now what did you fix the hillbilly for supper?

[Ontarkie 14,307]

Nothing he didn't eat!

I made hot dogs and kraft dinner (mac and cheese) for the kids

How was the zoo trip

[Jacque67 7,328]

Oh ######.......

http://nypost.com/2015/06/06/history-american-pharoah-wins-1st-triple-crown-in-37-years/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=breakingnews_exclusives&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Breaking%2520News

For a minute I thought Pharoah was the oldest racing horses in history!

[NikLR 13,228]

Wow! Thats so amazing!

[NikLR 13,228]

He led the whole time and was pulling away at the end! Incredible.

[SAT 9,609]

For a minute I thought Pharoah was the oldest racing horses in history!

He led the whole time and was pulling away at the end! Incredible.

I read that the jockey didn't even whip it.

Now there's a horse that loves to run...

Nothing he didn't eat!

I made hot dogs and kraft dinner (mac and cheese) for the kids

How was the zoo trip

Great trip. There's a couple of pics in the bucket.

But now the older one must have caught a chill. Has a fever. Just took Tylenol....

[NikLR 13,228]

Oh i saw the vid, the whip was going at the end but Espinoza was pretty chill the whole race otherwise.

[NikLR 13,228]

Well pedigreed that horse. Sire and Dam didn't do much but he's got some greats in there 2+ spots back.

[SAT 9,609]

That horse is much more than a triple crown winner. He saved the sport.

[NikLR 13,228]

I agree. We need more too. but one is a start!

[TBoneTX 45,600]

Im always waiting for, noodled mrsTB, rawr man. Lol!

We've already established that you haven't been married as long as we have, see Niki-B. ma'am.

And a male cheap bastage is known as an "El Tarque"

And a response as lame as this is always known as coming from El Steveklar, yawn man.

1. I got to sleep in a bit

2. then the Tornado woke up to pee! Then the Sea monkey was next

Many. Now the Hillbilly is making breakfast for himself!

1. Not in your job description, no D ma'am. Reported!!!

2. In their job descriptions, weewee ma'am and man.

Many. El trabajo del esposo [the job of the husband], sigh man.

Edited June 7, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,600]

And then the hillbilly got up to pee......

Always in a real man's job description, pee man.

I'm trying to earn a spot on the cruise....T-bone makes great customers I hope to get more!

English-only etc., D ma'am. Reported!!!

I get calls from her from the second floor, when I'm on the Many'rd floor.....

She's desperately trying to teach you P-math so that you know the real floor that you're on, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,600]

He led the whole time and was pulling away at the end! Incredible.

"GOL-lee, Wil-burrrrr!"

That horse is much more than a Manyple crown winner.

Number of horse-crowns corrected, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,600]

Poor little Mini-B., sigh wee man.

He's had his own bed in his own room (contiguous to ours) for several months and was very proud about it at first, wee man. However, he awakens during the night and calls for Mrs. T-B., who has joined him (and, often, also the cat, miu man) in Mini-B.'s twin bed, wee and she and miu man. To preclude having to vacillate between beds multiple times per night, Mrs. T-B. typically just sleeps there, she zzz man.

This does little of benefit for Mrs. T-B.'s level of rest or her orthopedic well-being, no man.

Mrs. T-B. laid down the law tonight, telling Mini-B. that he must learn to sleep alone (or, with cat but minus Mrs. T-B., wee and miu but no she man). She told him that if he achieves this for Many (2x2x2-1) consecutive nights, he'll get a surprise, surprise man.

Mini-B. has been getting out of his bed in tears all night, wanting first Mrs. T-B. and then we to sleep with him, sigh wee man. His big sister the cat has jumped onto the bed several times but hasn't stayed, no consistent miu man. We have gotten into bed with Mini-B. a couple of times and have promptly lost most or all feeling in our upper & lower extremities, orthopedic/neurologic situation man.

Mini-B. is crying very bitterly, saying that he can't sleep by himself, tearful wee man. This even though we have put his pillow at the other end of his bed so that he can see us (we & Mrs. T-B.) in our bedroom, wee see man.

Mrs. T-B. has just read him a stern-sounding riot act in Spanish, fed-up she man. He has gotten quiet, shhh wee man, but we are unsure how long this might last, uncertain man.

What advice does the experienced parental crowd have, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,600]

Saturday report, see intact in one place man:

Hit the GS trail half an hour later than usual, needed more zzz man.

First dropped dry-cleaning for later-in-day pickup, efficient man.

Itinerary, signage, & drive-by GSs all a bonanza, see take man:

-- perfectly-fitting, dry-cleaned dress shirt = $1, steal man

-- Many (2+1) cans garbanzo beans + can of cream of mushroom soup = $1, steal man

-- pocket T-shirt = $2, OK man

-- 2 Mini-B. shirts + Many (2+2) underwears = $2, OK man

-- unopened/fresh/large bottle of Vitamin C, 2 packs of envelopes, pack of

mailing-labels = $2, steal man

-- beach towel, Many (2x2x2-1) warshcloths, half-pack tall kitchen bags,

unexpired/unopened pound package angel-hair pasta = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2), whee man

Only one itinerary GS a dud, only one other phantom, only two man. Hot Chamber of Commerce weather, whee man.

Gassed & warshed T-B.-mobile, necessary man.

Returned to casa before noon to enable Mrs. T-B.'s exit for gym & errands, bye she man.

Lunched at home with Mini-B., we and wee ingest man.

Took Mini-B. to supermarket to use $Many gift card, visit nearly free man.

Out-pigged on ice cream at Baskin-Robbins with Mini-B., mutually enjoyable man.

Back at casa, tried not to doze off while Mini-B. played Monster Trucks, energetic wee man.

Killed half an hour after Mrs. T-B.'s return, awaiting readiness of dry-cleaning man.

Warshed kitchen rags/lawnmowing attire/GS purchases, very full load man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, efficient man.

Returned to casa for 2-hour nap, much-needed man.

Took brood to Mexican restaurant with free-entree coupon, free man.

Stuffed selves to gills and still had leftovers, incomplete ingest man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Faced issues in thread above, sigh wee man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', non-Commie-babes with +1 inventories!