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NikLR
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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

N-o-l-a
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The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

Ontarkie
Ontarkie

Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

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Awe so cute!

Yay for the fix boat!

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Tornado alarms keep going off.

On the good side i now have furniture.

If the tornado alarms keep going off, off will go your furniture, bye Niki-B. furniture man.

I fell asleep with the sea monkey over 2 hours

Enjoy it, D ma'am, because this is NOT in his job description, no D ma'am.

Unless under "other duties as assigned," perhaps man.

So, last week my boss quit. :dance:

This week, I find out they're using an outside recruitment agency to source candidates. :(

Next week, who knows? :unsure:

I could very well be looking elsewhere for a job to hang my hat on. Unless, of course, upper management opens their eyes (and brains). :P

Fotos of quit boss, outside agency, next week, hat, and upper management's brains or it didn't happen, see or no man.

I didn't marry for money

We are now truly in love and insist on knowing where you were when we were single, D ma'am.

Baby swans are called cygnets. Not ducklings. lol

Proper critter-diminutives outside the idiot forums, Steveklar man!!! REPORTED!!!!!

We like: owlets, eaglets, piglets, lets like them man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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The father goose tried to bite me man.....

A male goose is called a gander, bite you man. [headsmack, sigh man]

A man sat down to write out his order for his Christmas geese, see man.

He wrote, "Dear Butcher: Please send me my Christmas gooses."

He scratched that out and wrote, "Please send me my Christmas geeses."

Finally, he started all over. "Dear Butcher: Please send me my Christmas goose. P.S. And while you're at it, add another one."

Hee heeeeeee, man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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End-Friday end-report, see man:

Just made weekly quota in sales of pre-owned toilet seats, whee man.

Awful casa-ward commute, grrr man.

Rant, see man: Do NOT lolligag when the light is green, but then zoom through it when it turns yellow on you, grrr man. This should be a State Jail Felony, grrr man.

Rant #2, see too man: At red lights, do NOT stop 2 car lengths back of the one in front of you, no man. This enables vehicles from the contiguous lane to weasel in, thus congesting our lane further and remoting (cool new verb) the possibility that any of the rest of us will make it through the light if it ever turns green, grrr man.

Rant #Many, grrr man: When the light turns green and you are first in line, DRIVE, grrr man. If you're first in line, you have a formal responsibility, grrr man.

Arrived at casa to find frazzled Mrs. T-B., frazzle she man.

Explanation from she man, see man: "Mini-B. wears me out, wee man," said she man.

Mini-B. at little neighbor's casa, play wee man.

Mrs. T-B. pulled a Tiff by not cooking, rare around here man.

Mrs. T-B. took two Subway coupons and drove off, slurrrrrrrp man.

We urgently changed attire and began mow-lawning, weekly job of husband man.

Mow-lawning & blow-pavementing completed in just over an hour, efficiency man.

We stopped only to change sweatbands (used Many [2+2], par or just under quota man).

Lawn looks damned best in 'hood yet again, whee man.

Our body not as destroyed as usual, sculpted masterpiece of fitness man.

Suspected solo hormiga-bite neutralized during shower, escaped a bite me man.

Watched peripatetic Mini-B. zoom cars around floor, active wee man.

Saw Mrs. T-B. actually get Mini-B. into bed, amazing diplomacy she man.

Mini-B. zonked out rather soon, rather surprising wee zzz man.

We ate Subway offering and attempted brief nap, ingest and zzz man.

Cat opted to zzz on downstairs couch, miu separate zzz and sigh we man.

We think that we fell asleep during last few allotted nap-minutes, brief zzz man.

Watched late TV news, see man.

Dished the warsher, chiefly silverware man.

Gave Mrs. T-B. $Many amazon.com gift certificate for new camera, foto-bug she man.

A great Many itinerary GSs for morn, whee man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', non-Commie-babes with lucrative +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

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I got to sleep in a bit, then the Tornado woke up to pee! Then the Sea monkey was next :(

Now the Hillbilly is making breakfast for himself!

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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