The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

Rant, grrr man:

Went to restroom, pee man.

Yellow sign should say, "Caution: Do Not Trip Over Sign on Dry Floor that Says 'Caution: Wet Floor,'" grrr man.

El trabajo de el tárque, es hecho un signo por a bano....

[TBoneTX 46,309]

Sólo el Inglés está permitida fuera del grupos de debate regionales! Informó!!!

[SAT 9,609]

tu informo me?

I unformo tu!

a Stretcha!

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch, this ése aqui tengo un cohónes to say yo no hablo inglés aqui....

[Asia 2,499]

Good evening!

[Asia 2,499]

Came here in the evening my time to say that I'll be off for a few days... till Sunday evening

Gonna visit my sister, my two older nephews and the youngest one for the first time!

Have a great Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday!

[SAT 9,609]

What??

You get on from your sister's house young lady! And with sister and nephew pics now!

[Asia 2,499]

Now? It's impossible, since I'm still in my house

And when I'm at my sister's I don't have time to log on, since I'm spending all my time playing with my nephews

Edited June 3, 2015 by Asia

[Darnell 8,479]

Rant, grrr man:

Went to restroom, pee man.

Yellow sign should say, "Caution: Do Not Trip Over Sign on Dry Floor that Says 'Caution: Wet Floor,'" grrr man.

I wear long shorts these days,

and unfortunately, my legs are hairy -

so when I handle my business into almost ANY urinal,

well, I get the splatter (no matter which angle I use) back onto my hairy legs.

I despise smelling like my own urine, much less anyone else's, so after the 11th episode these 2 weeks, I'm resigned to handle my business in the handicapped stall.

grrrr.

You have this problem, Tarklar, as well? or do you keep yer legs shiny smooth?

Now? It's impossible, since I'm still in my house

And when I'm at my sister's I don't have time to log on, since I'm spending all my time playing with my nephews

OK - we would all 'settle' for a 'messy hair-Asia' photo, something current with these last 72 hours.

Edited June 3, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Now? It's impossible, since I'm still in my house

And when I'm at my sister's I don't have time to log on, since I'm spending all my time playing with my nephews

Yeah...the word "now" is just an add on..

[SAT 9,609]

I wear long shorts these days,

and unfortunately, my legs are hairy -

so when I handle my business into almost ANY urinal,

well, I get the splatter (no matter which angle I use) back onto my hairy legs.

I despise smelling like my own urine, much less anyone else's, so after the 11th episode these 2 weeks, I'm resigned to handle my business in the handicapped stall.

Try like hitting the sidewall at like a 150 degree angle of attack, any splatter should be directed forward.....

I gotta teach you how ta pee?

You need to get back to yard patrol....

Edited June 3, 2015 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,565]

1. Time corrected, oj egad.

2. We don't KNOW that, oj nie -- it could have been Many o'clock or Many o'clock, oj see.

Many. Steveklar's appalling or wanton ignorance adversely affecting Asia's P-math skills! Reported!!!

Its burial at sea in a murky pool of vile liquid that contained, in part, coffee grounds, eggshells, rancid chocolate milk, an unidentified sauce, and the floating corpses of dead kitchen hormigas, that's why man. Said silverware bin in sink also contained knives and unidentified sharp kitchen implements all facing in various directions, see man. We must wear hazmat gloves every time when preparing to dish the warsher, oj sigh.

1. Depending on when Many was, in or not in his job description, D ma'am.

2. In her job description, wee ma'am.

You had to curbside the garbage, D ma'am? Around here, it's el trabajo del esposo (the job of the husband), sigh man. Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

Nueva York zero, that's how, see man.

Yes I tend to do many things that should be the Husbands job and he has been told how I feel about the lack of his jobs! He still needs training or a bat!

Um....yes they did lol

Oh hush!

Came here in the evening my time to say that I'll be off for a few days... till Sunday evening

Gonna visit my sister, my two older nephews and the youngest one for the first time!

Have a great Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday!

I thought you've been there since he was born. You are going to have a blast!

Now? It's impossible, since I'm still in my house

And when I'm at my sister's I don't have time to log on, since I'm spending all my time playing with my nephews

Yay for playing kids, what a good Auntie

I wear long shorts these days,

and unfortunately, my legs are hairy -

so when I handle my business into almost ANY urinal,

well, I get the splatter (no matter which angle I use) back onto my hairy legs.

I despise smelling like my own urine, much less anyone else's, so after the 11th episode these 2 weeks, I'm resigned to handle my business in the handicapped stall.

grrrr.

You have this problem, Tarklar, as well? or do you keep yer legs shiny smooth?

OK - we would all 'settle' for a 'messy hair-Asia' photo, something current with these last 72 hours.

Ewwww, and ewww

[SAT 9,609]

Did little Luke duke get a shot in da butt?

[NikLR 13,232]

Well that was interesting. It's gone now. but it was interesting.

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Did little Luke duke get a shot in da butt?

He got two shots.