The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

Here's a pic of Hillbilly mowing the lawn.....

Yes they are picking up some bad habits!

Ah they're becoming Americans

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Here's a pic of Hillbilly mowing the lawn.....

Ah they're becoming Americans

Nope Hillbilly is to cheap to have anything to ride on to cut the grass.

I need to smack it out of them, I won't put up with that

[SAT 9,609]

used riding lawn mowers around here are like uselessly dirt cheap.....

Ya want me ta send you one?

[SAT 9,609]

Tark's lawn mower.....

[Ontarkie 14,565]

used riding lawn mowers around here are like uselessly dirt cheap.....

Ya want me ta send you one?

Lol the shipping would be more then the mower.

Tark's lawn mower.....

He would love to get one of those, I won't let him as I know who will be stuck cutting the grass.

[SAT 9,609]

Lol the shipping would be more then the mower.

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Have Hillbilly come up and drive it back down.......

[Ontarkie 14,565]

lol

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Working my butt off trying to get my instagraming done before I take the sea monkey to the ped's.

Need to set up the Tornado soon for her appointment but I think that one will be a nightmare. She may surprised me as she is full of them but I doubt it!

[SAT 9,609]

Poor Luke.....

[Ontarkie 14,565]

I know I hate putting them through that, they need to make a vaccine patch! Oh man I need to be a scientist that is a great idea! Now I bet someone will beat me to it

[TBoneTX 46,306]

1. Yeah, it was Many:Many2 am my time when you posted that

2. so definitely morning over here

1. Time corrected, oj egad.

2. We don't KNOW that, oj nie -- it could have been Many o'clock or Many o'clock, oj see.

Many. Steveklar's appalling or wanton ignorance adversely affecting Asia's P-math skills! Reported!!!

Why is/was it so hard to hand-warsh one single fork?

Its burial at sea in a murky pool of vile liquid that contained, in part, coffee grounds, eggshells, rancid chocolate milk, an unidentified sauce, and the floating corpses of dead kitchen hormigas, that's why man. Said silverware bin in sink also contained knives and unidentified sharp kitchen implements all facing in various directions, see man. We must wear hazmat gloves every time when preparing to dish the warsher, oj sigh.

1. The sea monkey slept past Many

2. but the Tornado pretty much woke him

1. Depending on when Many was, in or not in his job description, D ma'am.

2. In her job description, wee ma'am.

Can you believe all the older boys chose to forget to take the garbage and recycling out to the road last night?

I had to take it out this morning

You had to curbside the garbage, D ma'am? Around here, it's el trabajo del esposo (the job of the husband), sigh man. Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

How can NY compare to a state whose motto is.....

"Wrestling is real!"

Nueva York zero, that's how, see man.

Edited June 3, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,306]

1. Nope Hillbilly is to cheap

2. I need to smack it out of them, I won't put up with that

1. No such thing as being "too" cheap, no D ma'am.

2. Do not irk, cross, or toy with the fearsome Ontarklar, no and shudder man!

used riding lawn mowers around here are like uselessly dirt cheap.....

Ya want me ta send you one?

We will wait until they, including shipping, are dirt-free, price is right man, and then accept your offer, si man.

Tark's lawn mower.....

Grandpa T-B. had one like that, and we used it when young, worked fine man.

they need to make a vaccine patch! Oh man I need to be a scientist that is a great idea! Now I bet someone will beat me to it

Our line of pre-owned medical toilet seats (available by means of doctor's prescription only) administers vaccinations through the skin of one's hindquarters, easy man. Look for ads and money-saving coupons in medical journal near you, whee man!

[TBoneTX 46,306]

Rant, grrr man:

Went to restroom, pee man.

Yellow sign should say, "Caution: Do Not Trip Over Sign on Dry Floor that Says 'Caution: Wet Floor,'" grrr man.

[TBoneTX 46,306]

Hump-Day half-report, half-Humped man:

Slept for first time in Many (2+1) nights, but not long enough, groggy zzz man.

Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. already awake since Many a.m. (2+2+2 a.m.), wee and she man.

Half-crazed on cough-syrup & Pepto-Bismol, phlegmatic intestinal fartitude man.

Frustrating inbound commute, light traffic but all turtles man.

Only an accumulation of cumulus clouds, no rain man.

Weekly quota of pre-owned toilet seats achievable, forecast man.

Must focus on same, despite opportunity to soliloquize, $i despite we we we we man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with lucrative +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Oh man I need to be a scientist that is a great idea! Now I bet someone will beat me to it

Um....yes they did lol