The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

I know it's a bit late, but do they stop screaming when you squeeze their testicles hard and bite off the left earlobe?

just asking...

suggest next time, write in sharpie pen on the bag, words of yer own choosing.

1- na, they pay me to keep them outta trouble.....and believe me you, some of these ######s belong in jail......

2- She even took the new bagel toaster I bought!

3- More eating and ###### drinking tomorrow......

man I gotta get outta this line of work........it's not for me......

I shoulda jumped right on the Durst bandwagon.......

lol you should of called in sick

Tomorrow I'll call in sick......

[SAT 9,609]

well, another vacation shower......

[SAT 9,609]

I should go do this.....sell tickets for the staten island ferry (which is free) to fooks.......

http://7online.com/news/man-faces-charges-after-selling-tourists-fake-staten-island-ferry-tickets/756942/

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of belonging in jail, where's Tark......

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1. I went back to bed at Many slept till Many

2. when he is cranky all he wants is for me to hold him.

1. Time of zzz lengthened or shortened, oj tak D ma'am.

2. It's in his job description, see D ma'am.

Tiff made me ramen. She used 2 bags ramen, 1 pack flavoring. Tastes like ######......

Such a gourmet cook you married, sigh man. What inspired these august culinary efforts? Is she feverish, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Maybe if I don't touch it, it'll fix itself......

Maybe if you hired fix-people, it would be ready now and your life and undamaged body would be your own, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

More gripping details about Friday eve's mow-lawning, see man:

-- not one mosquito, no bite us man; and

-- not one jhormiga del fuego, where are they man.

-- The mowing up-freed us to do what we wanted today before the monsoon, whee man.

Toward that end, Saturday & GS report, see both man:

Awoke after only a barely Many hours' worth of sleep, grog man.

Hit GS trail pretty much at usual time, hit man.

Dropped dry-cleaning for later same-day pickup, efficient man.

Warshed the filthy T-B.-mobile, de-grime man, with idea to garage it pre-monsoon, plan man.

Hit a bare Many itinerary GSs plus a couple of drive-bys, see the latter man.

The take, see man:

-- brand new dishmat; bathmat; Many (2+2+2) Cannon warshcloths; book for Mini-B.

= $Many ($2+2), OK man

-- Many (2+1) bath towels = $1, steal man

-- dress-shirt + Rbt. Stovelli silk tie = $3, deal man

-- almost-unused white Dexter deck-shoes* = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2), satisfying man

*These, like black deck-shoes from Friday morn, still had price-tag attached, for $Many & $Many ($2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2+1] and $2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2+2]) respectively, whee man.

Last GSs in neighborhood of Aldi Foods, convenient man.

Subdued weekly grocery list at Aldi Foods, convenient man.

Headed casa-ward after 2 hours out, efficient man.

At casa, handyman repairing gutters, deal man.

Had nice caucus with him, interesting man.

Born U.S. citizen, bilingual Americano man.

Last of his Many (2+2+1) kids graduated hyskool the eve before, free man.

He retired U.S. Army after Many-&-a-half (2x2x2x2+[2x2+2+1-&-a-half]) years, respect he man.

He visited more countries than U.S. states, well-traveled he man.

He handymanned to earn "pocket money" outside of his day job, motivated he man.

Mrs. T-B. found him via referral from an amiga, well-networked she man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. then returned from Somewhere, she & wee man.

Mrs. T-B. attempted to give Mini-B. a haircut, she cut wee man.

Mini-B. objected to having even one, let alone Many, of his hairs cut, oj nie wee man.

Mrs. T-B. blew stack and ordered us to take Mini-B. to paid haircut place, obey she man.

Mini-B. tearful on short trip, no glee wee man.

We encouraged him, we man-to-wee man.

Barberette remembered Mini-B., she repeat wee man.

Mini-B. tearful and balky, no glee wee man.

We & barberette mollified Mini-B. with "it'll be over soon, si man," we & she to wee man.

Mini-B. sulkily accepted this reasoning, wee man.

Mini-B. up-perked when shaver tickled back of neck, giggle wee man.

Mini-B. picked orange lollipop at end of trauma, satisfied wee man.

Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. proud of new haircut, handsome wee man.

We warshed kitchen rags + GS purchases, very full load man.

We got a Many-hour nap, wow we zzz man.

We awoke just in time to retrieve dry-cleaning before monsoon began, timing man.

Mrs. T-B. sad about missing a baby-shower but was scared of weather, rightfully she man.

Just as she discussed this, the skies monsooned, great balls of thunder man.

Brood watched melodramatic weather-reports on TV, special pre-emptions man.

Amiga called Mrs. T-B. to say that they feared not making baby-shower, on monsooned road man.

Mrs. T-B. felt less bad about decision to forgo baby-shower, still-sad she man.

We offered dinner out at Denny's, delighted Mrs. T-B. she man.

Brood piled into Mrs.-T-B.-mobile and set forth in blinding rain, intrepid man.

Dinner duly ingested at Denny's, ingest we and she and wee man.

Would not give us our rightful discount, grrr man.

Was still not a bad deal, sigh man.

Returned casa-ward in diminishing monsoon, brood man.

Gutters not perfect in monsoon but far better than before, improvement man.

Read all Many new books to Mini-B., wee man.

Played Cars/Trains/Helicopters with Mini-B., inventive wee man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Played Wrappers with delighted cat, miu man.

Mrs. T-B. downstairs doing something intense on computer, she man.

Must de-dish the warsher, mandatory man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with undistributed +1 inventories!

[hikergirl 277]

Okay, got home to two biometrics letters yesterday. One for me and one for the former teen. They have us both scheduled for Charleston.

They have her address. Why send to me? Oh and she didn’t get her own extension letter. If she wants to go home for a visit what does she do?

Oh well, her and hubby had already talked and she was excited about a road trip.

[SAT 9,609]

Okay, got home to two biometrics letters yesterday. One for me and one for the former teen. They have us both scheduled for Charleston.

They have her address. Why send to me? Oh and she didn’t get her own extension letter. If she wants to go home for a visit what does she do?

Oh well, her and hubby had already talked and she was excited about a road trip.

Get advanced parole?

If she's just going to Canada, she can just use her Canadian passport too, right? Carry your extension letter.

[Ontarkie 14,296]

Okay, got home to two biometrics letters yesterday. One for me and one for the former teen. They have us both scheduled for Charleston.

They have her address. Why send to me? Oh and she didn’t get her own extension letter. If she wants to go home for a visit what does she do?

Oh well, her and hubby had already talked and she was excited about a road trip.

We never got an extension letter for the kids either. I think if she wants to leave she will need a stamp or her on letter, there is nothing on your letter about her so I wouldn't trust it.

[SAT 9,609]

Maybe if you hired fix-people, it would be ready now and your life and undamaged body would be your own, si man.

You fookazoid, I have boat people that'll fix it free. But unlike you, I like being hands on....

[NikLR 13,228]

We never got an extension letter for the kids either. I think if she wants to leave she will need a stamp or her on letter, there is nothing on your letter about her so I wouldn't trust it.

If I remember from Ms. Hogan, her letter pertains to both of her kids too so if hikergirl's kiddo wants to go to Canada she needs Hikergirl's letter. OR, preferably IMHO, an I-551 stamp on her passport. She may need the original letter to get that though. Not sure.

I dunno what to do about the biometrics letter not in a town where she lives. Contact USCIS?

I can't believe mine is like next week. I figured I'd have a month of notice or something. Thankfully I'm working overnights that week so I should make it just fine. My office specifically states you need an appointment unless you're military.

[SAT 9,609]

Where everybody go......

[Darnell 8,478]

#Lunchtime !

hey Stevklar - what's fer lunch?

[Ontarkie 14,296]

If I remember from Ms. Hogan, her letter pertains to both of her kids too so if hikergirl's kiddo wants to go to Canada she needs Hikergirl's letter. OR, preferably IMHO, an I-551 stamp on her passport. She may need the original letter to get that though. Not sure.

I dunno what to do about the biometrics letter not in a town where she lives. Contact USCIS?

I can't believe mine is like next week. I figured I'd have a month of notice or something. Thankfully I'm working overnights that week so I should make it just fine. My office specifically states you need an appointment unless you're military.

No clue but we were told each child would need and extension letter, and I was the only one who got one. It doesn't mention their name or their a's.

As for the appointments is there one in her town too? Heck for us we had to go to another state for biometrics so it wouldn't make a difference.

Weird they only gave you a weeks notice, maybe someone messed up sending out the letter.

Where everybody go......

I went for a nap.