The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[Ontarkie 14,286]

Great minds think alike

It is a lot of work, but very rewarding. Glad you're able to do it.

So sad, how many moms can't who really wish they could.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Your life savings, in nickels and dimes?

Moot question, moot man, because nobody cooked you anything, virtual guarantee man.

And, you cheap of nature, get rid of your wife's Pontiac and get her a Honda like Niki.....

We got her a wheelbarrow, yee-haaaaa man.

Woke up to many many messages about pots!!

From our attorneys, ready to nail you for embezzlement and breach of contract, D ma'am.

Now I'm working at all these pots

Better be working to straighten oot (Canadian spelling) your paperwork and get it filed, or the boom will be lowered, eh D ma'am.

Great minds think alike

It is a lot of work, but very rewarding. Glad you're able to do it.

So sad, how many moms can't who really wish they could.

Si, ma'ams. Furthermore, the last time we suggested that Mrs. T-B. get a job, she broke out in hives, she man.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Sunday & Special ES Reports, see both man:

Awoke in not much back-pain, low ouch man.

Ate delicious breakfast, cooked by Tiff Mrs. T-B., of pancakes & eggs, ingest man.

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to Mama T-B.'s, she took he to senior she man.

Mrs. T-B. then continued on errands (transl.: spending $$$), $he man.

After starting Laundry Load #1, we roaded ourself, opportunity man.

We returned to yesterday's ES, to arrive by noon o'clock, si man.

Discount from Many a.m. till noon o'clock = Many% (half-off), fair man.

Discount = Many% (half-off + half-of-half-off) after noon o'clock, whee man.

We had had our eye on a newish Many-inch (2x2x2x2x2x2-2") suitcase, saw man.

We were hoping that it was still there, hope man.

'Twas a red Atlantic suitcase, almost exactly like our grizzled one, twin man.

Had been used once at most, by inspection & by attestation of ES lady, see and she man.

Original asking price was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2), too mucho man.

It was still there, at half-of-half-of-$Many ($2x2x2x2+2+1 - half-of-half a buck), whee man.

We up-snapped it, steal of the year man.

We got it to & into the casa before Mrs. T-B. returned, easily man.

We admitted it to her later and she didn't smack us, nonviolent she man.

We are fully Many% thrilled, whee glee man.

Continued with LLs #2, #Many, #Many, & #Many, all-day job good grief man.

Changed our & Mini-B.'s beds, job of backaching husband man.

Took nap with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Finally finished LLs #2, #Many, #Many, & #Many, Thread Laundress report man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked spaghetti alfredo with turkey meatballs, ingest man.

Dished and de-dished the warsher, strike while cooking-glop still fresh man.

Played cars/trucks/ramps/helicopters with imaginative Mini-B., wee man.

Made first Many lunches of week, job of husband man.

Paid a great $Many in bills, grrr man.

Overdosed on mega-bag of Costco cheaps, over-ingest man.

Cat prep (including Heap Strong back-medicine) zzz man.

Shall caucus in morn with lawyers re the devious Ontarklar's financial treachery, $i man.

Steveklar needs to pick new thread name imminently, job of Steveklar man.

Mornin', non-Commie- and non-babes with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,286]

THe HIllbilly made too much noise and woke the Sea monkey Not sleeping in late I hope this doesn't mean our later wake up times are now scrapped

[SAT 9,609]

Dam that catfish frying hillbilly....

[Asia 2,498]

Good afternoon!

1. Here are the rules, oj see: One team gets the ball and has Many plays to progress Many yards, oj tak. If they attain the Many yards, they keep the ball; otherwise, they don't, oj nie. They score by kicking field goals (worth Many points) or scoring touchdowns (worth Many points), oj tak. Whichever team is ahead after the end of the Many'th half-of-halfer wins, oj glee. Easy to understand, oj tak!

I know how the points are being scored, but there is so many breaks/pauses/whatever it is called during the game (that there's more of them than a game actually), that seems confusing and boring really

[Asia 2,498]

Gracias, Niki-B. ma'am. (We originally read this as "happy blasted birthday," which they're rapidly becoming, egad man.)

Definition for the Day, see man:

Optimist, n. - a guy who goes out in a canoe to look for Moby-Dicque, armed with a harpoon and a jar of tartar sauce.

LOL

Happy belayed Birthday from me too!

[Ontarkie 14,286]

Welcome back Asia!

How was your vacation?

[Asia 2,498]

Welcome back, Ontarkie!

It was good! Tho I'm not used to the constant talking my godson is practicing, but sometimes he's SO funny, so his talking is forgiven

And how was yours?

[SAT 9,609]

Ah there's Asia....

[SAT 9,609]

Free donuts in my office....

[SAT 9,609]

Did you guys see this clip? Made in China escalator, where's the emergency stop switch?

This woman gets killed. Like a James bond movie...

http://www.chinapress.com.my/node/640973

[Asia 2,498]

Did you guys see this clip? Made in China escalator, where's the emergency stop switch?

This woman gets killed. Like a James bond movie...

http://www.chinapress.com.my/node/640973

OMG!!!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Did you guys see this clip? Made in China escalator, where's the emergency stop switch?

This woman gets killed. Like a James bond movie...

http://www.chinapress.com.my/node/640973

Every time I see one of their huge mine disasters that kills like 1000 miners, I think, the lax safety regulations must be intentional on the part of their government to thin out the population...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Great minds think alike

It is a lot of work, but very rewarding. Glad you're able to do it.

So sad, how many moms can't who really wish they could.

I didn't realize until my recent due date group how many moms actually wanted to stay home, but couldn't. Although, I suspect some of it is lifestyle choices - nicer house, nicer cars, etc.