The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

<sigh> what kinda Arkasaw resident is he man......do I have to teach him how to be a hillbilly?

Does he know? Here, lemme present a hillbilly powerpoint......

Now go get him a wheelbarrow for his birthday, he love you long time.....

[Ontarkie 14,286]

Lmao Nice one Steve!

[SAT 9,609]

Thank you.....

Just got back from dinner.

So I took 10 kids to the amusement park earlier...little Gump included....

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There was a wheelbarrow BBQ grill pic that didn't show in that post....

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Tiff's aunt borrowed my small cooler again.....

I need that 1 cooler today! Grrrr........

That's the problem with having stuff, people borrow it and aren't in a hurry to return it.....

That's the problem with marrying Tiff into Tiff's family, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

I told hubs car would need some winter tires. Got the "they're all seasons" bologna. Yeah, they're "summer" all seasons, not real all seasons. LOL

LOL that anyone would live in a place where one would even have to think about seasonal tyres, nothing personal Niki-B. ma'am.

1. A clogged CAT will cause a car to run a little on the hot side, do you have that problem?

2. take it to an upholstry place, they'll fix it for cheap.

1. When the CAT is clogged, we give her a LAXATIVE, miu poo man.

2. We have a great many Mexican places here that fix such for cheap, Texas Many most everywhere else zero man.

People still get winter tires?

Where' the +Many button, huh man?

The Hillbilly deos not own a wheelbarrow

Get him one, D ma'am -- he love you long time, si D ma'am.

1. Just got back from dinner.

2. So I took Many kids to the amusement park earlier...little Gump included....

1. Uncooked by Tiff again, we'd bet our life's savings of $Many man.

2. Mini-B.'s little amigo spent nearly all day here, and we (and even more so, Mrs. T-B.) are exhausted, wow man.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Saturday & GS reports, see and see man:

Back felt great all Friday, miracle man, and tolerably upon wake-up, acceptable man.

Cat had deposited wrapper in bedroom overnight, hopeful miu man.

Roaded ourself in good time, whee man.

Hottest day of year so far, Texas Many degrees Nueva York zero man.

Hit two GSs before dropping stuff at dry-cleaners in time for same-day pickup man.

Hit Many itinerary GSs, several signage GSs, and one ES, eclectic man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 shirts for MIni-B. = half a buck, steal man

-- book "The Roly-Poly Spider" for Mini-B. = half of half a buck, deal man

-- set of nearly-new dominoes = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- Many (2+2+1) pot-lids for Mrs. T-B. = $Many ($2+1), complete steal man

-- 2 pants, 2 underwear, shirt for Mini-B. = $1, complete steal man

Total = $Many, steal man

For once, all advertised GSs were actually non-phantom, whee man.

Also picked up annual registration sticker for Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, necessary evil man.

Mrs. T-B. called to say that Mrs.-T-B.-mobile was running on fumes, empty gas man.

At noon, dropped purchases at casa, return man.

Mrs. T-B. most pleased with pot-lids, bonanza man.

Mini-B. & little amigo playing rambunctiously, wee and wee man.

Ate delicious turkey sandwiches, prepared by Tiff Mrs. T-B., for lunch, ingest man.

Took Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to Costco, take chance of stalling man.

Despite several red lights & massive traffic, nursed Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to Costco, whew man.

Spent a great $Many at Costco, usual occurrence man.

Exhausted by chaotic cacophony, usual occurrence man.

Could not put purchases in trunk immediately, no man.

Chinese lady trying to back van into adjacent space took Many minutes, seriously man.

Husband finally replaced her as driver, what took so long man.

Wife exited, saying "I no can back," duh man.

Meanwhile, refrigerated stuff cooked itself in the cart, nicely fried man.

Entanked more Costco gas than tank purportedly holds, must've been really empty man.

Stopped at label place to get new registration sticker installed, by expert man.

Returned to casa, quite tired man.

Encountered no resistance to taking a nap, green-lighted zzz man.

Warshered full load of kitchen rags, early bird warshes worm man.

Napped for hour & half, dead to world man.

Awoke to find Mini-B. & amigo trying on all of our shoes, junior executive wee and wee man.

Dryered kitchen rags, process-control man.

Warshered yesterday's new queen sheets, to be embedded tomorrow man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked frozen pizzas, delectable ingestation man.

Mrs. T-B. returned little amigo to casa, ciao wee man.

Exhausted Mini-B. wanted to read new book, just attentive enough wee man.

We read new book to Mini-B., we to wee man.

Mini-B. requested two more books, read we to wee man.

Mrs. T-B. returned to prep Mini-B. for bed, exhausted wee man.

Mini-B. out like little light, exhausted wee man.

Folded kitchen rags & dryered new sheets, process-control man.

Kanoodled with Mrs. T-B., see if Niki-B. is attentive here man.

Folded new sheets, end pre-Thread Laundress report till tomorrow man.

Announced to cat the bowls from which we shall be eating this week, miu man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Nearly too tired to de-dish said warsher, but shall wait up anyway, intrepid man.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Have de-dished and catted, si and miu man.

Now prep and zzz man.

Mornin', non-Commie- and non-babes with +1 inventories!

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1. Uncooked by Tiff again, we'd bet our life's savings of $Many man.

Your life savings, in nickels and dimes?

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And, you cheap of nature, get rid of your wife's Pontiac and get her a Honda like Niki.....

[Ontarkie 14,286]

There was a wheelbarrow BBQ grill pic that didn't show in that post....

It was there.

I went to bed early last night. I should of stayed up. Woke up to many many messages about pots!!

[SAT 9,609]

Where's my cooler.....

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Hey where everybody go.....

[Ontarkie 14,286]

I was busy cleaning the house. making chicken parm and twice stuffed potatoes. Yes I know weird combo but thats what was requested.

Then putting kids to sleep. Then jumped in the pool! Then shower darn hair fell into the pool.

Now I'm working at all these pots

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

making chicken parm

That's what I made too!

I'm just busy in general - trying to force the little one to read when I get a chance, sewing a bunch of stuff/clothes, working out, etc.

It is so much more work being a SAHM than when I had childcare and I have so much less "me" time, but it is a real joy actually getting to know the little Viking in a way I never could with the other one.