The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

I'm wide awake. Toothache, dentist.....

and I have to go to that phantom meeting that no one called.

[Ontarkie 14,290]

Ah yes toothache! They couldn't get you in any faster gees?

Oh then you should come up with some things for this phantom meeting!

[SAT 9,609]

I didn't call till a couple days ago. I know what it is. Gingivitis.All they're gonna do is gimme antibiotics. Then at a later date, a deep scaling.

The nanny is driving me crazy with her non stop talking. And she's ###### loud!

[SAT 9,609]

All my life, my father, step mother, has been the loudest people I've ever seen. Along with their relatives. It has been a torturous 4 decades. I really despise loud people.

Purple who feel they have to scream sitting right next to you....

Edited July 24, 2015 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,290]

I didn't call till a couple days ago. I know what it is. Gingivitis.All they're gonna do is gimme antibiotics. Then at a later date, a deep scaling.

The nanny is driving me crazy with her non stop talking. And she's ###### loud!

Why don't you take care of your teeth

I switched to Earth Past toothpaste it has helped me a lot. I was actually allergic to a few of the ingredients in the other stuff.

I'm going to by one of those water pic flossers too. Every time I floss I swear I do it wrong. I tried different types of floss and those pick things

All my life, my father, step mother, has been the loudest people I've ever seen. Along with their relatives. It has been a torturous 4 decades. I really despise loud people.

Purple who feel they have to scream sitting right next to you....

I sometimes get loud, usually when mad or excited. I guess we can't be friends

[SAT 9,609]

I do take care of my teeth. But I smoke, remember?

And, I was talking about people that are loud 24/7

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of loud mouths, where's tarklar.....

[Ontarkie 14,290]

I do take care of my teeth. But I smoke, remember?

And, I was talking about people that are loud 24/7

I know that but that's what they will tell you anyway.

I'm a mouth breather and had 6 kids. I hear the same stuff all the time. Are you remembering to do this ............

[TBoneTX 45,571]

what did Tark say?

Tark said enough to get well-deserved bonuses from Ontarklar, smart she ma'am and duh man.

He says we should go back to be for a nap

We say this to anyone and everyone at ALL times, need zzz man.

you should come up with some things for this phantom meeting!

"I have called you all here to report that I have nothing to say, si and no man."

1. Then at a later date, a deep scaling.

2. The nanny is driving me crazy with her non stop talking. And she's ###### loud!

1. What you can expect in the next world after what you do to your caught fish, poetic justice man?

2. It's like being married to two wives, sigh man. Bigamy is having one wife too many, and monogamy is the same thing, egad man. If Tiff were doing her jobs, you wouldn't need the nanny, no man, and would have to suffer only once, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Purple who feel they have to scream sitting right next to you....

Do they turn purple when they scream at you, huh man?

1. I tried different types of floss

2. and those pick things

Many. I sometimes get loud, usually when mad or excited.

1. Some people on VJ need mental floss, sigh man.

2. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture, no man.

Many. Do not madden, irritate, or otherwise cross the fearsome, loud, and hot Ontarklar, no man.

And, I was talking about people that are loud Many/Many

Duration of loudness precised, P-math man.

Speaking of loud mouths, where's tarklar.....

[best Lurch impersonation] Youuuuu raaaaaang, huh man?

1. I'm a mouth breather

2. and had Many kids.

1. A consequence of, or natural fit with, living in Arkansas, huh D ma'am?

2. Number of actual kids corrected, P-math D ma'am; number in the oven pending, fecund D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

1. What's the title of the next thread, huh man, and who gets to start it, not us man?

2. We just visited the men's room and encountered this sign, see man:

"Caution: Do Not Trip Over Sign on Dry Floor that Says 'Caution: Wet Floor,' No Man."

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Part-Friday part-report, partially read man:

Took Heap Strong back-pill last night, not crucial but did anyway man.

Awoke in nearly no pain and with no side-effects, whee man.

However, and as usual, we need a nap, need zzz man.

Attended two GSs on inbound commute, tradition man.

Nothing at first one, paltry pickings man.

Second one a crafter's dream, many such supplies man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 bags of rubber bands = $1, deal man

-- Many (2+1) kitchen-rag warshcloths = half a buck + half of half a buck, OK man

-- small metal spatula = half of half a buck, OK man

Total = $2, satisfying man

Infernal GPS led us to office via toll road, expen$e but no turtles man.

Many eager orderers of pre-owned toilet seats, clamor man.

We shall make weekly quota with ease, whee man.

Mow-lawning not really needed this week, no and no rain man.

Shall instead get our hairs cut after leaving office, shear joy man.

Robust POTS business, per above man.

Must focus on same, $erve the cu$tomer man.

Afternoon, non-Commie- and non-babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,290]

bucket won't let me resize pics again!

These are cooking right now.

Ham and sausage casserole!

Blueberry and Peach French toast casserole!!

[SAT 9,609]

1. What's the title of the next thread, huh man, and who gets to start it, not us man?

2. We just visited the men's room and encountered this sign, see man:

"Caution: Do Not Trip Over Sign on Dry Floor that Says 'Caution: Wet Floor,' No Man."

You fook of nature, let Darklar start the next thread do he can quit his whining....

[Ontarkie 14,290]

That's a problem Steve he won't start the next thread. He wants you to start the thread and only you.