The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1- office politics, you jive tarkey

2- I better go get a Tarkmobile before they stop making the Potiacs Azteca.....

2- She's a Brunette-bia, ya perv.....

1. Yeah, oj tak, passive-aggressive one man.

2. What's a Potiac, huh man?

Many (yes, Many). Tell her no more help until she becomes a real or fake rubia, minimum standards man.

Edited July 22, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,572]

The Tornado has been in time out Many times and she hasn't even been awake 2 hours yet!!

It's in her job description, see D ma'am.

Too bad the Sea monkey aka Stink bug has been a stinker He's teething so not his sweet quiet self.

Poor little wee man, sigh man. We're still mad at Mrs. T-B. for not using Anbesol or similar when the more-youthful Mini-B. was suffering, grrr man.

Where's that lazy Asia.....

AWOL Asia! AWOL, AWOL Asia!

Edited July 22, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,294]

This may be food-related, lack of carbs and/or sugars. What you feed this human, and when ?

Well this is a daily thing. Lack of carbs or sugars is not it, nor is it too much of them.

She has been like this within minutes of being born. I told the Hillbilly she was not a normal baby. The nurse was even shocked about her cry. She never had that typical newborn cry she screamed bloody murder nonstop sounded like a much older baby.

Some doctors called her High needs. Depending on who you talk to I get to hear how she is ADHD, a bad kid or if you get a parent who has some experience you get how she is just strong willed. I blame it on the Hillbilly giving her that redheaded temper without the red hair

[SAT 9,609]

Dam that ham hock eating hillbilly.....

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Some people are unnecessarily parsimonious with their +1 inventories, see previous naked page man.

Well this is a daily thing. Lack of carbs or sugars is not it, nor is it too much of them.

She has been like this within minutes of being born. I told the Hillbilly she was not a normal baby. The nurse was even shocked about her cry. She never had that typical newborn cry she screamed bloody murder nonstop sounded like a much older baby.

Some doctors called her High needs. Depending on who you talk to I get to hear how she is ADHD, a bad kid or if you get a parent who has some experience you get how she is just strong willed. I blame it on the Hillbilly giving her that redheaded temper without the red hair

When Mini-B. was younger, we went to a mall play-area. There, a young mother had wheelchaired her little boy, who had a feeding tube, to watch the regular children play. Ever since, when Mini-B. drives Mrs. T-B. crazy, we tell her "feeding tube," and she regains perspective, she man.

Mrs. T-B. would be happy to comment on ADD, if she remembered to do so, ADD she man.

Dam that ham hock eating hillbilly.....

That's OK, si man -- the one (or two) currently in the Ontarklar oven will have the red hair, gene-transfer man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Semi-Hump Day semi-hump report, prepare for visual humping man:

Awoke in massive need of an immediate nap, inadequate zzz man.

Inbound commute featured sporadic turtles, grrr man.

Turtles necessitated going all the way into the right lane to return to the left lane, grrr man.

We need a dashboard-mounted nuclear incendiary device, extinguish the turtles man.

Mechanically filling individual POTS orders, sleepy autopilot man.

Still awaiting delinquent Ontarklar paperwork from Canadia-Day sales, grrr D ma'am.

Lawsuit for embezzlement pending, forewarned D ma'am.

Must search for high-octane caffeine, still probably ineffective man.

Afternoon, non-Commie-babes and PTDS draftees with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,294]

Semi-Hump Day semi-hump report, prepare for visual humping man:

Awoke in massive need of an immediate nap, inadequate zzz man.

Inbound commute featured sporadic turtles, grrr man.

Turtles necessitated going all the way into the right lane to return to the left lane, grrr man.

We need a dashboard-mounted nuclear incendiary device, extinguish the turtles man.

Mechanically filling individual POTS orders, sleepy autopilot man.

Still awaiting delinquent Ontarklar paperwork from Canadia-Day sales, grrr D ma'am.

Lawsuit for embezzlement pending, forewarned D ma'am.

Must search for high-octane caffeine, still probably ineffective man.

Afternoon, non-Commie-babes and PTDS draftees with +1 inventories!

Oh no you don't !! Leave those poor turtles alone!

Oh your paper work was emailed to you then faxed the hard copies to be delivered as C.O.D

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1. Oh no you don't !! Leave those poor turtles alone!

2. Oh your paper work was emailed to you then faxed the hard copies to be delivered as C.O.D

1. We shall incendiarily nuke any road-turtles who impede our path, D ma'am.

2. Canadia is still on dial-up Internet and uses tin cans + string as a phone system, so not received, grrr ma'am. And C.O.D. stands for "Corrupt Ontarklar D-ma'am," D ma'am!

[Darnell 8,478]

Well this is a daily thing. Lack of carbs or sugars is not it, nor is it too much of them.

She has been like this within minutes of being born. I told the Hillbilly she was not a normal baby. The nurse was even shocked about her cry. She never had that typical newborn cry she screamed bloody murder nonstop sounded like a much older baby.

Some doctors called her High needs. Depending on who you talk to I get to hear how she is ADHD, a bad kid or if you get a parent who has some experience you get how she is just strong willed. I blame it on the Hillbilly giving her that redheaded temper without the red hair

bah. i overcame this as a child with 2 things:

1. daily @zzwhoopings with small lectures before during and after and

2. 2 hours of daily chores starting at age 8 till age 12 ...

later, i was able to channel this 'stuff' into multitasking and was quite successful at it, able to get stuff done faster than most humans, integrate problem solving techniques into visual landscapes, and mostly, no one ever knew i might have same designation as your child.

help your child shift. i've never been on meds. If you can channel your child, she'll not only be a smartie, but she'll be rich as well.

IMO, TimeOuts are done by lazy parents. But that's just my opinion.

Edited July 22, 2015 by Darnell

[Ontarkie 14,294]

[Ontarkie 14,294]

bah. i overcame this as a child with 2 things:

1. daily @zzwhoopings with small lectures before during and after and

2. 2 hours of daily chores starting at age 8 till age 12 ...

later, i was able to channel this 'stuff' into multitasking and was quite successful at it, able to get stuff done faster than most humans, integrate problem solving techniques into visual landscapes, and mostly, no one ever knew i might have same designation as your child.

help your child shift. i've never been on meds. If you can channel your child, she'll not only be a smartie, but she'll be rich as well.

IMO, TimeOuts are done by lazy parents. But that's just my opinion.

Trust me Time Out are not for lazy parents. She would make any parent rethink discipline. Spankings well she would turn around and look at you tell you off and hit you back. So that does not work.

She will be fine, I work with her temperament so I usually don't have any issues with her. Most ppl think kids should be little robots and do what you think they should be doing.

I like her personality as it is one where she will not let others push her around. But again I need to help her understand she cannot be a bully either. She is 4 and acts likes a 4 year old she just likes to expand her emotions

I'm a strong believer that ADHD is over used by teachers and doctors, she will never be drugged. She does not need it she needs outlets and is fine when she gets it.

I've been down this road with many teachers who seem to think their little bull ####### questionnaire = a diagnosis.

She's had chores since 2 nothing big but still the same, she is just very strong willed and needs helps to grow. My husband will be dealing with the schools here till he realizes they suck and lets me home school her.

[SAT 9,609]

That woman is still calling me.....

And, I need a coupon code for MidwayUSA

I tried "TARKOFF50"

I got a "that code is forever expired"

[Ontarkie 14,294]

Tell her the boy is doomed!!!

[SAT 9,609]

She stopped calling now....

[Ontarkie 14,294]

I still have no idea what to have for supper!!