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NikLR
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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

N-o-l-a
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The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

Ontarkie
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Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

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Grr...... [...] He has no idea how fed up I am with him....

So what's holding you back, huh passive-aggressive man?

between 1 x Many^Many and 1 x Many^Many

D-man income stream corrected, $ee man.

We just want a cheap daily driver

Hire Uber, Niki-B. ma'am. Too bad that we did away with the 200Many Pontiac, which the dealer retailed "to a very happy customer," take that Steveklar man.

CPM Many is a violation in the NYC Admin Code, and it's a summons with a Many-Many dollar fine (1 Many Tarklar Dollars)

Fight it to the last breath, unnecessary expense man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. hmm....a Tark currency......

The Turo

Tarkna

Tarkmenbi

Tarkgit

Tarkeso.....

2. well, she's older, but yeah, she's kinda hawt..... Now she won't stop texting me man......

1. We, or Bro D, have Many in all of these, whee man.

2. Is she a rubia, huh man?

who is who? NLR vs N-O-L-A ?

1. NLR = Niki-B., she ma'am.

2. N-O-L-A = Nola-B., she ma'am.

Holy ###### man it's like midnight, what's that like Many o'clock?

Midnight Nueva York time, Many o'clock elsewhere, elementary P-math our dear Watson man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,572

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Last-Many'rd-Tuesday report, read a Many'rd of it man:

Finished corporate POTS contract, grrr man.

Satisfied Many individual POTS customers, universal gratitude man.

Made quota, whee man.

Ultra-irritating casa-ward commute, turtles in the left lane grrr man.

De-curbsided the garbage can, job of husband man.

MIni-B. exhausted beyond measure, tired wee man.

Decently napped, with cat, we and miu zzz decently man.

Spent hour listening to Mrs. T-B. yak yak yak yak YAK, loquacious she man.

Might do road-trip on Saturday, still squeeze in GSs man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', usual suspects with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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So what's holding you back, huh passive-aggressive man?

.

Hire Uber, Niki-B. ma'am. Too bad that we did away with the 200Many Pontiac, which the dealer retailed "to a very happy customer," take that Steveklar man.

1- office politics, you jive tarkey

2- I better go get a Tarkmobile before they stop making the Potiacs Azteca.....

2. Is she a rubia, huh man?

2- She's a Brunette-bia, ya perv.....

Darnell Grand Master

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well, she's older, but yeah, she's kinda hawt.....

I did answer the phone, spoke to her for half hour.

Now she won't stop texting me man......

Well, take it to the next step, tell her she can have unlimited access to yer brain, face to face, only needing 11 minutes from start to finish, without beverage or food. It's only going to take you 11 minutes to FULLY explain the situation, give over a jew lawyer name, then arrange for future congress, right? 11 minutes of real face time.

this texting ####### is simply that, #######. and womens text different than the mens.

hmm....a Tark currency......

The Turo

Tarkna

Tarkmenbi

Tarkgit

Tarkeso.....

Nah, keep it local, the Tingit.. (with apologies to any Malaysian plump lass that might be reading this)

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Darnell Grand Master

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You must be gettin' Tarkheimers disease or something......

Nah, the problem, really, was that both of them were searching for houses, then both of them doing remodeling, then one of them pregnant, another on some other mission, and in the end, with the personal hiatus inbetween, I don't remember who is who.

Tarkheimers disease is a baddie, yer thingie turns purple, filled with pus, then falls off after 11 days. Who wants that? Not me, that's for certain !

Speaking of not working, where's Frenchy......

I see her lurking, her mlips are moving, but nothing is coming out......

I can't believe she was in NYC recently and not come banging down yer door.

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

SAT Grand Master

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Well, take it to the next step, tell her she can have unlimited access to yer brain, face to face, only needing 11 minutes from start to finish, without beverage or food. It's only going to take you 11 minutes to FULLY explain the situation, give over a jew lawyer name, then arrange for future congress, right? 11 minutes of real face time.

this texting ####### is simply that, #######. and womens text different than the mens.

Nah, keep it local, the Tingit.. (with apologies to any Malaysian plump lass that might be reading this)

you go talk to her.....

ya freakazoid......

Tarkheimers disease is a baddie, yer thingie turns purple, filled with pus, then falls off after 11 days. Who wants that? Not me, that's for certain !

I can't believe she was in NYC recently and not come banging down yer door.

1- then it turns into blue waffle disease.

2- Yeah I know, may be she was afraid that I'd ask to use her Nipponese Express, black card......

Darnell Grand Master

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no guangxi for me, to do. sorry. freakazoid? what? you not have the oil fetish? come on, Stark, Man Up!

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

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The Tornado has been in time out 4 times and she hasn't even been awake 2 hours yet!! :girlwerewolf2xn:

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Ok so far it has been good with her!

Too bad the Sea monkey aka Stink bug has been a stinker :P He's teething so not his sweet quiet self. I can't blame him for that one though.

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Darnell Grand Master

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The Tornado has been in time out 4 times and she hasn't even been awake 2 hours yet!! :girlwerewolf2xn:

This may be food-related, lack of carbs and/or sugars. What you feed this human, and when ?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

 
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