The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[Darnell 8,478]

for banking days? eh - between 1 x 10^5 and 1 x 10^6 - it's nice to get payment streams from farming, horse poo, royalties on intellectual property stuff, published works, et al.

as for the broads, geez, they are all set up in their own businesses, i'm lucky if 3 are around the house at any given time. no need to buy them any gifts, as that wasn't part of the compact... oh, half a feral hawg is a gift, right?

[SAT 9,609]

for banking days? eh - between 1 x 10^5 and 1 x 10^6 - it's nice to get payment streams from farming, horse poo, royalties on intellectual property stuff, published works, et al.

as for the broads, geez, they are all set up in their own businesses, i'm lucky if 3 are around the house at any given time. no need to buy them any gifts, as that wasn't part of the compact... oh, half a feral hawg is a gift, right?

1- I dunno how much that is......

2- you dum again, I was talkin' bout the broads here!

[NikLR 13,228]

Looked at a second car today. Ad was BS. Guys was like "immaculate" etc..Rust, exhaust isn't attached, accident damage under back fender, etc etc etc.. Yeah it's a 20 year old car, but you want $1500 too much for it and you lied.

Hubs feels bad. Without me and his friend from work, he would have bought the damn thing likely. he's like oo oo start at this price.. and i'm like no...start here and go up to there. KBB says don't spend over XX you don't start at XX! DERP

So I'll keep looking. He's so picky about stuff, but he never looks for things. I guarantee he won't look or call about looking at another car. We just want a cheap daily driver to keep wear and tear off the Jerp and gets better gas mileage.

[SAT 9,609]

You can have Darklar's 1983 Volvo

[SAT 9,609]

I bought one a these......

http://www.amazon.com/Rug-Doctor-Mighty-Pro-Pack/dp/B008O6Y1H0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1437533087&sr=8-2&keywords=rug+doctor

[NikLR 13,228]

I'd prefer something less than 15 years old.

how long would it take to pay back a 5k loan?

[SAT 9,609]

ok.....one of the faculty members of my kids school is calling me and texting me for like 2 hours now, because her son, who is a teacher here, got a summons for CPM 4 (Criminal Possession of Marijuana).

She's freaking out because she thinks that he's gonna lose his job, and I'm trying to calm her down. FML.....

CPM 4, is a violation in the NYC Admin Code, and it's a summons with a 25- 50 dollar fine (1 million Tarklar Dollars) for Christ sakes.....

My phone is text ringing off the hook......

[SAT 9,609]

I'd prefer something less than 15 years old.

how long would it take to pay back a 5k loan?

The mileage is more important than the age.

2- If it's Trophie's interest rates, 25 years.

OK, I'm being serious now.....

But it depends on the interest rate. And what you can afford to pay into the principle monthly.

5k loan, 150 dollar payments, about 3 years, give or take.

[Darnell 8,478]

ok.....one of the faculty members of my kids school is calling me and texting me for like 2 hours now, because her son, who is a teacher here, got a summons for CPM 4 (Criminal Possession of Marijuana).

She's freaking out because she thinks that he's gonna lose his job, and I'm trying to calm her down. FML.....

CPM 4, is a violation in the NYC Admin Code, and it's a summons with a 25- 50 dollar fine (1 million Tarklar Dollars) for Christ sakes.....

My phone is text ringing off the hook......

is she hawt? answer the phone !

[SAT 9,609]

hmm....a Tark currency......

The Turo

Tarkna

Tarkmenbi

Tarkgit

Tarkeso.....

is she hawt? answer the phone !

well, she's older, but yeah, she's kinda hawt.....

I did answer the phone, spoke to her for half hour.

Now she won't stop texting me man......

[Darnell 8,478]

I'd prefer something less than 15 years old.

how long would it take to pay back a 5k loan?

i wish colorado chevy trucks were cheap, under 5k, they be good on the mileage.

[it's a type here, unsure if it's sold where you are, duh me]

can go a bit more? 8K? get a dodge sprinter, 2500 size, high ceiling, long wheel base, not the dually back axle version. I highly recommend em, 25 mpg unloaded, 22 or so loaded.

[SAT 9,609]

Now buy Niki a car.....

She wants a sports car......

and not a ###### geezer Sanford and Son Dodge sprinter!

lemme see if I can find an old pic of me with my SL 500 (my bachelor car)

That's a Niki car......

[Darnell 8,478]

i get em all confused, isn't this the broad with a construction-worker-type husband? remind me, who is who? NLR vs N-O-L-A ?

[SAT 9,609]

This was my bachelor mobile. It's a little nicer than the Tarkmobile.......

i get em all confused, isn't this the broad with a construction-worker-type husband? remind me, who is who? NLR vs N-O-L-A ?

You must be gettin' Tarkheimers disease or something......

Edited July 22, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Holy man it's like midnight, what's that like 11 o'clock?

I gotta go lay down, because, unlike you guys.....

Moi, have to go to work tomorrow.......