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NikLR
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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

N-o-l-a
N-o-l-a

The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

Ontarkie
Ontarkie

Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

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NikLR   13,228

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What on earth is page 176 and this about? Can't be bothered reading back.

From what I understand-Niki is a loner, Darklar a #######, Starklar has the hots for Tarklar, it was Tarklars birthday and he likes Moby ####### jokes...

Anything else? Toofies satisfaction?

This is like a soap opera. Pray continue -lol!

No...

I'm not, but I know people that are so I sympathize.

The rest I have no idea.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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The menace wants to go to Bed Bath and Beyond......

there's one on the train line to Jersey.

Right? She has a train pass, can easily get there without you.

The car dealer keeps calling me about that Honda Pilot. And we're 60 dollars a month apart......

yer a dumb tardo, you were supposed to give them gump's number. not your number...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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SAT Grand Master

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1- you dum , it's called a "metro card".....

2- you're an even bigger dum , then how are they gonna notify me at the end of the month when they're willing to lease me the car for my price? Besides, I know this dealer well. It's not the first car I got from them.

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,572

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eh - i don't know the backstory at all

^^ :yes: ^^, and it shows, sigh man.

oh no, you just triggered Tark's "Business Typhoon" joke

Typhoons are none of our business, whatchutalkinbout man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,572

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The menace wants to go to Bed Bath and Beyond......

...dragging you by rope through ring in nose, huh and sigh man?

Back from shopping, time to go eat.....

What did Mrs. T-B. Tiff cook for you, huh man? Fotos or it didn't get ingested, no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,572

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Saturday & GS report, see man:

Back felt great after (aspirin before) Friday mow-lawning, miracle man.

Back still felt great upon awakening, with no further treatment, oj tak and nie.

Dropped dry-cleaning in time for same-day pickup, efficiency man.

Hit approximately Many GSs, both IGS (itinerary) and SGS (signage), whee man.

(Two of the IGSs = phantom, grrr man.)

(All SGSs featured clothing thrown in piles on ground, grrr man.)

The take, see man:

-- Monster truck for Mini-B. = $2, priceless man

-- 2 books & openable dinosaur-skull for Mini-B. = half of half a buck, priceless man

-- At same IGS, jackpot man:

- shirt-with-new-tags for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+1), deal man

- 2 new-in-package battery toothbrushes = $Many ($2x2x2+2), steal man

- 2 tubes Colgate toothpaste = $1, deal man

- 2 SoftSoap liquid soaps = $1, deal man

- 2 Olay SatinCare shaving-creams = $2, deal man

- Army men (2) + jeep + motorcycle for MIni-B. = $2, priceless man

-- padded dish-mat; pack of Many (2+1) key-rings = half a buck, deal man

-- gently used Remington hair-dryer = $Many ($2+2+1), half-price at ES man

-------

Total = $Many, satisfying man

============

Returned to casa in time for Mrs. T-B. to attend exercise class, she man.

Mini-B. totally thrilled with new surprises, played thoroughly with all wee man.

Mini-B. discovered features of all that we would have overlooked, bright wee man.

Ate stew-ish soup cooked by Tiff Mrs. T-B., ingested man.

Fed same soup to Mini-B., we help wee ingest man.

Napped for hour-&-half with cat, we much-needed and miu zzz man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, efficiency actualized man.

Went to Aldi Foods, used $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupon man.

Gassed & warshed T-B.-mobile, both necessary man.

Ate last of stew-ish soup cooked by Tiff Mrs. T-B., completely ingested man.

Read new books to & played with Mini-B., we and wee man.

Warshed/baked/folded kitchen rags & mow-lawning attire, early man.

Dished the warsher, earlier-than-usual job of husband man.

Over-ingested cheaps, we bought ourself cheap man.

Must de-dish the warsher, job of husband man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and non-Commie-babes/non-babes with +1 inventories!

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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What did Tarklar say?.....

eh, he ran out of toilet paper, so rubbed his backside on the walls in the bathroom, to clean it off. there be stains on the walls and he's not telling his wife or son about it.

that's about it. Well, he got a shirt for his son enroute, forced him to wear it after the poor wee man blew chunks in the back seat.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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bloopies - tis verra hot !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,294

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Hey guys and gals! we got home about 12:30am not bad time really. I'm beat and hot and tired and hot and sore and Steve I didn't stop to get any road kill :P

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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