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Jacque67 Grand Master

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English-only nouns and names outside any forum, compliance man.

Half-Thursday half-report, half-see man:

No birthday greetings from anyone here, hmmmph man.

Even though we are a Manygenarian, specifically man.

Cat showed up for second brushing at usual bedtime time, miu man.

Took Heap Strong medicine & used heating-pad, nuke back man.

Awoke in as little pain as we have had in some time, whee man.

Lousy first-half inbound commute, red lights & oblivious turtles grrr man.

Decent second-half inbound commute, none of above no grrr man.

Mrs. T-B. went for surgical consult, she man.

First available time is August Many'th, in Many weeks man.

Can do nothing about that, no man.

Will have to have an emergency operation to have it sooner, perfectly logical man.

Corporate contracts to construct, sell them pre-owned toilet seats man.

Must focus on same, $i man.

Afternoon, non-Commie PTDS non-babes with +1 inventories!

Happy Birthday?

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http://news.yahoo.com/mexico-police-search-hotels-hospitals-drug-lord-022233959.html

I dunno what morons these guys are. If they want "El Cheapo", just go to Tarklars house.

I might as well turn Tark in and collect the reward.....

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Happy Birthday?

Steve's rule book of being a man, chapter 1....

A man does not wish another man a happy birthday.

And if a man tells another man that it's his own birthday, then the other man must promptly beat the ####### outta the first man....

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Ah, speaking of Tarklar.....

There was this gay couple. It was 1 guys birthday.

So the other guy, bent over and drops his pants....

"Honey, there zomefing in fhere....can you fee what it is?"

So the other guy sticks his finger in his butt; "I don't feel nothing dear"

First guy; "Honey, fheres zomefing in fhere....go deeper baby..."

So the guy goes deeper....

"Ooh...wait, I feel something...it's, it's....<gasp> it's a Rolex!"

The first guy starts wriggling his azz and sings; "happy....birthday to you...."

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Tark needs some friends locally that will prep and give over a case of adult diapers (depends, one brand comes to mind) and a paid up membership to AARP. I'm sad for him, really, he not have these friends. #QualityOfLife

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Ah, speaking of Tarklar.....

There was this gay couple. It was 1 guys birthday.

So the other guy, bent over and drops his pants....

"Honey, there zomefing in fhere....can you fee what it is?"

So the other guy sticks his finger in his butt; "I don't feel nothing dear"

First guy; "Honey, fheres zomefing in fhere....go deeper baby..."

So the guy goes deeper....

"Ooh...wait, I feel something...it's, it's....<gasp> it's a Rolex!"

The first guy starts wriggling his azz and sings; "happy....birthday to you...."

Sounds like you have the hots of Tarkler, and even want to engage in naked wrestling....

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ya, Stark is a bit moody today - bonus points for writing with a fook accent !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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what? that's so blase - she's a million of these floating round the internetz, on PPV downloadz - why she give you one for free? Come on, buy her Amazon.com portfolio, it's a steal at 1199.00

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What? Frenchy should pay me to look at her pics man....

oh my. uhm.. no, sorry, ya gots it wrong, again.

#FrenchyHotness

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