The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Half-Hump Day report, half-humped man:

Cat not present for brushing for Many'rd consecutive night, unprecedented miu man.

Was again asleep on foot of Mini-B.'s bed, zzz wee and miu man.

We shall brush her during daylight hours, hair today gone tomorrow man.

Up-fired the heating-pad last night, test of effectiveness man.

Worthwhile, only Many vs. Many exercise minutes needed to arise man.

Need to get acupunked at earliest opportunity, pincushion man.

Had otherwise-bad night, awaken coughing at Many a.m man.

Irritating first-half inbound commute, TURTLES man.

Stuff-of-dreams second-half inbound commute, no turtles or tickets man.

Only Many GSs itineraried so far, mysterious man.

Shall review local weekly rainwater newspaper this eve for more, literacy man.

Must head to warehouse to inspect/quality-test new POTS inventory, Bro D's piles man.

Then must fill individual orders while prepping corporate contracts, dual duty man.

Afternoon, present or absent Commie- or non-babes with PTDS +1 inventories!

[Darnell 8,478]

Lol ya that must be it.

Can you believe all the older boys chose to forget to take the garbage and recycling out to the road last night?

I had to take it out this morning

Hey ! Onatarkle ! What news back at the homestead? anything burn down? Complaints from the neighbors? Fresh Roadkill in the smokehouse?

[hikergirl 277]

Happy Summer

Just wanted to stop by and say Hi

Hope everyone is doing well.

Sorry to hear about your Divorce Darnell. I hope most of all that you are doing okay!

[Darnell 8,478]

heya HikerGirlz !! ya, came out the other side of it - I'm more than ok !!! Still, the pit seemed bottomless, earlier.

[SAT 9,609]

She can't stand yellow fever guys either! As I said, she is cute, but the red pen incident??? Sometimes this culture makes me want to explode-guess I will go to karaoke instead-lol!

Send her panties to Darklar for inspection.....

skinny japanese girl? no way. must be plump and older ! #NoGirls !!

First inspect her panties before you judge.....

So has he shown up? What are you going to do upstate?

Yes, delayed me by an hour. I pulled the chips out of the cameras, and showed yet another property to my supermarket buddy, he wants to buy it. We're on the verge of owning the whole hill.....about 150 acres........

Happy Summer

Just wanted to stop by and say Hi

Hope everyone is doing well.

Sorry to hear about your Divorce Darnell. I hope most of all that you are doing okay!

Hiya Hike.......

[SAT 9,609]

OK, vacation shower time.....

Then, may be stab Tiff in da butt with a fork.......

Edited July 16, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

We haven't heard from that lazy yokel stretch in 2 days, we should disown her.

And that Asia too, how dare her not post Poland pics now....

[Darnell 8,478]

Gooftard - Asia is on vacation _in_ Poland. Keep up, woulda ?

Interim Personal Tarklar Digital Stimulator Report:

Ye Godz - who woulda thunk such a Thankless _JOB_ would have fallen on me? Still, it's fun clicking the thingies, as I likes the thingies here. Doesna mean I _approve_ of the content, still thinking that the TBoneTX website should go live soon, complete with affiliate advertising. Think of the traffic he'd get ! I really out to buy him a certificate for a Writers Publishing Workshop at the Leisure Learning Center, some anonymous gifting...

Lessee - most of the stuff 'clicked' not in this topic was sorta pertinent to the subject in the topic. My left pinkie is mush, at the moment, though...

[SAT 9,609]

Whatdahel did you just say boy.......

[Darnell 8,478]

come on - being a Personal Digital Stimulator is hard work !

and it was Trey Gowdy I was trying to reference earlier. Later, in that same hearing (yay, DVR!) Ms. Lee stepped in the muck (that crazy lass from Houston) and was just spew spew spew. HowDaHellz she get on the immigration committee anyway? grrr !

Edited July 16, 2015 by Darnell

[TBoneTX 45,572]

We haven't heard from that lazy yokel stretch in 2 days, we should disown her.

And that Asia too, how dare her not post Poland pics now....

LPoP and unread, no see man, but:

1. Lazy, LAZY Ontarklar! Disowned, DISOWNED Ontarklar!

2. Unposted Asia! Unposted, UNPOSTED Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Interim Personal Tarklar Digital Stimulator Report:

Ye Godz - who woulda thunk such a Thankless _JOB_ would have fallen on me? Still, it's fun clicking the thingies, as I likes the thingies here. Doesna mean I _approve_ of the content, still thinking that the TBoneTX website should go live soon, complete with affiliate advertising. Think of the traffic he'd get ! I really out to buy him a certificate for a Writers Publishing Workshop at the Leisure Learning Center, some anonymous gifting...

Were we not so cheap, we would spring for an "Atta-D" plaque for Bro D, take one for team D man.

Whatdahel did you just say boy.......

Were we not so cheap, we would spring for a DarklarSpeak [tm] translator, version Many.0, Steveklar man.

Ms. Lee stepped in the muck (that crazy lass from Houston) and was just spew spew spew. HowDaHellz she get on the immigration committee anyway? grrr !

Get between Sheila Jackson-Me and a television camera and one genuinely takes one's life into one's own hands, one life to live man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Hump and pre-Birthday wrap-report, Hump birth wrap man:

Nearly completed another corporate POTS contract, work man.

Casa-ward commute hampered by breakdown but got better, improvement man.

Got to casa at around usual time, arrive man.

Helium balloon bumping on ceiling said, "Happy Pre-Birthday, Si man," see man.

Mini-B. jovial, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. dressed to the Manys, 2x2x2+1s she man.

We pile in Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for pre-birthday dinner, piles man.

We go to place that Mrs. T-B. & we had once enjoyed pre-Mini-B., just we & she man.

Arrive at Many:Many p.m., hungry man.

We are ONLY dinner customers beside a few bar customers, captive audience man.

Young waitress with nearly zero personality comes for orders, dim she man.

We ask, "Of this & this & this, what is the most food, huh man?"

She says, "We don't have this & this & this; we're redoing the menus."

We ask, "OK -- what on the menu is the most food, huh man?"

She says, "Probably the nachos," answer man.

We order the nachos, si man.

Mrs. T-B. orders a Philly Cheesesteak with extra fries, she man.

We wait, wait man.

We wait more, more wait man.

We wait longer, longer wait man.

After nearly half an hour, we inquire as to status of order, update man.

Waitress says, "I'll go back and see," see she man.

Waitress never returns.

After fully half an hour, we inquire as to status of order, update man.

Waitress inquires and says, "In a few minutes," answer man.

We ask her to define "few," losing patience man.

Waitress says, "Two to Many (2+2+1)," she man, and leaves.

Mrs. T-B. says, "I bet it's more than Many," she man.

We agree to walk out if it's more than Many, agree man.

At exactly Many minutes, waitress brings basket (!) of nachos, miracle man.

Basket holds Dorito-like cheaps with toppings on exactly Many (2+2+2) of them, sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. begin eating it all up, ingest she & wee man.

After all topped cheaps are eaten, Philly Cheesesteak with fries arrives, miracle man.

Bun is barely larger than a hot-dog bun, paltry man.

Fries are glistening with obvious grease, incipient atherosclerosis man.

Mini-B. enthusiastically eats the fries, ingest wee man.

We and Mrs. T-B. unenthusiastically eat the rest, unenthused we and she ingest man.

Waitress says, "We'll take the sandwich off the bill 'cause it was so late," small amends man.

We pay and leave, sigh man.

Would have had more food & fun opening cans at the casa, genuinely man.

Place has some nerve advertising paltry stuff at entree prices, rip-off man.

We go through Burger King drive-through for ice cream, small solace man.

Mini-B. asks when we're going out to the restaurant for dinner, ironic wee man.

Mrs. T-B. rather bummed, understatement she man.

Return to casa, everyone man.

Barely enough time for attempted nap, we zzz man.

Cat joins but promptly wants out, bye miu man.

We abandon nap after just Many fruitless minutes, fruitless zzz man.

We make remaining lunches for week, job of husband man.

We brush cat after Many days, half coming out in brush miu man.

We kiss Mini-B. goodnight, bedtime wee man.

Mrs. T-B. remains bummed, disappointed she man.

After above feast, we have gained nearly Many pounds, insult to injury man.

Happy birthday as of midnight, we man.

We are officially Many years old, precisely man.

Mrs. T-B.'s surgical consult in morn, pre-slice & dice she man.

Cat (?) prep zzz man.

Mornin', non-distaff Commie- or non-babes with PTDS +1 inventories!

Edited July 16, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

I'm here for a sec

And if Asia woulda came by...... I woulda introduced her to many many new Polish friends at the dock, to include 2 from Wroclaw

My homies!

[Asia 2,498]

So... I went to that American Football game...

LOL We had fun, tho the game was completely non-understandable to us

There were more breaks than an actual action... What a weird game.

No offense!

But there were some hot players tho!

At least they looked hot in their uniforms

And some of them were Americans