The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

Now waiting for my idiot friend to show up so we can take a ride upstate.

####### guy, how was he a Major in the #### army? he's forever running an hour late. ^%#$@*&^ %^#$

[Jacque67 7,328]

Darklar.....like.......

That would be great, but she went to school in Boston, and after that experience has told me she doesn't like American males' appendages;)

[Darnell 8,478]

Where's that useless stretch.....

She's on vacation ! Remember?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Now waiting for my idiot friend to show up so we can take a ride upstate.

####### guy, how was he a Major in the #### army? he's forever running an hour late. ^%#$@*&^ %^#$

We should hire a car and do a "Thelma and Louise"!

[SAT 9,609]

and after that experience has told me she doesn't like American males' appendages;)

But American males, like her......(long time)......

We should hire a car and do a "Thelma and Louise"!

They can do a Darklar and Tarklar.......

[Darnell 8,478]

They can do a Darklar and Tarklar.......

you bad, bad bad !

If there was a Dark and Tark roadshow, I'd probably get some brownies into him early on, and leave his backside in a pile of used, dirty toilet seats.

We have fundamental differences on garage sales, estate sales, and use of bought product.

[Jacque67 7,328]

But American males, like her......(long time)......

They can do a Darklar and Tarklar.......

She can't stand yellow fever guys either! As I said, she is cute, but the red pen incident??? Sometimes this culture makes me want to explode-guess I will go to karaoke instead-lol!

[Darnell 8,478]

Darklar.....like.......

skinny japanese girl? no way. must be plump and older ! #NoGirls !!

[Jacque67 7,328]

skinny japanese girl? no way. must be plump and older ! #NoGirls !!

She is plump, but as I said she ain't interested in American males...

[Darnell 8,478]

Thanks ok, Jacques - I am booked for the rest of the year !

[Jacque67 7,328]

Thanks ok, Jacques - I am booked for the rest of the year !

Sure you are.

All Steve's idea!! The trouble maker;)

Edited July 15, 2015 by Jacque67

[Darnell 8,478]

Steve? Nah - he likes slinging the poo, but seriously - I am booked for the rest of the year. #HouseKrewe

[Jacque67 7,328]

Now waiting for my idiot friend to show up so we can take a ride upstate.

####### guy, how was he a Major in the #### army? he's forever running an hour late. ^%#$@*&^ %^#$

So has he shown up? What are you going to do upstate?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

I was told the red pen was my responsibility, and that I should buy my own and have a steady supply at hand so as to no cause concern to my kohai!!!

Idea, see ma'am: Get a red pen, dot your exposed skin with it, and tell your English-only-outside-the-regional-forums-whatever that you want to give her the red measles, si ma'am.

Spent $Many on tackle..... someone woulda had a Tark-attack.....

As opposed to spending $Many, everything is relative man?

he's forever running an hour late. ^%#$@*&^ %^#$

Sounds like Latin or South Americans and parties, grrr man. If a party is to start at (for example) Many p.m., it's apparently OK or even expected to show up at Many p.m. or even at Many p.m., anathema to gringos man.

1. a pile of used, dirty toilet seats.

2. We have fundamental differences on garage sales, estate sales, and use of bought product.

1. Fresh inventory, whee D man! But acceptable only after close inspection, scrutiny man.

2. During yesterday's cleaning frenzy, Mrs. T-B. used the entire jug of white vinegar that we had bought earlier at an ES, grateful she man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Thanks ok, Jacques - I am booked for the rest of the year !

They love you long time, D man, or only for the remaining Many months of the year?