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NikLR
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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

N-o-l-a
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The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

Ontarkie
Ontarkie

Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

SAT Grand Master

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So, this is why I'm on vacation again......

I return from vacation yesterday. The CEO over there tells me that he has to get heart surgery.

I mean, WT-F man....so he conveniently decides that he needs major surgery in the middle of July?

And who's stuck holding the bag all summer long? Me! that's who.....

So I'm like F this ####, I'm taking a few more days off before you go.....

And that, is why I'm on vacation again.

And I dunno if the heart medication is making him delirious, but he told me that if I stayed on, he give me a promotion.

Now if you guys remember, I only have the 1 guy above me, and that's the guy who's saying he's gonna promote me......I said; "WT-F are you gonna promote me to?" LMFAO

I mean, I'm the XO man.....the VP......What's he gonna leave and give me the company? :huh:

Jacque67 Grand Master

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So, this is why I'm on vacation again......

I return from vacation yesterday. The CEO over there tells me that he has to get heart surgery.

I mean, WT-F man....so he conveniently decides that he needs major surgery in the middle of July?

And who's stuck holding the bag all summer long? Me! that's who.....

So I'm like F this ####, I'm taking a few more days off before you go.....

And that, is why I'm on vacation again.

And I dunno if the heart medication is making him delirious, but he told me that if I stayed on, he give me a promotion.

Now if you guys remember, I only have the 1 guy above me, and that's the guy who's saying he's gonna promote me......I said; "WT-F are you gonna promote me to?" LMFAO

I mean, I'm the XO man.....the VP......What's he gonna leave and give me the company? :huh:

Yep. People say some crazy stuff before an op esp if they think they might die.

I am in a similar situation at the moment...

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N-o-l-a Grand Master

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Meh, don't need anything on there.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Yep. People say some crazy stuff before an op esp if they think they might die.

I am in a similar situation at the moment...

Spit it out ("oot" if in Canadia), si ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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End-Tuesday end-report, read to end man:

Completed several corporate POTS contracts, exhausted man.

Casa-ward commute looked grim but went well, dodged most turtles man.

Huge SUV almost blocking driveway of casa, visitor man.

Hongkongian mom of Mini-B.'s little playmate came to pick same up, wee man.

Mini-B. jovial, casa a mess, wee men.

Mrs. T-B. suspiciously upbeat, mystery she man.

Staggered upstairs, exhausted man.

Bathroom spotless and somewhat disordered, high suspicion level man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. had dinner on formal dinner table, suspicion off charts man.

We asked if Mrs. T-B. had a fever or lethal illness, only explanation man.

Mrs. T-B. had cleaned bathroom, she man.

Had first attempted to use pressure-warsher, believe it or not she man.

Contraption wouldn't work, so she used a hose, believe it or not she man.

Water + vinegar + baking-soda, Ear of Newt and Eye of Bat she man.

Unscrewed PVC pipe under sink and blasted hair-clots from it, she man.

Cleaned windows, walls, lights, and all other surfaces, she man.

We ran to call for an ambulance, commit her to Bellevue she man.

Dinner was salmon, rice, and mixed vegetables, no fotos man.

We remained suspicious throughout, Sherlock Holmes we man.

Then we deduced it, light bulbs on man.

-- The Rojo was to come over but was delayed, he man; and

-- We arrived a bit early, we man; and

-- Mrs. T-B. adjusted seamlessly, expert she man.

None of this was true, egad man.

Mrs. T-B. simply "decided" to do both, still commitable to Bellevue she man.

Played Cars and Trains with Mini-B., energetic wee man.

Read two books to Mini-B., we and wee man.

Unsuccessfully attempted nap, with cat, no we zzz but miu zzz man.

Watched late TV news, see man.

Called by Mrs. T-B. to listen to her yak yak yak yak YAK YAK she man.

Have been overeating cheaps, fat man.

(Presumed) cat, then prep zzz man.

Heap Strong back-medicine losing appeal, ineffective man.

Might break out heating-pad, sigh man.

Mornin', Commie-non-babes and other PTDS-or-whatevers with +1 inventories!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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Yep. People say some crazy stuff before an op esp if they think they might die.

I am in a similar situation at the moment...

You need surgery or your boss needs surgery?

Meh, don't need anything on there.

well, you go find something to need......

I'm up Amazoning.....

Spit it out ("oot" if in Canadia), si ma'am.

Being there's no other stupid stuff said here, I will 1+ it......

Jacque67 Grand Master

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He went from being a man to a woman?

Is he going to promote you?

Did he leave you holding the bag?

She wants me to buy her out!

In the meantime having to work with a crazy kohai. Nice girl but nuts!

An example-last year, I was in the middle of doing something and couldn't find a red pen (which I needed). I asked this girl if she had seen it, and she flew off the handle (Japanese style;)). She replied that she hadn't touched my pen (I wasn't accusing her of doing so, but she thought I was). Next thing a meeting was held between my boss, her and I concerning "the red pen incident ." I was told the red pen was my responsibility, and that I should buy my own and have a steady supply at hand so as to no cause concern to my kohai!!!

Darnell Grand Master

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ok I'm done shopping now......

keep checking throughout the day, as 'more specials' are being released.

omgz. funny ! #TrumpYourCat

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