The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

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Steveklar is fishing (because he can't catch anything else, no man) for a match between Mini-Viking and Little Egg Roll, see ma'am.

That'd make the egg roll a cougar....

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What, huh man?! Does she have internal bleeding after a knife-fight, huh man? How did you procure the medical images, HIPAA-violator man?

You numbskull, your toilet empire is about to get flushed and you're worried about Asia in Poland, when you should be worried about Asia in China.....

Speaking of cougars, where's Niki.....

[SAT 9,609]

In the office bright and early...

[Darnell 8,478]

Tark stutters when he makes acronyms?

Tark - it's 'My Personal Digital Stimulator' ... Get it right next time, aye? No Conveyance of points till you gets it right.

[NikLR 13,228]

So if ya remember my issues with my length of kiddo visit this summer.... It was suggested that I have documentation of regular visits. Would a copy of the stamps in her passport correlating to copies of her itineraries suffice? It is stamped every visit with an entry date.

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Yes

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Everything, even a note she left you or you left her is documentation.

[Darnell 8,478]

So if ya remember my issues with my length of kiddo visit this summer.... It was suggested that I have documentation of regular visits. Would a copy of the stamps in her passport correlating to copies of her itineraries suffice? It is stamped every visit with an entry date.

or you could take the 'american in china' approach -

take a headshot of the child holding a newspaper that shows the current date.

--on arrival day

--on departure day

overkill? certainly ! Vice-Consuls in Guangzhou accept it though.

Edited July 13, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Get a notebook and document everything. Visits, calls, activities, etc....

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These things will be entered as "exhibits"

For example, when Mrs Tark sues Tark for a divorce, she can enter into evidence, coupons from Tarks collection, to prove that he's cheap....

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"Do you deny, that you tried to eat the Fook waitress at the all you can eat buffet when they ran out of food?"

or you could take the 'american in china' approach -

take a headshot of the child holding a newspaper that shows the current date.

--on arrival day

--on departure day

overkill? certainly ! Vice-Consuls in Guangzhou accept it though.

Man that's retarded!

[NikLR 13,228]

Darnell I have little need to impress a vice-consul of anywhere. I merely want to ensure my summers last the time we agreed upon, vs what her father thinks is okay. He feels 3 days visits every 2 months is enough. Not only is that expensive, it's not what we agreed upon. But without it written on paper with lawyers, there isnt much I can do about it.

F16 just flew over. Darn they're loud! I ran outside and caught a glimpse though.

[SAT 9,609]

In the cockpit of that F-16, it's actually very quiet.....

Speaking of cockpits, where do women pilots sit in a jet?

[Darnell 8,478]

Darnell I have little need to impress a vice-consul of anywhere. I merely want to ensure my summers last the time we agreed upon, vs what her father thinks is okay. He feels 3 days visits every 2 months is enough. Not only is that expensive, it's not what we agreed upon. But without it written on paper with lawyers, there isnt much I can do about it.

F16 just flew over. Darn they're loud! I ran outside and caught a glimpse though.

ok - is this 'what we agreed upon' actually listed in the divorce decree or orders or agreed orders or special orders, on some court document?

if yes, then he's breaking the stuff in the decree, and that can be acted upon..

but I think yer more interested in documentation and the proper documentation process/techniques to prove up the lack. right?

might be worth a phone call into whatever the 'clerk of the court' is called there, ask them directly about this, then morph all to match their evidentiary requirements.

In the cockpit of that F-16, it's actually very quiet.....

Speaking of cockpits, where do women pilots sit in a jet?

snarfies... on the erection seat?

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Perv...

Ah speaking of pervs......where's Tark.....