The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[NikLR 13,228]

Whatju gonna have?

I was going to go get ribs, but decided on fatdonalds instead. It's quick and easy. It's too hot to cook.

[SAT 9,609]

That reminds of of the ole Fatdonald's McRib sandwich.....

Yum yum.....I musta ate like 10,000,000 of them when they made them.....

[Darnell 8,478]

i wish it was regular menu item... i'll only go in for that.

[SAT 9,609]

They brought it back a few years ago, for a couple of months. I had 1. Brings back memories.....

[Darnell 8,478]

man, i dunno who invented the blue-cheese-stuffed burger patty, but oh boy !

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

1. But what was the most important bit? Mrs. T-B actually put dishes in the dishwasher, afeard that Big Mama see the dirties. That's gotta be a win, somehow !

2. I'm betting Mrs. T-B ate something un-normal for her in the prior 24 hours.

1. Just knows that Mama T-B. is a neat-freak and doesn't want to disappoint her, that's all D man. The dishes are NOT prepared or organized for warshing and must be removed (by us), rehabbed (by us), and replaced in the dishwarsher in warshable order, sigh we man.

2. Nothing sprang to mind, no she man.

Many. Gracias for well-wishings, si man. More in Daily Report, q.v. man.

0 fish on board......

Sounds like a fun expedition, to be repeated as soon as possible, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Man I took like Many naps today.....

Number of naps corrected and where's the +Many,000,000 button, si and huh man?

Need to eat dinner. Thinking of how to convince hubs so we don't have to leave him behind. Lol

"Mr. Niki-B.! Guess what I made for dinner, huh man? Reservations!"

And, I would ate the sucker....

It wasn't a sucker, but rather an urchin, reading-comprehension sea man.

The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

Was going to demand fotos and claim that in absence of same, it didn't happen, Nola-B. ma'am. What a cute big-little man, wee man!

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Saturday report, egad man:

Bedded self at half-past Many a.m., grog man.

Set alarm for half-past Many in hopes of GS-ing, inadequate zzz man.

Overslept alarm by nearly an hour, ongoing zzz man.

Was shoved awake by Mrs. T-B., upset-with-alarm-going-off she man.

Mrs. T-B. (and almost certainly also we) looked like intestinal output, rough night she man.

Mrs. T-B. informed us that we had to take Mini-B. to reading-class, she to we man.

Class was to start in under an hour, egad man.

Our back was nearly gone, in-bed rehab required ouch man.

Showered but uneaten & unshaven, we made it out of casa with Mini-B., we & wee man.

At class, had to scare up straight-back chair to preserve remainder of back, ouch man.

Class taught by instructor whose mannerisms detracted from any learning, weird man.

Also had no rapport with kids, artificial man.

Class material potentially of some use but not worth the tuition fee, our conclusion man.

Mini-B. restless during whole time, poor wee man.

Mini-B. more interested in table's hinges than in instructional activity, predictable wee man.

Mini-B. chiefly sad & partly grumpy after class, sigh wee man.

We offered prospect of finding toys at a GS, hitherto-sacrificed activity man.

Mini-B. cheered up some, wee man.

First stop was an itinerary "ES/MS," yeah right man.

Items were random leftovers from a move-out, not an ES or MS neither man.

(Above should be a State Jail felony, grrr man.)

Did find 2 designer ties marked at $2 each, appealing man.

Readily talked homeowner down to $1 each, whee man.

Mini-B. amused self by rolling monster John Deere truck around floor, wee man.

Got call from Mrs. T-B. requesting casa-ward return, she man.

Quickly hit casa-area GS on way, disappointing fodder man.

Therefore, entire take = ties for $2, deal man.

Plan was to lunch, hit Big Lots, drop Mini-B. to Mama T-B., & go to med clinic, plan man.

Lunched at Subway with use of coupons, BOGO ingestation man.

Many%-off sale at Big Lots didn't begin till 2 p.m., no and grrr man.

We dropped Mrs. T-B. at casa and MIni-B. at Mama T-B.'s, chauffeur man.

We retrieved Mrs. T-B. & went to doc, anticipation man.

Doc says it's gall bladder that must come out, referral to surgeon for $Many man.

On way back, stopped at Big Lots, sale beginning man.

Mrs. T-B. bought new Mini-B. mattress in back while we aisled around, shop man.

Saved $Many ($2x2x2x2+2+2) on mattress, great deal man.

Spent $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2-2-1) on other stuff, fine deal man.

At casa, unloaded purchases, hastily man.

Mrs. T-B. went to retrieve Mini-B., she to senior she for wee man.

We remained at casa to put away purchases, all but mattress man.

Mrs. T-B. & better-mooded Mini-B. returned about when we were leaving, errands man.

Went to GS supposedly still running, no sign of same grrr man.

Dropped dry-cleaning, no same-day pickup sigh man.

Gassed & warshed the T-B.-mobile, necessary man.

Returned to Big Lots for another $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2+2+1]) of stuff, deals man.

Supermarketed for catch-up items, no ketchup man.

Returned to casa quite exhausted, hot & tired man.

Played some with Mini-B. at Mrs. T-B.'s request, we and wee and exhausted she man.

Took Mini-B. to dinner at Mrs. T-B.'s request, we and wee and exhausted she man.

Gassed & warshed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, necessary man.

Mini-B. thrilled to punch buttons on gas pump, big little helper wee man.

Dinnered at Carl's Jr. with use of coupons, BOGO man.

We had 2 teriyaki burgers, best menu item man.

Mini-B. had 2 French fries with ketchup, plus chicken fingers, hungry wee man.

Both of us bachelor-dudes completely stuffed, satisfied we and wee man.

Mrs. T-B. played with tiring Mini-B., she man.

We dragged new mattress upstairs, back held up man.

We undressed, debedded, & took off old mattress, lots of layers man.

We bedded & dressed new mattress, Sealy Allerton man.

We took old mattress downstairs, much easier with gravity man.

Mrs. T-B. embedded Mini-B., tired wee man.

We took highly needed shower + hourlong nap with cat, exhausted we man.

Mrs. T-B. told us how comfortable new bed is, worthwhile expense & effort man.

Watched late TV news, back to routine man.

Warshed/dried kitchen rags & lawnmowing gear, routine man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory man.

Must fold laundry and de-dish the warsher, second but not the first too late man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', surrogate for Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Jacque67 7,328]

The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

So cute!!!!

[SAT 9,609]

He's kinda fat.....But could stand to be fatter.....

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff thinks her idiot friends are right again....

[Darnell 8,478]

Tiff thinks her idiot friends are right again....

concerning what?

[SAT 9,609]

Her friend, the idiot that wanted to buy into the Japanese restaurant.....

Went to a water park and told tiff it's great.

Meantime, the reviews are horrible. Ongoing construction, filthy, terrible food, etc....

I see that toothache is lurking.....

[Darnell 8,478]

so how can tiff visit anyplace with 2 children in tow, without you? #CarelessMother