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TBoneTX Grand Master

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I wanna choke her

What kind of car still runs on a choke, huh man?

Why is "my utility drawer" in a communal space?

It's like leaving a salt-lick for a deer, or a GS for us, or a transmission in the bathtub for Hillbilly, or roadkill in Ontarklar's cookware, duh man.

wait - why are you allowing access to your kitchen?

Vain hope springs eternal, Bro D man. However, Tiff amuses herself in secondary ways, 'tis plain, sigh man.

She's nosy...

And a wonderful cook, whee man!

So, Tiff's aunt, fat boy's mom. I had told her that I'd sponsor her for a green card. So her attorney (whom I referred her to), forwarded me an I-ManyManyManyA to sign......But part 2 is left blank......

So I call up the atty, and asked her how many people are they expecting me to sponsor. She said: "Her and her husband, didn't you know?"

uh huh.......fat boys useless father try to pull a fast one on me.......

I told fat boy that I'm sponsoring him, his mom, my in laws, Tiff's Many siblings. That's it.

Form number and number of relatives precised, gullible man.

Did you see the pic of my tool boxes? I'm not keeping a Many adapters to various electronic devices in the garage, or various batteries, or a jeweler screwdriver, so every time I need to change my kids toy batteries I have to go to the garage? Kids toys nowadays all have screwed in battery compartments you know....

How bout a glue stick, in the garage too? A small tube of crazy glue? A utility knife for cutting boxes. So I go to the garage 2 flights down every time I need a utility knife to open a package? Or a packaging? A small pair of dikes for cutting the tie ties that holds the dolls to the box....Christmas tree lights repair kit. In the garage too?

Everyone I know keeps such a drawer in the kitchen.....and it is in fact, the drawer I go to most often. Try it, you might like it....

LPoP and unread, and someone doth protesteth too much, sigh man.

I know the drawer Steve speaks of, the random ####### drawer. I have one myself.

Invite Tiff over to blaspheme it, Nola-B. ma'am.

I also have one. I dont remember being in a kitchen without one...

Invite Tiff over to blaspheme it, Niki-B. ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,575

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Thursday wrap-report, wrap-artist man:

International POTS order larger than expected, wow man.

Did not leave office until almost Many (2x2x2+2) p.m., midnight oiler man.

Stopped at CVS; shrewdly bought Many items for just over $2, taming of the shrewd man.

Casa-ward commute good but for one stretch of turtles, abreast man.

Mini-B. already asleep; didn't get to kiss him goodnight, no wee man. :(

Cat miffed at disruption in her schedule, miffed miu man.

No nap for us, obviously, no zzz man.

Completion of POTS order tomorrow, huge commi$$ion man.

Hope to have energy & sunlight to mow lawn thereafter, necessity man.

Big Saturday with Big Lots sale + GSs, be prepared man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with allocatable +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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What kind of car still runs on a choke, huh man?

It's like leaving a salt-lick for a deer, or a GS for us, or a transmission in the bathtub for Hillbilly, or roadkill in Ontarklar's cookware, duh man.

Vain hope springs eternal, Bro D man. However, Tiff amuses herself in secondary ways, 'tis plain, sigh man.

And a wonderful cook, whee man!

Form number and number of relatives precised, gullible man.

LPoP and unread, and someone doth protesteth too much, sigh man.

Invite Tiff over to blaspheme it, Nola-B. ma'am.

Invite Tiff over to blaspheme it, Niki-B. ma'am.

I almost 1 +ed this here post. But I only like a portion, and I can't give a fractional 1+.

So, again, I'm not thumb upping it.......

In 4 hours I'm gonna start my 2-weeks vacation! Yay me! :)

So... I won't be too active here (lol like I ever was :lol:), cause not too much free time, I suppose :)

And where/ what, may I ask, are you planning to go/ do in those 2 weeks?

SAT Grand Master

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here it is. Genuine, 100% real, certified Brooklyn Polska kielbassi. It's at least 10 times better than the kielbasa in Poland......

IMAG5745_zpsp8irt65v.jpg

Well. An education of sorts, I suppose...

I know the Nipponese keep a drawer for their bondage ropes and stuff......

You may ask and I may not know :P

Too bad for Tark :)

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Jacque67 Grand Master

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here it is. Genuine, 100% real, certified Brooklyn Polska kielbassi. It's at least 10 times better than the kielbasa in Poland......

IMAG5745_zpsp8irt65v.jpg

I know the Nipponese keep a drawer for their bondage ropes and stuff......

Too bad for Tark :)

Looks good! Why only two? are the expensive?

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